Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!
Chapter 299 1 Family 14
But three feet of ice does not freeze in one day. These trivial things are not enough to impress a wife who has been living a hard life for many years.
The wife will still complain and hate.
Unless you have the same talent as Luo Lan and create other values, your wife can hold him in the palm of her hand and not be willing to kill him.
Moreover, most of the people who did not buy bouquets were not thoughtful enough, and even under the prompting of the state, they reluctantly did some housework.
Nor can he truly empathize with his wife’s pain.
They regarded sharing housework as a requirement to pass the customs, and showed extreme reluctance. This emotion was naturally noticed by their wives.
Yes, there are people like this who still feel in their hearts that their wives should pay for themselves. As for being in a bad mood and asking their husbands to do housework and so on, it is purely hypocritical.
When you integrate into this home with this kind of mentality, you will naturally reveal some unconscious "details".
Such people do not distinguish between men and women. From a girl's perspective, some people want to find a "daddy" boyfriend.
Not only does it require maturity and stability.
She is the kind who does all the housework, responds to messages instantly, is mature and steady, has a lot of money, and always pampers herself like a daughter.
Doting like a daughter? Don't you feel sick?
It is clear that you are starting a family, but you have to put all the heavy responsibilities on one person. In the end, that person will often be exhausted and the family will be completely destroyed.
However, this kind of argument is very popular in modern times. Every time Xu Ye sees this kind of stupid video, he hurriedly swipes it away. It's a bit too confusing.
After all this trouble, the number of people in the dungeon was only one-third of the original number.
Leaders of various countries braced themselves and stared at the screen attentively.
Because they know that from now on, the real excitement of the ghost story begins.
The problems we faced before were all trivial, and at most they served as a process of selecting people.
Like a sieve, the holes in it were estimated to be a foot wide.
From now on, the holes become one centimeter, and then get smaller and smaller until the real gold is sifted out - the ultimate winner.
……
Time came to the fourth day, at midnight, and none of the chosen ones fell asleep.
Because if we follow the normal process of the past few days, there should be a little girl calling the door, which lasts for about an hour.
It's not pleasant to be woken up after falling asleep, so the Chosen Ones all chose the strategy of going back to sleep after being disturbed.
Of course, it is also to prevent any force majeure factors from happening. For example, what should I do if they are asleep and talking in their sleep when there is a strange knock on the door?
You know, the rules clearly state that the Chosen One is not allowed to worry about outside matters.
It’s hard to say whether talking in sleep is an indirect answer to outsiders’ questions...
……
Time passed by, and the expected call from the little girl did not appear. They were used to being knocked on the door every day, and the moment of silence actually made the Chosen Ones feel a little uncomfortable.
Do they all have Stockholm Syndrome? If I don't get bullied for a day, my skin will itch all over my body.
Finally unable to stand it any longer, the chosen ones lay on the bed and fell asleep.
In the haze, a young girl's voice sounded: "Dad, are you there?"
The chosen one lying on the bed opened his eyes and looked around with difficulty.
"I'm under the bed, hee hee hee."
"Look down~"
The Chosen Ones froze. At this moment, they were finally fully awake and had lost even the last trace of sleepiness.
The little girl who only dared to linger outside the door the past few days entered their room and seems to be under her bed now...
The chosen ones took a deep breath. The relatively calm and quick-responsive chosen ones got up immediately and touched the bedside switch with their hands.
The lights turned on, and the sound in the room disappeared. When I looked under the bed, it was empty, with nothing in it.
[Rule [-]: When a stranger’s voice comes from under the bed, please turn on the light immediately. 】
There were also some who reacted slowly. When they heard someone was under the bed, they subconsciously lowered their heads to verify and came face to face with the girl.
"Hey hey hey, dad, I..."
"Ah~" In panic, the Chosen One picked up the bracelet on his arm and threw it forward.
A scream came from under the bed: "Why, why are you doing this to me?"
"I'm obviously here to help you."
"Dad, have you forgotten me?"
A puff of black smoke flew toward the door and disappeared in an instant.
If you say you are here to help, you will help me. I think I am stupid and the Chosen One will not care.
Weird and all, I like to deceive people the most.
Barrage: "The only chance was used up."
"Is that it little girl?"
"I don't know, but now I am sure that the little girl is lying. Her death is related to the Chosen One, and she came here in the middle of the night just to seek revenge."
Countries feel a little sorry for those who have used up their bracelets.
[Rule [-]: The bracelet you wear on your arm can cause a certain amount of damage to the weird, but you can only use it once. 】
The third requirement for clearance: find "it" and kill "it".
The only thing that is certain now is that the little girl is full of malice towards the Chosen One.
As for whether it is that "it", we cannot yet make a judgment.
The third customs clearance requirement is not a must-do task, but everyone knows that if you do it, it means passing the customs with a high score.
Now that Kaitan has added the requirement of collecting "5 stars" to avoid being killed, keeping the chosen ones alive is no longer the first priority of governments. Finding ways to get more stars is the most important thing. thing.
There was a huge quarrel within the Monster Story Bureau: "It must be a little girl. First of all, in order to maintain family harmony, the wife and two sons in this family cannot be killed, leaving only a strange daughter who will appear in the middle of the night."
This participant tried to make a choice by elimination.
"What about the parent-teacher meeting? Rule [-] also says that you must attend the parent-teacher meeting. What if it is a teacher in the school?"
"In short, it is very stupid to use the bracelet rashly when the problem can be solved by turning on the lights. I'm afraid this group of people will not be able to go far."
Apart from the solutions of throwing the bracelet and turning on the light, there are two exceptions to this.
Luo Lan from the Cherry Blossom Country was immersed in the drunken dream of life and death with his wife. No, it was his wife who was drunk and dreamed of death. Luo Lan felt very painful.
The master bedroom was quite safe, so no one dared to visit easily. With this advantage, Luo Lan successfully escaped without having to face a choice.
As for Xu Ye,
When the first ray of sunlight in the morning shone on his face, Xu Ye sat up from the bed and stretched.
"Wow~"
"What, you said someone visited last night and was hiding under the bed?"
Xu Ye got angry, picked up his slippers and hit Cai Gou on the head.
There is a team of cats and dogs standing guard by the bed all year round, and coupled with his own talents, Xu Ye sleeps very sweetly.
"Are you afraid of waking me up in the middle of the night and telling her to shut up?"
This statement seems to be not wrong... Xu Ye took back his slippers, but his expression was still a little ugly.
The little girl appeared in the room in the middle of the night, which was obviously an important clue, but he accidentally missed it.
"Am I the kind of person who delays work just to sleep?" Xu Ye muttered dissatisfied, trying to clear his name.
"Woof woof woof~ (I guess she will come back.)"
Xu Ye: "Okay, next time you ask her to wait under the bed, I will meet her as soon as I get up."
Barrage: "You are so shameless. Weiwei arrived at your door, and Weiwei waited eagerly for you first, and said sleep was not important."
"Weird: I didn't expect that today's decapitation meal could be eaten four hours later, hehehe~"
The wife will still complain and hate.
Unless you have the same talent as Luo Lan and create other values, your wife can hold him in the palm of her hand and not be willing to kill him.
Moreover, most of the people who did not buy bouquets were not thoughtful enough, and even under the prompting of the state, they reluctantly did some housework.
Nor can he truly empathize with his wife’s pain.
They regarded sharing housework as a requirement to pass the customs, and showed extreme reluctance. This emotion was naturally noticed by their wives.
Yes, there are people like this who still feel in their hearts that their wives should pay for themselves. As for being in a bad mood and asking their husbands to do housework and so on, it is purely hypocritical.
When you integrate into this home with this kind of mentality, you will naturally reveal some unconscious "details".
Such people do not distinguish between men and women. From a girl's perspective, some people want to find a "daddy" boyfriend.
Not only does it require maturity and stability.
She is the kind who does all the housework, responds to messages instantly, is mature and steady, has a lot of money, and always pampers herself like a daughter.
Doting like a daughter? Don't you feel sick?
It is clear that you are starting a family, but you have to put all the heavy responsibilities on one person. In the end, that person will often be exhausted and the family will be completely destroyed.
However, this kind of argument is very popular in modern times. Every time Xu Ye sees this kind of stupid video, he hurriedly swipes it away. It's a bit too confusing.
After all this trouble, the number of people in the dungeon was only one-third of the original number.
Leaders of various countries braced themselves and stared at the screen attentively.
Because they know that from now on, the real excitement of the ghost story begins.
The problems we faced before were all trivial, and at most they served as a process of selecting people.
Like a sieve, the holes in it were estimated to be a foot wide.
From now on, the holes become one centimeter, and then get smaller and smaller until the real gold is sifted out - the ultimate winner.
……
Time came to the fourth day, at midnight, and none of the chosen ones fell asleep.
Because if we follow the normal process of the past few days, there should be a little girl calling the door, which lasts for about an hour.
It's not pleasant to be woken up after falling asleep, so the Chosen Ones all chose the strategy of going back to sleep after being disturbed.
Of course, it is also to prevent any force majeure factors from happening. For example, what should I do if they are asleep and talking in their sleep when there is a strange knock on the door?
You know, the rules clearly state that the Chosen One is not allowed to worry about outside matters.
It’s hard to say whether talking in sleep is an indirect answer to outsiders’ questions...
……
Time passed by, and the expected call from the little girl did not appear. They were used to being knocked on the door every day, and the moment of silence actually made the Chosen Ones feel a little uncomfortable.
Do they all have Stockholm Syndrome? If I don't get bullied for a day, my skin will itch all over my body.
Finally unable to stand it any longer, the chosen ones lay on the bed and fell asleep.
In the haze, a young girl's voice sounded: "Dad, are you there?"
The chosen one lying on the bed opened his eyes and looked around with difficulty.
"I'm under the bed, hee hee hee."
"Look down~"
The Chosen Ones froze. At this moment, they were finally fully awake and had lost even the last trace of sleepiness.
The little girl who only dared to linger outside the door the past few days entered their room and seems to be under her bed now...
The chosen ones took a deep breath. The relatively calm and quick-responsive chosen ones got up immediately and touched the bedside switch with their hands.
The lights turned on, and the sound in the room disappeared. When I looked under the bed, it was empty, with nothing in it.
[Rule [-]: When a stranger’s voice comes from under the bed, please turn on the light immediately. 】
There were also some who reacted slowly. When they heard someone was under the bed, they subconsciously lowered their heads to verify and came face to face with the girl.
"Hey hey hey, dad, I..."
"Ah~" In panic, the Chosen One picked up the bracelet on his arm and threw it forward.
A scream came from under the bed: "Why, why are you doing this to me?"
"I'm obviously here to help you."
"Dad, have you forgotten me?"
A puff of black smoke flew toward the door and disappeared in an instant.
If you say you are here to help, you will help me. I think I am stupid and the Chosen One will not care.
Weird and all, I like to deceive people the most.
Barrage: "The only chance was used up."
"Is that it little girl?"
"I don't know, but now I am sure that the little girl is lying. Her death is related to the Chosen One, and she came here in the middle of the night just to seek revenge."
Countries feel a little sorry for those who have used up their bracelets.
[Rule [-]: The bracelet you wear on your arm can cause a certain amount of damage to the weird, but you can only use it once. 】
The third requirement for clearance: find "it" and kill "it".
The only thing that is certain now is that the little girl is full of malice towards the Chosen One.
As for whether it is that "it", we cannot yet make a judgment.
The third customs clearance requirement is not a must-do task, but everyone knows that if you do it, it means passing the customs with a high score.
Now that Kaitan has added the requirement of collecting "5 stars" to avoid being killed, keeping the chosen ones alive is no longer the first priority of governments. Finding ways to get more stars is the most important thing. thing.
There was a huge quarrel within the Monster Story Bureau: "It must be a little girl. First of all, in order to maintain family harmony, the wife and two sons in this family cannot be killed, leaving only a strange daughter who will appear in the middle of the night."
This participant tried to make a choice by elimination.
"What about the parent-teacher meeting? Rule [-] also says that you must attend the parent-teacher meeting. What if it is a teacher in the school?"
"In short, it is very stupid to use the bracelet rashly when the problem can be solved by turning on the lights. I'm afraid this group of people will not be able to go far."
Apart from the solutions of throwing the bracelet and turning on the light, there are two exceptions to this.
Luo Lan from the Cherry Blossom Country was immersed in the drunken dream of life and death with his wife. No, it was his wife who was drunk and dreamed of death. Luo Lan felt very painful.
The master bedroom was quite safe, so no one dared to visit easily. With this advantage, Luo Lan successfully escaped without having to face a choice.
As for Xu Ye,
When the first ray of sunlight in the morning shone on his face, Xu Ye sat up from the bed and stretched.
"Wow~"
"What, you said someone visited last night and was hiding under the bed?"
Xu Ye got angry, picked up his slippers and hit Cai Gou on the head.
There is a team of cats and dogs standing guard by the bed all year round, and coupled with his own talents, Xu Ye sleeps very sweetly.
"Are you afraid of waking me up in the middle of the night and telling her to shut up?"
This statement seems to be not wrong... Xu Ye took back his slippers, but his expression was still a little ugly.
The little girl appeared in the room in the middle of the night, which was obviously an important clue, but he accidentally missed it.
"Am I the kind of person who delays work just to sleep?" Xu Ye muttered dissatisfied, trying to clear his name.
"Woof woof woof~ (I guess she will come back.)"
Xu Ye: "Okay, next time you ask her to wait under the bed, I will meet her as soon as I get up."
Barrage: "You are so shameless. Weiwei arrived at your door, and Weiwei waited eagerly for you first, and said sleep was not important."
"Weird: I didn't expect that today's decapitation meal could be eaten four hours later, hehehe~"
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