Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"Father?"

"This white cassock with gold coins and the cross on the chest really looks like the priest in the movie."

"But why did I hear that he was talking about the Holy Father? Isn't the pronunciation not standard?"

Being able to make Weird perform such an abnormal performance in the rules-based weird talk that everyone is afraid of quickly attracted the attention of many viewers.

Especially the people of the Bald Eagle Empire: "Oh, my God, you finally opened your eyes and refused to let your believers suffer in the world. For this reason, you issued divine decrees to solve problems."

People from other countries say they don’t understand.

But it doesn’t matter, just keep having fun and that’s it.

From the video performance just now, they were deeply impressed by this priest named Adam.

At the same time, the 1934 Intelligence Department of the Bald Eagle Empire sent a piece of information to Bai Deng as quickly as possible.

"Report, this person was indeed a priest in the past."

"In the past?" Bai Deng asked doubtfully.

"Yes, I used to be a trainee priest at St. Pat's Church, the largest church in the country. Later, he was expelled because of his inappropriate words and deeds, his crazy behavior, and his many arrogant words to brainwash the people."

"Continue." Bai Deng raised his hand. He wanted to see what a priest could do to be expelled from a church that claimed to be just and kind.

"Yes, that guy often says that he is the Holy Father, not an ordinary priest. The reason why he is named Adam is God's will, and it has the same name as the origin of mankind in mythology."

Understand, in the words of the people of the Dragon Kingdom, this guy thinks he is a god who has come down to earth to experience.

Bai Deng was speechless: "Watch closely and report any situation as soon as possible."

……

In Dragon Kingdom, Xu Ye held up a small flag and led everyone to the first scenic spot.

"Hurry up, go in a straight line, don't lose track."

"Well, you're walking crookedly, okay, hold on to the wall."

Behind him, a group of pale-faced tourists were walking tremblingly, holding on to the walls.

Physical buildings that are invisible to the eye but can be touched have become the best reference.

The distance from the bus to the Cow Horse Park is about 250 meters. You need to walk through an alley about three meters wide, and at the end is the park.

The walls of the alley are covered with green plants that look like ivy. They have been knocked down from the wall and are lush and beautiful.

Suddenly, an ivy swung its branches and attacked the crowd without warning.

When he got near the target, he quickly rolled it up and threw it towards a high place.

The tourist subconsciously wanted to scream, but another Panshan tiger immediately rolled its roots into a ball and stuffed it into his mouth.

After doing all this, the ivy raised its tentacles in a humane manner, looked at the man walking at the front of the team, holding a terrifying chainsaw, and after confirming that the man had not noticed it for the time being, he secretly put away the tourists.

When Xu Ye arrived at the gate of Niumayuan, he looked back at the number of people and scratched his head: "It seems that there are a few missing."

"Nonsense." The dirty little bear said angrily: "Why do you think I asked you to drive the car into the park?"

Of course it's because it's dangerous along the way.

Although it is only two to three hundred meters away, it will still be attacked by various creatures.

Not to mention that now everyone can’t see and doesn’t know how to ask for help.

The person in front has been captured by the monster, and the person in the back is still laughing silly.

Little Bear was so angry that he intuitively felt that he might lose money in this business in the end.

……

bald eagle empire,

Without the blind driver, the bus drove safely into the cattle and horse park.

The bear guide wearing a red hat introduced cheerfully: "Dear tourists, we are now at the first scenic spot, the Cow and Horse Park, located to the west of Brown Farm. Here, you can admire the hard-working cows and the free-running cows. Mustang.”

"Through the tasks of milking cows and feeding horses, you can get a certain amount of brown coins, which can be spent on the farm."

"Go, guests, I'll wait for you in the car!"

A group of people got out of the car excitedly and rushed into the scenic spot called Cow Horse Park. What they saw was a group of cows soaking in a shallow puddle with their tails twirling.

And on the other side was the skinny red horse, lying casually on the ground, looking extremely listless.

Barrage: "This is the Cow and Horse Park? It deserves to be called a scenic spot. It's not as spectacular as the cow pen in my hometown."

"Niu Ma Yuan, look at the condition of these animals, do they look like us who work for the capitalists every day, working as cows and horses, but the wages are still low?"

"Stop talking, I've already put myself in a strong position, cry to death~"

Two young men wearing yellow vests with a long chain tied between their feet and "staff" license plates on their chests appeared and smiled at the tourists: "Please read the rules."

The cheeks are thin, the fists are protruding, and the corners of the mouth are raised for a moment, combined with this smile, it is terrifying to look at.

Adam immediately stepped forward and said, "Oh, my God, how can I help you?"

As a young man with extreme beliefs, Rule Monster fully respected his wishes when extracting talents and gave him an S-level talent called [Holy Light].

[A kind of gain effect in the copy, 1. When the holy light shines, the owner's affinity and trust in you will increase at least ten times.

2. When strange words and deeds are inappropriate, you can use the power of faith to arouse the other person's sense of guilt. Note: This article has limited effect. 】

The staff member originally didn't want to answer unnecessary questions, but when he looked at the glowingly holy man in front of him, a glimmer of hope suddenly arose in his heart.

Maybe such a kind person is really willing to help him?

"Oh, Father, can you take off the red hat on your head and give it to me?"

At this moment, the bald eagle audience in front of the screen was very nervous: "No, Adam won't really have a father's heart attack, will he give his hat to him? This is a complete violation of Rule [-]."

If they were not sure about the correctness of rule nine just now, now a staff member has confirmed the role of the hat again.

"Look at him, he hesitates. Oh my god, please, don't be stupid. Besides yourself, there are thousands of bald eagle people standing behind you."

"The meaning of the priest is to convey kindness and greatness. If Adam really dies because of this incident, we will not regret it." A man of fanatical faith followed up.

On the screen, Adam did not hesitate for long and spoke in a holy tone: "Poor child, he must have committed a lot of crimes in his previous life. Remember, every suffering you are suffering now is a kind of redemption."

The staff member was startled and looked confused: "Is that so?"

"Then...when can we completely atone for our sins?"

Adam raised the cross on his chest and said seriously: "Hurry, I will convey your regrets to God and let Him reduce your crimes and send you to heaven as soon as possible."

After these remarks, Adam successfully dispelled the two staff members' idea of ​​asking for Little Red Riding Hood.

Live broadcast barrage:

Fanatic believer: "What Adam said is so good. He deserves to be a real priest. I feel my soul is cleansed."

Ordinary citizen of the Bald Eagle Empire: "It seems to make sense, but I feel like something is wrong."

People from other countries: “???”

"Are you really not talking nonsense, or are you using the name of heaven to draw a big, round cake for people?"