Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

In the morning, Xu Ye came to the laboratory and was immediately greeted by a group of senior brothers and sisters who gathered around to greet him warmly.

"Junior Brother Xu, how did you sleep last night?"

"Junior Brother Xu, have you eaten enough this morning? Are you hungry? I still have chocolate here."

"Junior Brother Xu, do you have a girlfriend?"

One night passed, Xu Ye became the "group favorite" of the entire laboratory by virtue of his own strength.

After finally calming down the warm atmosphere at the scene, Xu Ye checked the playing cards posted on the experimental table.

A new experiment, a little more difficult than yesterday.

However, it doesn't matter.

……

On the other side, Ivan came to the laboratory. The man with glasses next to him turned pale and couldn't help but trembled when he saw him.

Ivan put the pistol against the bespectacled man's waist and threatened: "Do it well. If you want to file a complaint, you should first weigh the gun in my hand or someone else coming to rescue you, whichever is faster."

The man with glasses was obedient and naturally he didn't dare not agree.

But today's experiment was obviously more difficult than yesterday. The man with glasses did the work of two people by himself, and his face gradually showed signs of fatigue.

When it was noon, Ivan took out a cup of coffee and handed it to him "kindly" and said sincerely: "Brother, you have worked hard. I prepared this specially for you."

"Actually, it's not that I don't want to do it, it's just that I'm too careless and I'm afraid that I'll get the experimental data wrong and I'll have to trouble you in the future."

What does your carelessness have to do with me? Did I cause your carelessness?

The bespectacled man roared in his heart and almost couldn't hold the cup in his hand, but for the sake of the pistol, he managed to calm down his emotions.

The man with glasses drank the coffee in one gulp and felt much better.

My whole body was light and my concentration was so focused that even in the afternoon, a drop of corrosive solution dripped onto my arm and burned a shallow scar without having time to notice it.

……

Ah Sanguo, Wei Na came to the laboratory in the morning.

The man with glasses at the next table had a cold expression. No matter what questions Wei Na asked him, he always seemed to be ignoring her.

Obviously, what happened last night made him unhappy and held a grudge.

Wei Na picked up a tube of white reagent: "Brother, can this be thrown into the trash can?"

The man with glasses said nothing, pretended not to look at Wei Na, and was minding his own business.

Until Vina reached out to his trash can, ready to empty it out.

"Wait a minute." The glasses man's pupils shrank suddenly, and then he shouted loudly: "What are you holding?"

"Hey, senior brother, can you speak?" Wei Na looked at him with a smile, not feeling embarrassed at all by being left out.

[Rule 6: After the experiment is over, do a good job of storage and return the items to their original locations. Garbage must be thrown into corresponding containers for destruction. 】

In this laboratory, everything has its own substance.

For example, because of its unique properties, the test tube held in Vina's hand must be put into a specific container for recycling after use.

In the past, several chosen ones did not abide by this rule and threw the wrong "garbage", causing an explosion effect and a black screen in the live broadcast room.

"Senior brother, you didn't speak just now. I thought you acquiesced. This can be thrown into the trash can."

The bespectacled man gritted his teeth and instructed: "No, put it down and pour it over there."

"Thank you, senior brother." Wei Na showed a big smile and said casually: "I still have to be careful. After all, I am closest to senior brother. If something happens... I'm afraid it will hurt you."

Man with glasses: "..."

Later, Wei Na asked questions again, and the man with glasses turned pale, but he still answered them all seriously.

There was no way, Wei Na was right, he wanted to save his life.

……

Anyone who has cooked by following a recipe or online tutorial knows that no matter how clearly the steps on the recipe are written, there are still many things that you don’t understand when you actually start it - such as the changes in the strength of the fire, and how to cut the dish into pieces. How big should be enough? How to change the ratio of different brands of seasonings...etc.

The same goes for doing experiments.

Some of the chosen ones are more introverted and are embarrassed to communicate with their colleagues around them, resulting in being eliminated from the dungeon early.

Barrage: "Is now the time to be embarrassed?"

"That is, in the face of life, what does shame mean?"

"Look at Ichiro Sato next door. He bows every time he asks a question. The brothers in the laboratory are used to him calling him daddy."

……

As the sun set, Xu Ye opened the dormitory door.

Zhang Meng threw the watering can to him and pointed at Xu Ye aggrievedly: "You thief."

Xu Ye was unconvinced: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"You said it's not a thief. Where is the bread in my cabinet?"

"Are you a pig? You can eat enough for one person for five days." As he spoke, tears were about to fall again: "If you want it, I won't give it to you, even if it's for the sake of cosmetics, but you can Eat them all."

Xu Ye touched his nose and didn't know what was going on. When he saw something strange, he would grab it and kill him if he had any objection.

Now that I have a roommate who loves to cry, I really feel like I'm going a little too far every time.

"I borrowed it and will return it to you later."

"What do you want in return? The base only gives out one breakfast to scientific researchers every week, and it's all numbered."

"Is it possible that someone else took the initiative to share breakfast with you?"

As soon as Zhang Meng finished speaking, there was a knock on the door.

The man with glasses held a large cardboard box in his arms: "Junior brother, I heard that you didn't eat enough this morning."