Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"The diet should be light. Eating too much salt is not good for the human body. Nowadays, many people have high blood pressure because the taste is too strong and they eat too much salt and seasonings."

The middle-aged woman calls herself Teacher Yang, a health consultant, and answers confidently.

As soon as she opened her mouth, the crowd behind her nodded in agreement.

"Ross, you're right."

"We are here just to keep healthy. We will not eat salt or anything else."

"We listen to Rouse."

The small salt pond was suddenly crowded with many people.

Xu Ye was sitting there feeling uncomfortable, twisting left and right, and finally stood up and swung his butt, and the white powder on his body just hit the mouth of the man behind him.

The man was stunned for a few seconds, realized what had happened, and hurriedly spit out what was in his mouth:

"Bah, bah, bah, it tastes terrible."

Xu Ye asked him: "What does it smell like?"

"The taste..." The man hesitated, with a confused expression on his face.

"Salty?" Xu Ye continued to remind him.

"It has no taste... No, why should I taste the taste of this thing? I'm sick?" The man was very angry, with a dark face:

"I really thought the bath water you used was holy water."

Seeing his reaction, Xu Ye had a preliminary idea in his mind.

However, whether the idea is correct or not requires further verification.

After everyone finished experiencing the "salt bath", it was already 9:30 pm.

"Today's health care activities are over here. We will gather at the fish therapy pool on time at two o'clock tomorrow afternoon."

"Don't forget to use the sauna yourself in the morning."

"Okay, received it, Teacher Yang."

"Thank you for your hard work, Teacher Yang."

Xu Ye walked over and said, "Teacher Yang, I will be there on time at two o'clock tomorrow afternoon."

The smile on Teacher Yang's face faded a little: "As long as you are happy."

"I'm happy, I'm very happy, thank you for your hospitality." Xu Ye grinned and grabbed Teacher Yang's hand excitedly.

Teacher Yang rolled his eyes,

I have never seen such a thick-skinned person.

He pulled his hand out forcefully and said soothingly: "Okay, okay, you must remember to take a bath first tomorrow morning. Remember, scrub first and then sauna, don't use the wrong order."

After sending Teacher Yang away, Xu Ye returned to the shower area and washed off all the salt on his body.

The clear water slid down his chest, and Xu Ye narrowed his eyes slightly:

[Rule 8: The order of taking a bath is shower - bath - hot spring - steaming. The order must not be wrong. 】

Why should we always emphasize the order of taking a bath? What problems will occur if he doesn't follow the order?

Xu Ye didn't know that he was blessed with talent, so even if there were any problems, he wouldn't be able to detect them with his powerful self-healing ability.

Talent, most of the time, brings benefits, but sometimes, it has the opposite effect.

Just like during the day, he felt something was wrong with the hot spring water several times, but he could only make a judgment by observing other people's reactions.

If you guessed it correctly, fish therapy and bathing will cause pain to people.

Xu Ye stretched out his palm in a daze. He touched the hands of three people today. The man who stole the meal ticket in the morning had more flesh and less bones.

The bath attendant and Teacher Yang were normal.

What rules does this represent? Still need to continue to explore.

At this moment, water droplets dripped from the hair, flowed all the way down the arms, to the palms, and then from the fingertips to the ground.

A netizen named Wuchuan Kuchazi commented in the barrage: "Although I can't see it, Xu Ye's "·" must be very big."

"how do you know?"

Wu Chazi said: "Boss Xu Ye likes excitement. The pain is the strongest there."

"That makes sense."

"I can already imagine it."

Accounts without Kuchazi will be banned for 500 years.

Technician: "I'll tell you a way to remove mosaics. Take off your glasses and hold the screen further away..."

Technician accounts are banned for 5000 years.

Netizens: “…”

"It's so miserable. It's none of my business. I didn't hear anything."

"For five thousand years, the entire history of the Dragon Kingdom will be banned directly."

……

At ten o'clock in the evening, a door at the southern corner of the hot spring area opened. Xu Ye followed the crowd and discovered that the so-called "accommodation area" was actually upstairs in the pool area.

There is a lobby on the second floor, which is the same as an ordinary hotel. There are several front desks standing in front of computers for check-in services.

Xu Ye looked around and his eyes almost went blind.

The walls are golden, with huge gems inlaid on them. The whole hall is filled with light, and it really shines to the extreme.

It’s also tacky to the extreme.

Whose good family decorated it like this? It reminded Xu Ye of the KTV twenty years ago.

He was just born and his family loved it.

Xu Ye queued up with the crowd, and it was finally his turn.

Several people at the front desk wore golden mandarin jackets with snakeskin-like textures on them, shining with gold.

"Hello, guest, room number is 508."

Xu Ye took the room card and said curiously: "Your decoration is not bad..."

"You are really discerning." The receptionist's eyes curled up: "Our boss put it all up and put a lot of effort into it. Look at the luminous pearl above your head. It is pure natural and will not go out after decades of storage."

Xu Ye opened his eyes wide: "It must be valuable, right?"

"Of course." The waiter patted his chest and pointed to the gems on the wall: "Look at that pink diamond. I dare say it is unique in the world. The one on the Pharaoh's crown is not as brilliant as this one."

"Really?" Xu Ye opened his mouth wide: "Your hotel is really amazing."

If Xu Ye just said it, it was just a polite compliment, and the purpose was to extract some useful information.

At this moment, he really fell in love with this hotel and sincerely praised the boss's taste.

Barrage: "I have a bad feeling."

"He said this last time while standing in the zoo. In the end, he packed up the whole circle of rabbits and went back to barbecue."

"Last time, he praised the paper man's flexibility in the village..."

"Same as last time..."

The audience just casually took stock, and countless examples immediately appeared in their minds.

Xu Ye got the room card and there were words written on the back.

[Dear guests, welcome to the Ninth Hot Spring Accommodation Area. The following information is our sincere advice to you:]

[Information 1: The accommodation area is only open at night. Please be sure to leave the room before eight o'clock the next morning. (Never leave **, the guest room is the safest place during the day.)]

[Information 2: It is dangerous after 12 o'clock at night. Doors and windows need to be locked. 】

[Information 3: At 11:50 p.m., the waiter will come to the room and knock on the door to collect the accommodation fee.

Waiters respect customer privacy and they will never enter a customer's room. 】