Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

On the bus, Xu Ye thought for a while, and finally understood why the conductor's attitude just now was "talking but not using hands."

Because he didn't violate the rules on the note at all.

[Rule [-]: There are ordinary seats on the bus, and special seats for the elderly, the weak, the sick, and pregnant women. As a qualified young person, please try to choose ordinary seats. 】

[Rule [-]: As a qualified adult, it is forbidden to make loud noises, eat, or urinate anywhere in the car! 】

Regarding the restrictions on behavior in the car, they all fall within these two items, and Xu Ye did not trigger them.

The so-called "no hitting anyone" should be a rule set by the conductor himself.

Orally stated rules cannot be considered rules; they must be written down to be effective.

[Rule [-]: There are no standing tickets on buses, and everyone on the bus must have their own seat. If you see that the bus is full, please get off the bus immediately and wait for the next bus. 】

The bus had already departed at that time, and even if Xu Ye listened to the conductor and stood up, there was no way he could get off immediately.

Unless he "flyed" out of the window like the previous passenger.

So, Xu Ye, who couldn't get off the bus and didn't have a seat, would automatically default to buying a "standing ticket".

This triggers the code and causes punishment.

"Damn, that's what the conductor had in mind."

Almost fell for it.

Thinking of this, Xu Ye was very unhappy and his eyes lingered on the conductor's face. Take the initiative to speak: "Miss, I need help!"

……

……

Romantic Country Live Room,

It seems to be a cloudy day today. The bus is driving on a flat concrete road. No light can penetrate the windows, and the entire bus is very dark.

After getting on the bus, the passengers who were crowded at the door suddenly became quiet. Even his breathing showed caution.

As time goes by, it becomes even more drowsy.

A wave of extreme sleepiness came over him, and Pierre's eyelids couldn't help but begin to fight.

I really want to take a nap. I haven’t had a good rest since I came to Rules and Monster Talk.

Just sleep for a while, it won't be a problem.

Wait until you are standing before waking up.

There was a voice, like a bewitchment, that kept coming out in my mind.

can not sleep,

Pierre stretched out his hand with difficulty, touched his thigh, and pulled out five...leg hairs, and his mind suddenly became clear.

But it only took a few minutes, and soon, the unstoppable sleepiness continued to come.

The voice in my head continues,

You see, there is a lounge chair not far away. It looks so comfortable, and there is a small blanket next to it that can cover your belly.

Go ahead and take a short nap.

Zheng~

Another eight leg hairs.

By the time Pierre arrived at the station, his legs were bare. It's more effective than a hair removal device.

The live broadcast room is boiling,

"Damn, this brother is a ruthless man, he even dares to pluck out the hair on his legs."

"Hey, it hurts just looking at it~"

"After a long night, another werewolf appeared."

Pierre got out of the car, and in front of him was a large dark iron gate, with the four characters "Yinquan High School" written on the right side of the iron gate.

The iron door opened wide, and an extended van drove out, with white flowers tied on the front.

……

Ulan country,

Unable to endure his sleepiness, Vladimir chose to rest on the bench in the last row for a while.

Before that, he did not forget to say hello: "Beautiful conductor lady, please wake me up before arriving at the station."

The black-faced conductor nodded.

It's a pity that Vladimir didn't get enough sleep, so he even pulled the small blanket next to him to cover him.

Suddenly, a feeling of dizziness came and the scene in front of him changed.

Vladimir had a dream, in which he dreamed that he had not yet participated in the ghost story, his wife, and his three-year-old daughter.

The family gathered around the table and happily had the reunion dinner.

The corners of his mouth were raised, showing a happy smile in his sleep. By the time the people of Ulan Kingdom realized something was wrong, it was already too late.

[Vlakimi, the chosen one from the Ulan Kingdom, is strangely contaminated, and the world of strange stories is about to come. The time is counting down to 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...]

In the previous world dungeon, Vladimir managed to survive a ghost story by imitating Xu Ye, but ultimately failed to survive.

……

In Longguo, Xu Ye sat in his seat: "Miss, I need help."

Hearing this, the conductor with beautiful black and white legs came over.

"Go to sleep. I'll call you before I get to the station."

She hates Xu Ye, maybe she can take this opportunity to make him "sleep over" forever.

"Little sister, why is your face black and white?"

"What?" The conductor was stunned for a moment.

Xu Ye: "It's white outside? What about inside?"

As if for verification, Xu Ye finished his words.

With a hiss, a piece of black and white skin fell off the conductor's face.

When the human skin is separated, the flesh and blood inside is exposed.

amazing

It turned out to be half white and half black.

"stop."

At this time, the conductor kept the rules in mind and did not make any noise.

He just took out something like a ring from his pocket and struggled with Xu Ye.

From the moment he peeled off his mask, Xu Ye became more and more excited.

Regardless of the moves that fell on him, he started to dismantle them crazily at the conductor.

By the end, the entire conductor's body was cut in two, running through the middle.

Xu Ye's kitchen knife rested on his beating heart,

"Ding, congratulations to the chosen one, you will get strength attribute +20"

The announcement sounded,

The audience in front of the screen was all stunned.

It turns out that not only Weird likes to eat humans.

Humans, by killing weirdos, can also gain the power to transform their bodies!

It seems that the power gained is permanent.

This discovery has excited governments around the world.

But soon, they stopped laughing.

The chosen ones in my family are a weak group, and they can't even hide in time when they see something strange. Not to mention a kill.

Gan, without strength, knowing, just knowing.

Just like a piece of trivia that ordinary people know,

With a deposit of [-] million, you can have no worries about food and drink just from the interest every year.

But the premise is that you must first have [-] million...