Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"Zoo director?"

After Xu Ye entered the dungeon, he tried to trigger the second talent many times. For example, when he used it on Miss Lin Xue, a series of data would appear on the opponent's head.

Name: Lin Xue

Age: 19

Talent: Charm (Level B)

Wait for a series of information.

Lin Xue's face turned red with embarrassment when she was stared at: "Oh, I hate it. Is there something on my face?"

Xu Ye ignored her strange remarks and turned around to activate his talent at the black clerk on the wall again, but only the word "blood pack" appeared above his head.

There was too little information... Apart from the BOSS in the dungeon, Xu Ye couldn't think of any other possibilities for such an effect.

"What, he is the director?" After Lin Xue heard this, he looked over in surprise, then clenched his fists on both sides, his body couldn't stop shaking, and shouted sternly: "It's because you are such an old man. Man, we're just contaminated."

The unfamiliar voice was young and full of vitality. The man had not heard it in this environment for a long time, and he finally raised his head silently.

He saw Xu Ye: "It's you..."

"Yes, it's me." Lin Xue punched the man on the head hard, and kept swearing: "You are so heartless $amp;@..."

She turned into a violent maniac, punching her with punches. Due to her years of dancing practice, her arms had bulged into several muscles. They were so different from the delicate image she had just shown along the way. Xu Ye was a little confused when she looked at her.

"You are a source of pollution, if I kill you, everyone will be liberated."

"Is that so?" Xu Ye stopped Lin Xue temporarily, tilted his head, and asked strangely.

He remembered that the piece of blood tofu should have been taken from this person. After the animal ate it, it became more conscious.

It is not the same as the imagined source of pollution.

"I am the source of pollution." The man in black clothes said.

Lin Xue was excited: "I'm right, don't stop me."

"My blood can contaminate animals and make them think like humans."

Barrage:"???"

"What do you mean? Why can't I understand what he said?"

"Isn't it true that after tourists entered the zoo, they were contaminated and turned into animals?"

The man in black clothes said matter-of-factly: "This is a zoo, it's normal to turn into an animal."

He told Xu Ye a story.

The general idea is that there once was a boy who was naturally fond of all kinds of animals, but was not good at dealing with humans.

When he grew up, he studied a major related to animal research. After graduation, under the arrangement of his family, he found a decent job that had nothing to do with animals. The man has been living an unhappy life.

Until middle age, when his parents passed away, he was no longer restrained. He quit his job, took all his belongings, and came to the suburbs to circle an open space to adopt animals with physical disabilities.

Most of the animals missing arms and legs seen in the zoo when the Chosen One came were like this.

The man named the place he built an animal protection center.

He studied this major in college and had a natural interest in it. During these years of working outside, he didn't waste much of his skills. Here, he understands the living habits of every animal in the conservation center, feeds them food regularly, and can treat them himself when they are sick.

The man lived a very happy life and gradually integrated with the animals, forming a "strange circle".

Except for the man himself, all humans who step into the animal protection center will eventually be assimilated into animals.

Hearing this, Xu Ye was silent for a moment and said, "Have you ever thought about it, you were actually dead before you established the protection center. It was just because of your deep obsession that you evolved into something weird."

"Maybe." After listening to his argument, the man didn't dwell on the issue: "I only know that I was really happy during that time. If death can bring all this, then I only hate myself for not dying earlier. Woolen cloth?"

Xu Ye thought about it for a moment and felt that what he said was correct: "Okay, now, how did you become such a virtuous person?"

As the story continued, the director slowly spoke: "I met a person."

"She accidentally broke into the zoo and was about to die..."

Xu Ye immediately said: "She is very beautiful, because of this you saved her."

The director said harshly: "No, I am not a person who values ​​appearance.

She is a professional veterinarian, different from all the humans I have met before. She loves animals very much. We chat together and talk about professional knowledge.

For the first time, I discovered that someone could chat with me without any barriers and I felt so comfortable. She also provides professional treatment to the animals, which makes up for my shortcomings in this area. "

Xu Ye: "When you think that the other person is good at everything and is a perfect partner. Usually in this case, you must have met a liar."

Zoo director: "..."

"I fed her my blood and turned her back into a human."

Xu Ye spoke again: "You thought she was just like you, generous enough to take her in and live here with you forever. But she was unwilling and betrayed you."

The man choked up and said in shock: "How do you know?"

He looked at Xu Ye like a monster: "Do you have the ability to predict the future?"

"My guess is that no normal person would be willing to live with animals all the time." Xu Ye shook his head.

"Is that so?" the director murmured repeatedly. To be honest, he still doesn't understand why his girlfriend betrayed him in the first place. In his eyes, being able to live with animals is the happiest thing.

He loved that woman, so he was willing to take his own blood, give such a huge benefit, and keep her by his side.

Barrage: "Is this the real version of 'My honey, his arsenic'?"

"No wonder you can't survive in the human world. Your thinking and cognition are really weird."

"If one day you meet someone who agrees with you in all aspects, he must be a liar. Damn it, what Mr. Xu Ye said is so philosophical. I want to write it down in my notebook."

“It’s simply textbook-level anti-fraud propaganda.”

Dragon Kingdom, Weird Talk Bureau,

Liang Xing frowned tightly, looking suspicious of life.

He just heard something. Boss Xu Ye said to the zoo director: "You evolved into something strange."

Just a short sentence, but it made Liang Xing's heart surge up. What is evolution? Why did Boss Xu Ye use evolution to describe becoming weird?

And what the zoo director said, if his wish could come true by dying, he would have been willing to die.

Could it be that being weird is a good thing?