Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

In Long Kingdom, Chen Yue stood at the door, crossing his chest and arms with his hands.

He's a little cold...

The kind of cold that makes your teeth chatter.

[Information 6: There is a bathing pool in the room. If you feel uncomfortable, you can go in and soak for a while. (Don’t **Horizontal lines, horizontal lines.)]

Chen Yue couldn't see what was written in the brackets. It was probably that he didn't want to take a bath.

But his current physical condition prevents him from making any other choice.

This copy is very evil. As long as you don't take a bath regularly, your body will suffer from various problems.

For a moment, I couldn't tell that the guest himself was physically weak and his health improved after he came to the hot spring.

It was only when the guest came to the Ninth Hot Spring that his body became weak.

Chen Yue came to the bathroom cursing.

He is now very fond of having fun for himself. He keeps moving his mouth in the dungeon and never stops when he can curse.

If he hadn't been so nervous all the time, Chen Yue suspected that one day he would become a machine that only knew how to escape and ruthlessly break into dungeons.

The bathroom sink was empty and had a faucet with a wooden surface.

Chen Yue turned on the faucet, and a stream of white water flowed down. It was turbid and filled with white floc.

It's the same as what I saw in the hot spring pool during the day.

Chen Yue walked in naked and sat down inside: "If you don't move, you are a bastard."

He was afraid of triggering Rule 5, so he always took the turtle pen holder with him every time he took a bath.

As the mantra moves, the white matter in the water is centered around the body and is excluded by the light shield.

The amazing thing is that these things, which are promoted as "minerals" by the resort, seem to be alive, trying their best to squeeze into the photo mask.

To be precise, squeeze towards Chen Yue...

Seeing this scene, Chen Yue didn't dare to move anymore and closed his eyes stiffly.

drop by drop...

The alarm clock rang, Chen Yue took a breath and stood up.

The moment he stood up, something white in the water swam toward him, scaring Chen Yue so much that he jumped out of it.

"What the hell?"

pat.

Because he came out too quickly and his feet were wet, Chen Yue landed on his head and fell hard.

He got up quickly.

Fortunately, his physical fitness is relatively strong now. After such a fall, only a little red mark was left on his knee.

Chen Yue lowered his head and saw the "culprit" who caused his fall.

A wooden floorboard was loose and out of place with the surrounding flat ground.

The wooden floor was just kicked open by Chen Yue, and a transparent document bag appeared inside, containing a...book?

in writing,

Chen Yue opened the first page: "Legend has it that in a distant village, there is a clan of Medusas living, and their bodies..."

"Dong, dong, dong~" The door was knocked again.

"Hello, guest, I'm here to collect the room fee."

Chen Yue put down his book and walked to the door. In the cat's eyes, the receptionist who checked in at night was standing at the door with a smile and said hello politely.

Chen Yue looked at his watch and the clock on the wall: eleven forty-seven.

"Wait a minute, I just finished taking a bath and haven't had time to get dressed yet."

A minute later: "Guest, are you dressed? I'll collect the room fee."

"Don't rush me, I was so scared that I lost all the tea seeds."

There was a pause outside the door, and the voice seemed to be trying its best to endure: "Okay, you can do your business first."

Another minute passed:

"Sir, have you found the bitter tea seeds?"

"I found it, but my vest fell under the bed. Just wait~"

"Sir, hurry up, I'm leaving if you don't come out."

The people outside knocked on the door frantically, and their voices became serious. Looking through the peephole, he turned around and showed signs of leaving.

Chen Yue remained calm. No matter how the other party threatened, he always said the same thing: "Wait, wait."

In the last thirty seconds, there was a beep sound, and the door handle of the room turned. It turned out that someone took the room card and opened the door from outside.

A dry, scaly hand stretched out along the crack of the door: "Let me in, let me..."

The palms were clawing inside, and blood dripped from the sharp nails.

Thirty seconds later, Chen Yue heard an unwilling roar from outside the door and retracted his hand.

Chen Yue broke into cold sweat.

Fortunately, he was cautious and felt that the hotel's access control was not secure and could be entered by "insiders" at any time.

Fasten it with iron chains inside, and move the bed to the door to hold it up.

"Sir, room service, please pay for the room."

The voice outside the door sounded again.

This time, Chen Yue opened the room door.

A staff member holding something similar to a "POS machine" stood at the door. After seeing Chen Yue, he bowed and said respectfully: "I'll collect the room fee and bring you your meal ticket for tomorrow." ”

Seeing that there was no change in his body, Chen Yue knew that he had guessed correctly.

[Information 3: At 11:50 p.m., the waiter will come to the room and knock on the door to collect the accommodation fee.

Waiters respect customer privacy and they will never enter a customer's room. 】

It’s 11:50, not even a minute or a second can be lost.

In fact, Chen Yue just wasn't sure whether the previous employee was really a staff member.

After all, two groups of people had already arrived before this.

Who would have thought that just by staying in a hotel, the same routines and bad guys could happen one after another?

But he would procrastinate, delaying for three minutes until the correct time arrived, citing the reason that he was not fully dressed.

……

At the same time, familiar mechanical sounds echoed around the world.

[Ding, Asan Kingdom, Jiriya Kingdom, Kangaroo Kingdom... 621 chosen ones were devoured by ghost stories, and the dungeon failed. 】

More than 600 chosen ones opened the door three minutes before arrival.

As soon as their door opened, the waiter barged in with a ferocious smile: "Be good, let me have a taste of you."

The screen instantly turned black.

Barrage: "(Gasps heavily) It's hard to guard against it."

"It's too much. Just be careful. Who can tell?"

"My mentality is not good. The other person gets scared as soon as he turns around."

"It really takes some brains to break into the dungeon."

……

Strange talk about the world,

Chen Yue took out the card in his hand and suddenly paused when he was about to swipe it: "Do you have a mirror in your hotel? I want to comb my hair."

"Sorry, our hotel does not provide mirrors."

"Okay..." Chen Yue just asked. He had just thought clearly.

[Information 5: There is no mirror in the room. Do not mention the mirror to the waiter. It is a taboo here. 】

This rule is unreasonable no matter how you look at it. First of all, people who want to look in the mirror when staying in a hotel are a very reasonable request and not excessive.

Secondly, if mirrors are really taboo, why are mirrors normal in hot spring areas during the day?

From this point of view, the information may be wrong.

It turned out that the waiter did not hold him accountable for this question.

But at this moment, a banging sound came from the room.

The waiter in front of him suddenly knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "We promise that there are no mirrors in the hotel."

"We promise……"

With a panic expression on his face, he said the same thing three times in a row, then cautiously glanced in Chen Yue's direction, and then stood up.

Chen Yue: "..."

"It's not you, brother... you don't need to salute. I forgive you."

The waiter said nothing, lowered his head, and looked like he would never speak.

Chen Yue chuckled, swiped the yellow card, deducted two hundred yuan, and left a thousand and fifteen yuan in the balance.

“The room rate is not expensive.”

"If everyone's starting balance is two thousand, I don't understand why anyone can't pay it."

"Unless they're stupid enough to spend anything else..."

Chen Yue muttered to himself, but the waiter in front of him still didn't say a word, handed him the meal ticket, lowered his head and ran away.

Seeing the person walking away, Chen Yue's expression changed drastically, he quickly returned to the room and opened the cabinet.

I saw the sculpture that was originally locked inside fell down and hit its head on the cabinet door.

Chen Yue picked up the three sculptures and ran towards the corridor.

At the end of the corridor, the elevator shows where it stops on the first floor.

Chen Yue pressed the elevator button, and the floor began to rise slowly.

"Hurry up, hurry up."

Chen Yue looked at his watch. After the incident where the waiter swiped his hand card just now, it was already eleven fifty-eight.