Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

In the world of strange stories, Xu Ye's room was extremely lively.

The incident started half an hour ago. Xu Ye was shocked when he saw the system on the screen: "What, do you still have to spend time learning?"

At this time, the first aunt came to the office: "Hello, I want to withdraw money."

"Wait a minute." Xu Ye waved his hand.

Seeing him walking towards the door, the aunt shouted: "Hey, are you not skilled in business? I'm not telling you, you have been working for so long, and you still..."

Her words were stuck in her throat before she finished speaking.

With his eyes widened and an expression on his face as if he had seen a ghost, Xu Ye walked in with a colleague on his shoulders.

That colleague was tall and tall, but at this moment, he kept patting Xu Ye on the shoulder like a little daughter-in-law: "Put me down, I'm not done with you..."

Seeing how fiercely he resisted, Xu Ye was afraid that he would run away, so he tightened his grip even more.

The man's rough waist like a bucket was instantly compressed to the length of a palm's width, giving it a "full and full grip" feeling.

The colleague couldn't catch his breath, his face turned red from holding back, and he passed out.

Xu Ye put the person on the seat and picked up the hot water bottle on the floor: "Well, I'm sorry, auntie. My colleague is a little uncomfortable now and can't do business. Wait a moment, I will call him up, don't worry ,quickly!"

As he spoke, he poured the water from the hot water bottle.

"Well, I suddenly remembered that my son is pregnant today. I'd better come back another day." The aunt ran out of the office in a hurry, as if she stepped on a hot wheel.

The colleague opened his eyes and saw the spout facing him: "No, I don't want it, you can't..."

It was too late, the water inside dripped on his face.

cold……

It was Xu Ye's first day and he didn't have time to boil water.

"What's wrong, do you need me to heat it up for you?" Xu Ye looked at him with a smile.

"No, no need..."

"Then why don't you hurry up and work hard!"

With a bang, the hot water bottle hit the table hard and was pressed against the chin of the male colleague.

"Yes, I'll do it right now."

The man was startled and quickly opened the computer without any complaints.

The work went smoothly.

During this period, Xu Ye took a casual look around and found that the operation was very simple, you just needed to figure out the sequence.

The Chosen One can learn it completely in an hour or two at most.

But he still didn't do it himself. He didn't like this kind of highly repetitive work that turned people into machines.

After doing it too much, I become a little numb and develop inertia.

There was a long queue outside Xu Ye's office.

The next customer appeared, a young man in his early twenties, sitting upright: "Hello, I want to withdraw five thousand yuan."

"Okay, what is the specific use of this money?"

"I want to divorce and transfer property..."

"Okay, please fill out this form."

The male colleague began to question the customer in various ways.

[Rule 2: When a customer withdraws 5,000 strange coins, be sure to ask clearly about the purpose before proceeding. 】

Xu Ye didn't react at first, peeling oranges and eating them nearby.

There is a pot of orange trees in the office, which are very lush.

As a result, after ten minutes, Xu Ye almost had all the saplings gone, and his colleagues still had more than half of the questions to ask.

At this moment, the customer was a little impatient. He sat on the stool and moved his buttocks from time to time.

He didn't understand why it was so troublesome to withdraw the money he had saved.

Like a prisoner, he was constantly being questioned.

Xu Ye glanced at him and said, "101 yuan, expedited processing, do you accept it?"

The customer looked at the form in front of him and the three pages of uncompleted forms, and finally nodded.

Colleagues also looked at Xu Ye curiously,

In all his years of work, he had never heard of the term "accelerated channel."

Xu Ye held his colleague's shoulder and said, "Very good. Please withdraw 4999 yuan for him. You don't need to fill out a form for this, right?"

The colleague nodded and quickly took out the money. Xu Ye took away one hundred strange coins and returned the remaining 4899 to the customer.

"Okay, done."

colleague:"……"

customer:"!!!"

The boy left with his schoolbag in his arms. Before leaving, he gave Xu Ye a complaining look. Seeing him staring back, he immediately ran away in despair.

Barrage: "That's okay. Boss Xu Ye is simply a genius."

"Yes, five thousand yuan needs to be interrogated, but four thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine yuan does not need to be."

"By the way, boss Xu Ye just told me the method, and even took him a hundred yuan. This approach is really... very Xu Ye."

Time passed quickly, and when it was time to get off work, the last person in line was an old lady. She was very thin, with wrinkled skin all over her body. She wore a scarf on her head and held a wooden crutch in her hand.

Trembling, every step seemed to take a lot of effort.

"Hello, I would like to withdraw some money."

"Yes, please show your ID and bank card password."

The old woman took out a piece of red cloth from her arms.

The fabric seemed to have been aged for a long time, and it was a little faded by washing. The red cloth was opened layer by layer. The woman stretched out her palm like a dead tree and handed the bank card inside to the teller.

"The password...I don't know."

"My husband just died. The money is in his card. I want to take it out for his funeral."

"This is the only time in your life, you still have to walk away in glory..."

"Okay, you need to show a death certificate and something that shows your relationship as husband and wife."

The old man thought for a moment and took out a marriage certificate from another pocket of his coat.

The document was written with a pen and had lost a lot of color. It took the staff a long time to identify it before they were able to identify the writing on it:

"Okay, let me check it for you."

"No, according to the current regulations, you must bring all your heirs, that is, you and your two children, before you can handle this business."

The old man pursed his lips, his eyes full of helplessness:

"child……"

"I don't know where they are. They have all disappeared since getting sick..."

There was a lot of noise in the barrage: "What's going on? This bank is really evil. The old man just wants to withdraw the money and have a funeral. Isn't this simply embarrassing others?"

"It's so pitiful. She said that the child disappeared because she disliked the old man's illness and spent money on it, so she left secretly."

"Bank, can you be more careful and don't be too rigid in doing things? I'm begging you."

"I'm an old lady. In this situation, how do you ask her to go through all the procedures? This is going to force someone to death. Can you bear it?"

Similar to the reaction of the outside audience, the atmosphere inside the office was also very depressing, and the employees' expressions were somewhat moved, as if they were about to be overwhelmed.

The law is law, but love is also love...

If you don't withdraw money from the old lady, let alone your conscience, it may have a huge impact on public opinion and tarnish the reputation of the bank.

At this moment, Xu Ye, who had just gone to the toilet and was going back and forth to the bank to collect information in the name of going to the toilet, came back.

"Have not been off work yet?"

He asked curiously, reaching out his hand and pulling off the old woman's headscarf.