Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!
Chapter 5 Warm Home 4
He was a little complacent, and the other chosen ones must not have noticed this, so they stupidly ate the meat and became weird.
William picked up a mouthful of cabbage and put it in his mouth, smacking his lips.
It tasted good. He was so immersed in his reasoning that he didn't notice the billowing black gas coming from the other side of the table.
The younger brother stood up from the chair: "It is simply unforgivable for you to make our mother, who loves us the most, angry."
The younger brother stretched out his hands towards William's neck.
But this time, the mother sitting in front of me didn’t say anything to dissuade her.
With a bang, William's head fell off, and his body was separated on the spot.
After a while, the body turned into a puff of smoke and blew away.
William returned to his room, leaning against the wall and panting, with a look of horror on his face.
[S-level talent: Resurrection Armor, set a fixed place as the resurrection point. Every time you encounter a strange killing, you can be reborn at the resurrection point. Each copy is limited to three times. 】
I had already used it once when I was facing the little boy in the morning, and now it's the second time.
When Bald Eagle netizens watched the live broadcast, they hated the fact that iron cannot become steel.
"Oh, shit, I've used it twice in just a few hours. William is too useless. Putting such a good talent on him is in vain."
"At this rate, we won't be able to survive the seventh day."
His eyes returned to Xu Ye,
"Don't eat."
Mom's eyes were filled with tears: "Do you hate eating the food I cook?"
"No."
Xu Ye clipped one of his ears and put it in the air to look at it carefully: "It's not fresh anymore."
"Your cooking skills are fine, but it took too long to take out this thing, which affects the taste."
"Mom, I want to eat something fresh." Xu Ye stared at her mother expectantly, with desire in her eyes.
Mom stopped crying. If Xu Ye didn't like the taste of the food she cooked, she would be sad.
But now Xu Ye said that it wasn't the food that was the problem, it was that the ingredients used were not fresh enough.
She is a "loving" mother who always puts her children's wishes first in her heart. She said guiltily: "I'm sorry, maybe the meat has been left a little too long and it doesn't taste good. How about you make do with it." "
"If you want to eat, eat fresh." Xu Ye turned to look at his brother's seat on the other side of the dining table.
The child was having a delicious meal when he was stared at. He suddenly shuddered and raised his head: "Brother, what do you mean?"
The next second, Xu Ye's hand twisted toward his ear.
The younger brother yelled: "It hurts, it hurts..."
Although he was no longer a human being, he still felt the pain he had when he was alive, especially in a place as fragile as his ears.
Finally, I couldn't bear it anymore and shouted:
"Mom, save me!"
"Brother is going to eat me."
If your head falls off, you can still put it back on. The ear was eaten and came straight out of the butt the next day.
The scene was close to getting out of control.
My mother stopped me: "Okay, stop, we won't eat meat today."
As he said that, he poured all the ears on the plate into the trash can.
When it came to the issue of eating and brotherhood, she chose the latter.
Xu Ye looked at her unwillingly.
Mom's tone softened and she spoke softly, with a hint of coaxing: "Be good, let go of my brother. Mom will buy you fresh ones another day."
Xu Ye nodded and took two vegetarian dishes and ate them with rice, but his expression was a little unhappy.
Outside the live broadcast room, netizens were already furious: "I cried. The reason why he didn't eat it was because the human ears were not fresh enough. If it were me, when I saw the pile of ears, I would vomit on the spot."
"Damn, my brother Ye is so awesome. Compared to the submissiveness of several other chosen ones in the live broadcast room, my weird brother directly begged for mercy."
"By the way, did you notice that after Xu Ye said that her ears were stale, her mother was not angry. In other words, it is reasonable to use this statement as a reason not to eat meat."
"Upstairs, are you saying that Xu Ye did it on purpose?"
"Yes, it must be intentional. Hey, hey, let me tell you, how could someone be so perverted as to want to eat fresh human ears. Xu Ye is a good man."
At the same time, several other chosen ones who had eaten later and were being forced to eat before they had time to express their opinions received reminder messages from the country.
Each country had three opportunities to communicate with its chosen ones, and they sent out Xu Ye's performance in text.
After most of the chosen ones said "the meat is not fresh", enough was enough and they successfully avoided this disaster.
Only Kim Jae-wook from the Kimchi Kingdom said, "It's just the Dragon Kingdom, we can't let them steal all the limelight."
Kim Jae Wook: "Brother, I want to eat fresh ears, cut them off and give them to me."
According to his reasoning, the reason why Xu Ye from the Dragon Kingdom was able to contend with the weirdness was to pinch his younger brother's ears. It must be because my mother was present and my brother didn't dare to make mistakes.
What he wanted to do was to be even more impressive. In one sentence, he could easily let Weiyi cut off his ears.
Then, with a scream: "Axi, what's going on? No!"
[Shang Kim Jae-wook, the chosen one of Kimchi Nation, was swallowed by a strange thing. The world of strange stories is about to come. The time is counting down to 10, 9, 8, 7, 6...]
After lunch, most of the selected people took the time to return to their rooms. In their opinion, it is the safest place, at least there will be no weird intrusions.
Xu Ye sat down on the sofa, turned on the TV, and was at ease.
Peppa Pig is playing inside.
Pink Pig No. 1: "Brother, what are you doing?"
Pink Pig No. 2 pointed at the football with her toes: "You can't see it, I'm playing football."
Pink Pig No. 1: "Then you are too bad at playing. Come on, I will show you a national football player."
The two pink piglets walked for a long time. Pink Pig No. 2 asked: "Why did you bring me to the beach? Where are the athletes?"
Suddenly, the TV screen shook and snowflakes began to fall.
A girl with long hair and a red dress appeared on the screen out of thin air. Her eyes were fixed on the front. She obviously only existed on TV, but she seemed to be looking directly into the eyes of the chosen one, which made people cringe.
The female ghost bent down, put her hands on her sides, and got out of the TV head first.
Her long hair covered her face, and her eyes and nose couldn't be seen clearly. Only her big blood-red lips were exposed, which was extremely weird.
Xu Ye frowned: "Sadako?"
Regardless of what he said, the female ghost continued to crawl out, and the two round eyes were already out of the TV.
Xu Ye: "You really disappoint me."
???
The female ghost stretched out her scarlet tongue, which was more than half a meter long, licked the corners of her mouth, then stretched it forward, swinging back and forth in the air.
"I'm going to eat you."
Xu Ye was even more disappointed: "It's not scary at all."
He turned on the TV for a purpose;
[Rule [-]: When you are bored, you can sit down and watch TV for a while. You may get unexpected results. 】
Xu Ye concluded that this unexpected harvest was some kind of new type of weirdness.
Unexpectedly, it was Sadako.
In the real world, there is nothing special about the kind of Sadako who can be found in large numbers in haunted houses.
"You are worthy of being called weird."
William picked up a mouthful of cabbage and put it in his mouth, smacking his lips.
It tasted good. He was so immersed in his reasoning that he didn't notice the billowing black gas coming from the other side of the table.
The younger brother stood up from the chair: "It is simply unforgivable for you to make our mother, who loves us the most, angry."
The younger brother stretched out his hands towards William's neck.
But this time, the mother sitting in front of me didn’t say anything to dissuade her.
With a bang, William's head fell off, and his body was separated on the spot.
After a while, the body turned into a puff of smoke and blew away.
William returned to his room, leaning against the wall and panting, with a look of horror on his face.
[S-level talent: Resurrection Armor, set a fixed place as the resurrection point. Every time you encounter a strange killing, you can be reborn at the resurrection point. Each copy is limited to three times. 】
I had already used it once when I was facing the little boy in the morning, and now it's the second time.
When Bald Eagle netizens watched the live broadcast, they hated the fact that iron cannot become steel.
"Oh, shit, I've used it twice in just a few hours. William is too useless. Putting such a good talent on him is in vain."
"At this rate, we won't be able to survive the seventh day."
His eyes returned to Xu Ye,
"Don't eat."
Mom's eyes were filled with tears: "Do you hate eating the food I cook?"
"No."
Xu Ye clipped one of his ears and put it in the air to look at it carefully: "It's not fresh anymore."
"Your cooking skills are fine, but it took too long to take out this thing, which affects the taste."
"Mom, I want to eat something fresh." Xu Ye stared at her mother expectantly, with desire in her eyes.
Mom stopped crying. If Xu Ye didn't like the taste of the food she cooked, she would be sad.
But now Xu Ye said that it wasn't the food that was the problem, it was that the ingredients used were not fresh enough.
She is a "loving" mother who always puts her children's wishes first in her heart. She said guiltily: "I'm sorry, maybe the meat has been left a little too long and it doesn't taste good. How about you make do with it." "
"If you want to eat, eat fresh." Xu Ye turned to look at his brother's seat on the other side of the dining table.
The child was having a delicious meal when he was stared at. He suddenly shuddered and raised his head: "Brother, what do you mean?"
The next second, Xu Ye's hand twisted toward his ear.
The younger brother yelled: "It hurts, it hurts..."
Although he was no longer a human being, he still felt the pain he had when he was alive, especially in a place as fragile as his ears.
Finally, I couldn't bear it anymore and shouted:
"Mom, save me!"
"Brother is going to eat me."
If your head falls off, you can still put it back on. The ear was eaten and came straight out of the butt the next day.
The scene was close to getting out of control.
My mother stopped me: "Okay, stop, we won't eat meat today."
As he said that, he poured all the ears on the plate into the trash can.
When it came to the issue of eating and brotherhood, she chose the latter.
Xu Ye looked at her unwillingly.
Mom's tone softened and she spoke softly, with a hint of coaxing: "Be good, let go of my brother. Mom will buy you fresh ones another day."
Xu Ye nodded and took two vegetarian dishes and ate them with rice, but his expression was a little unhappy.
Outside the live broadcast room, netizens were already furious: "I cried. The reason why he didn't eat it was because the human ears were not fresh enough. If it were me, when I saw the pile of ears, I would vomit on the spot."
"Damn, my brother Ye is so awesome. Compared to the submissiveness of several other chosen ones in the live broadcast room, my weird brother directly begged for mercy."
"By the way, did you notice that after Xu Ye said that her ears were stale, her mother was not angry. In other words, it is reasonable to use this statement as a reason not to eat meat."
"Upstairs, are you saying that Xu Ye did it on purpose?"
"Yes, it must be intentional. Hey, hey, let me tell you, how could someone be so perverted as to want to eat fresh human ears. Xu Ye is a good man."
At the same time, several other chosen ones who had eaten later and were being forced to eat before they had time to express their opinions received reminder messages from the country.
Each country had three opportunities to communicate with its chosen ones, and they sent out Xu Ye's performance in text.
After most of the chosen ones said "the meat is not fresh", enough was enough and they successfully avoided this disaster.
Only Kim Jae-wook from the Kimchi Kingdom said, "It's just the Dragon Kingdom, we can't let them steal all the limelight."
Kim Jae Wook: "Brother, I want to eat fresh ears, cut them off and give them to me."
According to his reasoning, the reason why Xu Ye from the Dragon Kingdom was able to contend with the weirdness was to pinch his younger brother's ears. It must be because my mother was present and my brother didn't dare to make mistakes.
What he wanted to do was to be even more impressive. In one sentence, he could easily let Weiyi cut off his ears.
Then, with a scream: "Axi, what's going on? No!"
[Shang Kim Jae-wook, the chosen one of Kimchi Nation, was swallowed by a strange thing. The world of strange stories is about to come. The time is counting down to 10, 9, 8, 7, 6...]
After lunch, most of the selected people took the time to return to their rooms. In their opinion, it is the safest place, at least there will be no weird intrusions.
Xu Ye sat down on the sofa, turned on the TV, and was at ease.
Peppa Pig is playing inside.
Pink Pig No. 1: "Brother, what are you doing?"
Pink Pig No. 2 pointed at the football with her toes: "You can't see it, I'm playing football."
Pink Pig No. 1: "Then you are too bad at playing. Come on, I will show you a national football player."
The two pink piglets walked for a long time. Pink Pig No. 2 asked: "Why did you bring me to the beach? Where are the athletes?"
Suddenly, the TV screen shook and snowflakes began to fall.
A girl with long hair and a red dress appeared on the screen out of thin air. Her eyes were fixed on the front. She obviously only existed on TV, but she seemed to be looking directly into the eyes of the chosen one, which made people cringe.
The female ghost bent down, put her hands on her sides, and got out of the TV head first.
Her long hair covered her face, and her eyes and nose couldn't be seen clearly. Only her big blood-red lips were exposed, which was extremely weird.
Xu Ye frowned: "Sadako?"
Regardless of what he said, the female ghost continued to crawl out, and the two round eyes were already out of the TV.
Xu Ye: "You really disappoint me."
???
The female ghost stretched out her scarlet tongue, which was more than half a meter long, licked the corners of her mouth, then stretched it forward, swinging back and forth in the air.
"I'm going to eat you."
Xu Ye was even more disappointed: "It's not scary at all."
He turned on the TV for a purpose;
[Rule [-]: When you are bored, you can sit down and watch TV for a while. You may get unexpected results. 】
Xu Ye concluded that this unexpected harvest was some kind of new type of weirdness.
Unexpectedly, it was Sadako.
In the real world, there is nothing special about the kind of Sadako who can be found in large numbers in haunted houses.
"You are worthy of being called weird."
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