Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Xu Ye felt that he was really sleepy and found a pillow. When he was tired, he found a chair.

The woman in front of me is cunning, cunning, and scheming. What a good professional manager she is.

He has an asset allocation qualification certificate, but he has never used it. Apart from the problem of whether he has suitable assets, the other reason is that even if he has a store, he will not be able to operate it.

He is unprofessional and has no time.

I would like to ask, does business need an honest person who can't turn around and keeps his own rules as a manager?

Absolutely not. If that were the case, if we competed with those profiteers in the same industry, we would probably have nothing left to lose.

Moreover, although this bunny girl has a lot of thoughts, she can disband the zoo at a critical moment. Such a person still has a little kindness in her heart and will not really have no bottom line.

Xu Ye was very satisfied.

He stretched out his thumb and said, "You are so clever and resourceful."

"First go to the headquarters of Tiandi Bank and wait for me to find a job for you. If I don't arrive, you can find a person named Bai Xun and ask him to help you arrange it.

The bunny girl blinked, so these are her advantages? Why didn't I notice it before?

During the days at the zoo, the guests who came to the deformed area were obviously selfish and hypocritical, but they all liked girls who were "innocent and kind".

Including when she was a dancer, the company set up an "innocent" persona for herself, and fans loved it.

These fans never thought about how they could climb up and occupy a place in the dark entertainment industry if they were pure and kind.

Xu Ye's body completely dissipated, and at the last moment, a chain wrapped around Lin Xue's ankle.

Suddenly, she felt as if her body was restrained by something.

In the dark, there is an illusion that Xu Ye must obey his orders, and if he disobeys, he will be obliterated.

The function is somewhat similar to the previous blue hand card.

"Did Xu Ye install this locator because he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to find me when he turned around?" Lin Xue said to himself.

As Xu Ye dissipated, the live broadcast room paused for a few seconds before turning black. The audience naturally heard Lin Xue's last words.

"No, sister, you seem quite smart. Why are you so confused at critical moments?"

"Boss Xu Ye gave you this chain because he was obviously afraid that you would be too scheming, betray him, and not trust you. Otherwise, why didn't he give Bai Xun one too?"

"Really, love brain is not advisable."

"I understand, the zoo has ulterior motives for hanging the sign on you. Mr. Xu Ye put it on your foot because he was worried about your safety. You really set a double standard for yourself."

Back in the real world, there are three things on the table.

[Animal Tamer's Whip: She likes animals, but she prefers orcs. Later, she simply defined a new position for herself, and every beautiful deformity that came out from under her hands would become extremely docile. With the whip in her hand, she lived a life without shame.

Function: When drawn to the body, it can cause 500+ physical damage and 200+ spiritual attacks that directly hit the soul level. All creatures that have been whipped by it will tremble when they hear the sound of the whip again, and will kneel down and sing surrender for you.

Special reminder: When dipped in chili pepper water and other irritating condiments, the damage effect will be appropriately enhanced. 】

Xu Ye looked at the beautifully shaped whip with a smell of perfume on it and put it in the inventory with disgust.

It is not difficult to tell from the introduction that the so-called "animal tamer" is the girlfriend of the zoo director, and the person who later imprisoned the director.

The second thing is packaged food.

[Red tofu: A snack made from the fresh blood of the zoo director and simply processed, which can turn deformities affected by the zoo back into normal humans. 】

Xu Ye never liked this stuff and didn't eat it.

I thought that after the strange story, everything returned to normal.

But the real touch coming from behind told him that this was not the case.

His long tail stretched out, got into his shirt, and scratched his back, which was a place he couldn't usually catch.

Xu Ye suddenly felt that this was not bad, he had a tail!

The new body parts make him full of freshness.

Putting the blood tofu away, Xu Ye planned to eat it later.

As for the third item, it was a large sack and it was still moving inside.

The moment he opened it, a mouthful of spit flew out. Xu Ye almost got hit. The spit flew out sideways, leaving a piece of dirt on the ground.

"It's you, kid. You're suffocating me to death. Come on, give me some good wine and food."

Xu Ye: "..."

He tied the sack again, opened the window, and threw it out.

Why give him such a thing? Is it a disguised punishment?

There were curses outside the window.

After the grass-mud horse fell down, he kept calling others names, including all kinds of words that made people's blood pressure rise.

Xu Ye closed the window and his ears became much quieter.

……

After lying in bed for a day, Xu Ye called a few chosen ones from the "Ghost Story Association" to come over for dinner.

Originally, the place where he lived was very secret and a national secret. However, as his strength became stronger and stronger, assassins from several countries returned defeated, and he no longer had to hide it here.

Come and kill one, come in a group, it's a "joyful gift", and the gift is a human head.

Several chefs were cooking in the venue. In the yard, a master in charge of barbecue came and asked respectfully: "Which one in the yard should make mutton skewers or grill big ribs?"

"I'll eat your grandma."

"Your Yang Ye's meat is still hanging around. You'll get stomach cancer from eating it."

"It's not alive anymore. It's eating people. Some people eat people."

The chef was shocked: "It, it, it... the sheep spoke, it must be my imagination."

Xu Ye frowned, thinking about how to deal with this thing. Even though it's a reward from the strange story of the rules, it seems useless, and it's really annoying to keep him around.

In the end, Liang Xing and Song Jian, who came to deliver the materials, took them away.

Song Jian: "Wait until I keep him in prison, next door to the prisoners who have not pleaded guilty."

"Absolutely." Xu Ye gave him a thumbs up.

The main purpose of the two coming here was to give Xu Ye a book called "Evolution".

Xu Ye took a look. The content inside was a bit brainwashing. It mainly explained the weird and awesome things, as well as some exercise methods:

For example, what kind of movements and training can help to quickly improve your strength.

Song Jian: "We have studied that it is useless for ordinary people to practice according to the above. Only people who have been exposed to or entered the world of ghost stories can use it."

Xu Ye almost blurted out: "The Chosen One?"

"Not just the chosen ones, but also the miners from the New World, the nearby security personnel and..."

At this point, Song Jian paused and said, "Xiaoxing and I are the delivery guys who came from the neighborhood."

Xu Ye nodded, and what he said was right. If this thing could really improve ordinary people's skills, it would be like a martial arts novel. It would have become a secret book. How could anyone have a copy of it.

A few rabbits were roasted and sizzling with oil. After being cooked by a Sichuan chef, they tasted extremely delicious. The chosen ones who ate the rabbit meat felt a surge of energy in their bodies. Coupled with the knowledge in "Theory of Evolution", they instantly became Got a lot stronger.

Liang Xing also joined the battlefield and ate half a rabbit leg and a rabbit tongue, while Song Jian went back after delivering the books and did not stay at the scene longer.