Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!
Chapter 3 Warm Home 2
"It's over, it's over. Why did you open the door when you said you had nothing to do?"
"It's said in the rules, don't leave the room easily, you won't be able to understand people."
"Xinxi, you Dragon Kingdom players are nothing more than this. Your body is fine, but your brain is in serious trouble."
Several leaders in the Monster Talk Bureau stared at the screen with ugly expressions on their faces: "It was too fast, there was no time to send a reminder."
Every time the strange rules talk begins, there will be three opportunities for communication to send reminders to the chosen ones at critical moments.
The main reason why I didn't use it just now is that,
They never imagined that Xu Ye could be so reckless and opened the door without even thinking.
"Normal people should be hesitant and afraid."
Just when everyone was talking about it, netizens who had been waiting for a while gradually discovered something strange:
"Hey, no, Xu Ye is dead. The dungeon failed. Why hasn't the punishment been imposed yet? Is it because the strange story has been postponed?"
"How is it possible? I have never seen a punishment that can be postponed. However, what you said makes sense..."
Someone cautiously speculated: "Could it be that Xu Ye is not dead? Can we still be saved?"
In the live broadcast room, after a brief period of darkness, the screen returned to brightness.
Xu Ye stood there with a calm face, grabbed his brother's head with both hands, and rotated it 360 degrees clockwise.
Just like twisting the cap of a mineral water bottle when drinking water,
With a click, as his brother's neck broke, the expression on Xu Ye's face changed from calm to excited, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.
He turned around a few more times until his head was completely separated from his neck. Different from the smoothness after being cut with a knife, the flesh at the broken part of the neck was rough and black blood flowed all over the floor.
Xu Ye raised his feet and his head flew forward.
This time it's really a rubber ball.
What is different from the real world is that people can still move their bodies even though their heads are gone.
The head dropped in the corner and shouted: "My head, where is my head? Where is this?"
The body that was left on the spot walked around randomly, and in the end, it simply fell to its knees on the ground, groping around.
Xu Ye: "Be good, my brother will play football with you."
He raised his foot and kicked the butt of his lower body, "Go and get the ball back."
Xu Ye's kick was particularly level. His head flew out, his eyes were on the ground, and he couldn't see clearly what was going on around him.
Therefore, the half of the body that stayed in place was equivalent to being blind. It had no idea where the head was flying, so it could only lower its head and look around.
During the process, he bumped into the coffee table and cabinet in the living room. There was a loud bang, and the porcelain and miscellaneous items on the cabinet fell, all of which hit the headless body.
Xu Ye stood still, watching with interest his younger brother crawling around helplessly at home, and asked: "Is it fun?"
"Brother, please help me quickly, I was wrong." The younger brother begged for mercy, with runny nose and tears, like a normal child asking for help when encountering difficulties: "I just...just made a joke with you, I'm sorry. .”
Wei Wei is not a fool, he knows how to show weakness when appropriate. Although he didn't understand why the attack on Xu Ye just now was ineffective, it was obviously more important to find the end than to think about this problem.
Without a head, he couldn't see clearly, let alone kill the person in front of him.
"Damn, I'm blind, what is he doing?"
"Xu Ye, did he ask Weiyi to apologize? When did Weiyi become so polite?"
"I just want to ask, who is the weird one?"
Just when Xu Ye was having a great time, the audience who saw this scene in the live broadcast room went crazy and felt incredible.
Someone followed the train of thought and made suggestions:
"We can't let him find him. Hide your head quickly. This brother is a villain at first glance and wants to kill the Chosen One."
"Upstairs, hide your head. What should we do when the family eats together later? The rules of this dungeon are to act as family members. Isn't it inappropriate to just kill the younger brother?"
"Then what do you think we should do? We finally got the head off and sent it back to prevent my brother from attacking again."
"In other words, since Xu Ye has a way to attack the opponent, he is not afraid of his brother and there is nothing wrong with giving his head back."
In the room, the living room was not too big. My brother crawled on the floor for a while. Relying on his daily familiarity with this home, he successfully crawled to his head after touching many places but not finding it.
Stretching out his hand towards the front, he had already touched his hair.
Xu Ye raised his feet,
With a thud, the head flew out in another direction.
Just touched the weirdness: "..."
He was so angry that he cried loudly.
He was not very old to begin with, he was only four or five years old when he died. Now that he was treated like this, his true nature was exposed unconsciously.
I cried with snot and tears. The key is that I cried like this. I subconsciously wanted to raise my hand to wipe the snot from my nose, but found that I had no chance...
Xu Ye stood there without mercy at all, and said impatiently: "Look for it quickly, why are you waiting so long?"
"Kick the ball, kick the ball, how can I do it without kicking it. You are looking for it too slowly, which affects my speed of kicking the ball."
That means, if you keep looking, I'll kick you when you find it next time.
Weiwei obviously didn't understand the subtext of this sentence, and continued to grope on the ground. He went back and forth like this all morning. Maybe he was tired of searching, or he had an epiphany:
"I can't find it anymore."
The headless child sat dejectedly on the ground with his legs crossed in a cross-legged posture: "Brother, you are lying, you can't find it at all."
The brain is important, but in some cases it may not be so important.
"You're not looking for it anymore?" Xu Ye sat on the sofa and his eyes fell on the "ball" right in front of him, next to the TV.
The ball was facing down, his voice was a little hoarse, and he said tiredly: "I'm tired."
Xu Ye was a little disappointed. Well, he still felt that he hadn't had enough fun. After that, he walked towards the TV, picked up the head and handed it to his brother.
The head was placed on the bloody neck, and the skin, flesh and bones continued to fuse. Within a few seconds, a flawless neck appeared, comparable to the regeneration technique.
Almost at the moment when he was pretending, his younger brother's expression changed drastically, and he was covered in black gas. He waved his fist like a cannonball and attacked, "Go to hell——"
"It's said in the rules, don't leave the room easily, you won't be able to understand people."
"Xinxi, you Dragon Kingdom players are nothing more than this. Your body is fine, but your brain is in serious trouble."
Several leaders in the Monster Talk Bureau stared at the screen with ugly expressions on their faces: "It was too fast, there was no time to send a reminder."
Every time the strange rules talk begins, there will be three opportunities for communication to send reminders to the chosen ones at critical moments.
The main reason why I didn't use it just now is that,
They never imagined that Xu Ye could be so reckless and opened the door without even thinking.
"Normal people should be hesitant and afraid."
Just when everyone was talking about it, netizens who had been waiting for a while gradually discovered something strange:
"Hey, no, Xu Ye is dead. The dungeon failed. Why hasn't the punishment been imposed yet? Is it because the strange story has been postponed?"
"How is it possible? I have never seen a punishment that can be postponed. However, what you said makes sense..."
Someone cautiously speculated: "Could it be that Xu Ye is not dead? Can we still be saved?"
In the live broadcast room, after a brief period of darkness, the screen returned to brightness.
Xu Ye stood there with a calm face, grabbed his brother's head with both hands, and rotated it 360 degrees clockwise.
Just like twisting the cap of a mineral water bottle when drinking water,
With a click, as his brother's neck broke, the expression on Xu Ye's face changed from calm to excited, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.
He turned around a few more times until his head was completely separated from his neck. Different from the smoothness after being cut with a knife, the flesh at the broken part of the neck was rough and black blood flowed all over the floor.
Xu Ye raised his feet and his head flew forward.
This time it's really a rubber ball.
What is different from the real world is that people can still move their bodies even though their heads are gone.
The head dropped in the corner and shouted: "My head, where is my head? Where is this?"
The body that was left on the spot walked around randomly, and in the end, it simply fell to its knees on the ground, groping around.
Xu Ye: "Be good, my brother will play football with you."
He raised his foot and kicked the butt of his lower body, "Go and get the ball back."
Xu Ye's kick was particularly level. His head flew out, his eyes were on the ground, and he couldn't see clearly what was going on around him.
Therefore, the half of the body that stayed in place was equivalent to being blind. It had no idea where the head was flying, so it could only lower its head and look around.
During the process, he bumped into the coffee table and cabinet in the living room. There was a loud bang, and the porcelain and miscellaneous items on the cabinet fell, all of which hit the headless body.
Xu Ye stood still, watching with interest his younger brother crawling around helplessly at home, and asked: "Is it fun?"
"Brother, please help me quickly, I was wrong." The younger brother begged for mercy, with runny nose and tears, like a normal child asking for help when encountering difficulties: "I just...just made a joke with you, I'm sorry. .”
Wei Wei is not a fool, he knows how to show weakness when appropriate. Although he didn't understand why the attack on Xu Ye just now was ineffective, it was obviously more important to find the end than to think about this problem.
Without a head, he couldn't see clearly, let alone kill the person in front of him.
"Damn, I'm blind, what is he doing?"
"Xu Ye, did he ask Weiyi to apologize? When did Weiyi become so polite?"
"I just want to ask, who is the weird one?"
Just when Xu Ye was having a great time, the audience who saw this scene in the live broadcast room went crazy and felt incredible.
Someone followed the train of thought and made suggestions:
"We can't let him find him. Hide your head quickly. This brother is a villain at first glance and wants to kill the Chosen One."
"Upstairs, hide your head. What should we do when the family eats together later? The rules of this dungeon are to act as family members. Isn't it inappropriate to just kill the younger brother?"
"Then what do you think we should do? We finally got the head off and sent it back to prevent my brother from attacking again."
"In other words, since Xu Ye has a way to attack the opponent, he is not afraid of his brother and there is nothing wrong with giving his head back."
In the room, the living room was not too big. My brother crawled on the floor for a while. Relying on his daily familiarity with this home, he successfully crawled to his head after touching many places but not finding it.
Stretching out his hand towards the front, he had already touched his hair.
Xu Ye raised his feet,
With a thud, the head flew out in another direction.
Just touched the weirdness: "..."
He was so angry that he cried loudly.
He was not very old to begin with, he was only four or five years old when he died. Now that he was treated like this, his true nature was exposed unconsciously.
I cried with snot and tears. The key is that I cried like this. I subconsciously wanted to raise my hand to wipe the snot from my nose, but found that I had no chance...
Xu Ye stood there without mercy at all, and said impatiently: "Look for it quickly, why are you waiting so long?"
"Kick the ball, kick the ball, how can I do it without kicking it. You are looking for it too slowly, which affects my speed of kicking the ball."
That means, if you keep looking, I'll kick you when you find it next time.
Weiwei obviously didn't understand the subtext of this sentence, and continued to grope on the ground. He went back and forth like this all morning. Maybe he was tired of searching, or he had an epiphany:
"I can't find it anymore."
The headless child sat dejectedly on the ground with his legs crossed in a cross-legged posture: "Brother, you are lying, you can't find it at all."
The brain is important, but in some cases it may not be so important.
"You're not looking for it anymore?" Xu Ye sat on the sofa and his eyes fell on the "ball" right in front of him, next to the TV.
The ball was facing down, his voice was a little hoarse, and he said tiredly: "I'm tired."
Xu Ye was a little disappointed. Well, he still felt that he hadn't had enough fun. After that, he walked towards the TV, picked up the head and handed it to his brother.
The head was placed on the bloody neck, and the skin, flesh and bones continued to fuse. Within a few seconds, a flawless neck appeared, comparable to the regeneration technique.
Almost at the moment when he was pretending, his younger brother's expression changed drastically, and he was covered in black gas. He waved his fist like a cannonball and attacked, "Go to hell——"
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