Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Kevin wanted to hide like before when he saw an animal with red eyes.

He didn't have that much money, so he had to buy feed for each one.

So escape as soon as you can.

At this moment, its shoulder was tapped from behind.

"Hey man, Howareyou?"

Kevin was startled because judging from the touch just now, the person who photographed him didn't look like a human being.

Shivering, he turned around and saw a giant rabbit, smiling at him.

Although it was a rabbit, Kevin could feel the smile from the other person's facial muscles and tone of voice.

It seems a bit nondescript.

The big white rabbit is very familiar. It stands with its legs on the ground and its other two paws, one supporting its waist and the other on its chin, like a human being thinking:

"Let me think about it, are you worried about how to get to the abnormal area?"

"How do you know where I want to go?" Kevin asked warily.

"Because there is an exit there." Rabbit said loudly: "Every smart person, after realizing something is wrong with the zoo early, wants to go to the deformed area."

"Smart people..." Rabbit's words made Kevin straighten his back.

This confirmed the correctness of Rule 11. Kevin couldn't help but hold his breath and asked: "Then do you know the route?"

"Of course, my friend, you just have to go through the tiger park and get a ticket to the freak zone from a guy called the Tamer."

"It's that simple?"

"Of course not. In order to pass through the Tiger Park safely, I suggest you buy a barrel of meat feed before getting on the tour bus."

Kevin nodded, and before leaving, he gratefully asked the rabbit: "You have helped me so much, do you need to buy some feed for you in return for sharing the information?"

"No need. You should save more money to buy tiger food." As he said that, Rabbit pointed to his eyes: "I'm not like those guys who have pinkeye. I'm born with it and don't have the disease."

Kevin was so moved that he finally confirmed that the rabbit was a friendly party. At the same time, he was very proud that he was able to find a way to clear the level so early and was recognized by the rabbit as a "smart person".

From the moment he entered the zoo, he relied on his intelligence to successfully avoid the trap at lunch until now.

Barrage: "Idiot, which smart person would be complacent about such a compliment? Don't smart people know that they are smart? To be honest, what's there to be happy about?"

"This Kevin is a little clever at best."

"Is Rabbit really a good person? Looking at the live broadcast rooms of several other top candidates, it seems that the choices they made are different."

"But what he said makes sense. Those animals with pink eye disease look weird no matter how they look. What they say is unbelievable. The rabbit's eyes are originally red, so it makes sense for it to say that it is not sick."

"How do you know it's not sick? If it's not sick, how can it talk? In the past, only sick animals could talk. What if it deliberately confuses the Chosen One's sight through the physiological characteristics of its red eyes."

"With a big head, it is impossible to judge the accuracy of the information collected in each animal's mouth. This is the most important problem now."

……

At the same time, Xu Ye came to the rabbit area after leaving Monkey Mountain. When he saw a group of white and fat things inside, he swallowed in frustration.

White Rabbit instinctively took a step back. He felt a very uncomfortable aura from the person in front of him.

Realizing that this person was not easy to mess with, it didn't even bother to put its shoulders up and spoke its lines with a straight face. It just wanted to say everything it needed to say quickly and fool him.

When it suggested: "Remember to buy feed when you go to the tiger park."

Xu Ye scratched his head and asked, "Why can't I take you with me? It will also save money."

Rabbit didn't react for a moment: "What?"

"I said I would take you with me. Tiger should like you little rabbits the most, right?"

In Xu Ye's eyes, although rabbits are also animals, they are at most considered poultry among animals, similar to chickens, ducks and fish.

Have you ever seen any real-life zoo with poultry in it?

The rabbit understood and jumped three meters high. However, it failed to escape Xu Ye's clutches in the end. A marble hit the rabbit's ass and shot it down from the sky again.

The rabbit was sweating profusely. It felt a strong insult while being hunted. Now it began to regret why it talked to Xu Ye so rudely.

"You can't do this to me. I'm a good person and a good rabbit. Without me, you can't get out of the zoo... You are repaying kindness with hatred."

Xu Ye grabbed the rabbit's ears with one hand, picked it up, and swallowed.

As for what the rabbit said, he completely ignored it and assumed that the other party was farting.

The rabbit is a human being, and a man is telling him how to leave the zoo.

So funny.

If he could really leave, why didn't he leave instead of turning back into a rabbit?

It's a bit like a blind man selling eye drops and a lame man advertising a treadmill.

When Xu Ye caught one, it wasn't enough. When no one was paying attention, he took all the rabbits and the feed vending machine into the mirror fragments.

When the staff arrived, they saw an empty wasteland with blank faces.

"Sir, have you looked at the rabbit inside?"

Xu Ye walked by calmly and glanced at him speechlessly: "Rabbit, where are the rabbits? Do you still keep poultry in the zoo?"

The staff member was stuck. It was obviously the first time for him to encounter such a situation, especially after hearing Xu Ye's words, his eyes bulged, and he suddenly showed an expression of doubt about life.

Barrage: "It's too much. The rabbit is so cute, how can you eat the rabbit? Give me a spicy one, thank you."

"Cold rabbit, fresh pot rabbit, dry pot rabbit, fragrant pot rabbit, Bishan rabbit, corn tender rabbit, toilet rabbit, hand-shredded rabbit, braised rabbit, Baton rabbit, white chopped rabbit, diving rabbit, boiled rabbit, Salt-baked rabbit, raw braised rabbit, blanched rabbit, mushroom soup rabbit, spicy rabbit, pickled pepper rabbit... Rabbit is delicious, I love rabbit [color][color][color]"

"Will the rabbits be sold after Mr. Xu Ye comes out? I haven't eaten the rabbit head from Monster World yet."

"Didn't you hear that the rabbit might have turned into a human? Do you want to eat humans?"

"Forget it, it sounds a bit uncomfortable."

……

Time passed quickly, and as evening approached, Xu Ye became hungry again.

The rabbit cannot be taken out and must be roasted after leaving the zoo. Xu Ye knew basic courtesy. If you took something from someone else's place, don't show it off on the spot.

Stepping into the convenience store again, there were no customers here.

Several clerks were sorting things silently beside the shelves.

In front of the checkout counter, there was only one middle-aged convenience store employee wearing black clothes and a vicissitudes of life on his face:

"Hello, guest, would you like some tofu?"

Xu Ye looked him up and down with disgust: "Not interested."

"Are you really not going to come together?" He stretched out his hand towards Xu Ye. There were dense scars on the back of his hand, one by one like fish scales, and the flesh was peeling off.

Xu Ye was immediately attracted and reached out to touch it.

When he was about to touch it, his fish-scale palm opened, revealing a piece of red tofu in the center, wrapped in a plastic bag.

Xu Ye: "..."

"Thank you, hahaha."