Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Her fingernails swelled up and became black and long, and she scratched at Xu Ye on the opposite side: "Use your heart..."

At this time, Xu Ye finished the steak on his plate, looked at his son, and said dissatisfied: "It's too slow, are you handicapped?"

While scolding, he took out his mother's kitchen knife and quickly cut pieces of meat for the child.

The tip of the knife is extremely sharp. Thick pieces of meat that were previously difficult to cut are as easy to cut as tissue paper under its blade.

The handle of the knife exudes bursts of black evil energy. It is unknown how many dead souls have been collected to forge such a peerless knife.

In short, at first glance, it’s something you can’t afford to mess with.

The woman who was about to pounce stopped her hand and froze on the spot.

Xu Ye raised his head and asked curiously: "What are you doing?"

"Then, what, I was thinking... call the waiter over and ask if you want anything more?"

Xu Ye refused: "No, I'm not ungrateful. How can I always spend other people's money?"

The woman murmured bitterly in her heart: Then you didn't bother just now, now you are pretending to be a big-tailed wolf.

She would never dare to say this, she could only say it in front of her face, haha.

A meal is both joyful and painful.

Xu Ye and his son are happy, and the woman is miserable.

Without taking a few bites of the food on the plate, the woman rubbed oil on her soles, said hello and ran away quickly.

Barrage: "I reasonably suspect that Mr. Xu Ye did it on purpose."

"It seems confused, but actually it's sober. It's high, it's really high."

"Is it possible that he really thought he was here for an interview? He just saw that the other person was dishonest, so he took out a kitchen knife and threatened him."

"I don't pay attention to these. What kind of joke is 10086?"

"It can be a mobile company or a lover. Change the cheating partner's note to 10086, and try to fool around."

"My fists are tight. I asked why my husband's cell phone keeps ringing every day, and the communication company still sends him messages at three o'clock in the middle of the night."

"Hey, my wife has it too. She doesn't love me anymore."

The real world is a mess. After "liquor is hidden in the toilet seat" and "private money is buried in the flowerpot", "mobile phone note 10086" appears.

It seems that every time a family-related dungeon is launched, it can bring about a lot of bloodshed.

In reality, Liang Xing opened his circle of friends out of boredom and saw many articles about divorce and complaints between couples.

As for those who were not divorced, most of them changed their signatures to four words, called "rarely confused."

Liang Xing: "Damn, it's so scary. Fortunately, I don't have a partner."

……

In Asan Kingdom, Gumiser was immediately attracted by the woman's enchanting figure and face after seeing her coming, and started to cry.

He breathed a sigh of relief. He was originally worried that his wife would be too ugly and he would have trouble coping with it psychologically, but now it seems...

Gumiser grabbed the woman's catkin and stroked it back and forth: "It's so tender... My dear, when are we going home... Hehehehe."

Just as he was intoxicated in the gentle land, a pair of dark eyes looked up at him from bottom to top. Xiaoxing's lips tightened: "Daddy, what are you doing?"

"Go, where did this naughty kid come from, delaying my business..."

[Ding, Gumiser, the chosen one from the Asan Kingdom, was swallowed up by strange things. The number of chosen people left in the Asan Kingdom is currently: 87]

Audience from Asan Kingdom: "Damnable Gumiser, he is not strong-willed and is blinded by beauty, dragging us to suffer."

"It's a good death. Even the female ghost wants to do that. If he doesn't die, who will die?"

"It's not Gumiser's fault. The strange story didn't explicitly state the identity of the woman in front of me. After all, if she can date her, she subconsciously thinks she is his wife."

"He is stupid. Whenever he looks at his phone, the first photo in his album is a family photo."

……

In Sakura Country, Luo Lan is one of the top three most popular cowboys in the industry. The talent he picked is also related to his profession, which is called infinite charm.

[Talent Introduction: Activate skills to increase your own attractiveness and guide women to fall in love with you. Note: May also be useful for some men under certain circumstances. 】

Luo Lan was used to seeing all kinds of people of the opposite sex. When he saw the woman sitting across from him, he didn't do anything lewd or greasy. Instead, he was a very gentleman. He stood up and saluted gracefully:

"My dear lady, let me pour you a glass of wine."

This is a reserved approach. There is affection in the eyes and a look of admiration for the woman, but the behavior is very reserved.

Sure enough, after seeing his restrained performance, the woman was not disappointed. Instead, she liked him even more, with a trace of satisfaction and enthusiasm in her eyes.

"Luo Lan~"

Just as the two were chatting with each other, their son appeared and interrupted their conversation.

Different from the situation faced by the chosen ones in other dungeons, at the critical moment, the female Weiyi took action and helped Luo Lan block his son's attack.

Luo Lan breathed a sigh of relief, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he was very frightened.

Forgive him for never being married. In order to please and trick customers, he dresses himself up and down every day, like a male peacock with its tail spread.

After thinking about it carefully in the fright, my mind came to my senses. This is not the way a normal couple should get along with each other at all.

So the woman in front of me is not his wife at all?

……

On the other side, after Xu Ye finished his meal, he took his son out of the restaurant and walked to the flower shop on the first floor of the shopping mall.

After hearing Xu Ye's request, the waiter said apologetically: "Sorry, the orchids are sold out. What do you think of the lilies?"

[Rule [-]: Your wife likes orchids best. 】

Xu Ye was a little hesitant, "Love each other and be a family". From the name and the content of the rules, the core of this copy should be to balance the family relationship.

If I buy flowers that my wife doesn’t like and give them to her, will it make her angry and damage the family relationship?

But he didn't hesitate for too long. At the critical moment, Xiaoxing spoke: "Dad, Xiaoxing knows a place that sells orchids, not far from here."

Xu Yeshu raised his eyebrows and said, "Thank you."

Xiaoxing said in a childlike voice: "You're welcome. This is a dinner treat for my father. In return. Ask Li Zi... to come."

Xu Ye corrected: "Reciprocity is a courtesy."