Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The village chief's house... is full of people.

Especially at this moment, when his son was getting married, almost half of the villagers had to gather to do errands.

The scissors that Rule Monster Talk is looking for should be a sensitive object and will not be placed randomly.

For this reason, Chen Yue relied on his first clever words to enter the groom's room first. He said that he was still a boy and suitable for bed... but in fact, he was secretly looking for what he wanted.

He went around to various villagers and searched through the kitchen, toilet, and cellar.

Where is it? Chen Yue looked at the only place he had not entered, the village chief's room, with a thick lock on the door.

This old man was actually willing to sleep in a separate room with his wife. There must be some unknown secret inside, and the pair of scissors was locked inside.

However, with so many people in front of him, he didn't dare to go up and pick the lock blatantly.

Chen Yue thought of a damaging move, so he invited Chen Yue No. [-] out, found a secluded place, and secretly discussed countermeasures:

"Um, Chen x, I want to ask you for a favor."

"My name is Chen Yue."

"Oh, Chen Everyone here speaks with an accent."

Chen Yue No. [-]: "Get out~"

Gouwazi: "You asked me to find the red clay pot before, but to unlock the seal of the big locust tree. Let me tell you, it will only work if you find the scissors and the clay pot together."

"We don't know?" Chen Yue No. [-] questioned, looking unconvinced.

Gouwazi: "How could you know this? I sleep next to the big locust tree every night. It gave me a dream last night, telling me to find the scissors."

"To tell you the truth, brother, I was a little hesitant yesterday about whether I should go into the ancestral hall to help you. With the big locust tree in my dream, now I just have two words: fuck him!"

This time Chen Yue No. [-] agreed decisively: "Yes."

So Chen Yue explained all the things and plans he would do later. After listening,

Chen Yue No. [-] had complicated eyes: "You are such a heartless person."

To him, those villagers were eager to eat each other's flesh and chew their bones. But for Gou Wa Zi, they are living relatives who have accompanied him since he was a child.

Chen Yue can't say that I'm not from the village. The original Gou Wazi died somewhere, and now you have a different person in front of you.

He could only shake his head and pretend to be profound: "I only believe in justice."

"I will help avenge your grievances, even relatives."

Chen Yue No. [-]'s eyes darkened a little, and he seemed to be greatly shocked.

……

After a few sticks of incense, a villager ran in in a panic: "No, no, no, it's burning outside."

Everyone in the house took action and went out to check the situation. Chen Yue was no exception. He took the initiative to step forward, supported the old village chief's arm, and went outside together.

In the fields in September, the wheat grows more than one meter high, all connected together. From a distance, it looks like a big wave, golden.

Such a beautiful scene was mixed with discordant factors today. Several huge oxen were running among them, with shiny tails. If you look closely, you will see that they are on fire.

The fire was carried by the tail, and wherever it passed, it ignited pieces of wheat stalks.

"Hurry up and put out the fire~" Seeing this scene, the village chief almost fainted. Half of the land inside belonged to his family, and if it was not stopped, the fire might get bigger and bigger.

Looking at other villagers, they were also shocked and rushed to the river to fetch water to put out the fire.

Chen Nuo slightly curled his lips. He was quite satisfied with the result. The reason why he chose to set the field on fire was to set fire to a certain family's house. It was because after his observation, he found that in this village, the value of cattle and fields was far greater than that of people, especially women.

This may sound unbelievable in modern times. How can cattle be compared with humans? But in some backward places in the past few decades, this is indeed true.

The cattle in the village are shared by everyone, and there are only a few of them, so everyone works hard to fetch water. This is much more appropriate than ordering a certain house.

After lighting up the house, what if someone thinks it's none of their business and is quietly lazy?

And the burning area of ​​the house was nowhere near as large as it is now.

Chen Yue followed the others to get a bucket of water, and even passed by the village chief to rush to put out the fire.

If Chen Yue had done nothing just now, the village chief would naturally not be impressed by him. However, he had just helped people over again, and now he was passing by with a bucket again. After repeated situations, he successfully instilled an idea into the village chief: "Oh, Gou Wazi came to put out the fire with everyone, and he worked very hard."

After "accidentally" meeting a few people with a bucket, Chen Yue slowly disappeared from everyone's sight and came to the village chief's house.

At this time, the room was completely quiet.

Even Chen Yue No. [-] went to help put out the fire in order to clear his suspicions, leaving him alone.

The place where the village chief hides things is not considered secret.

Finally, Chen Yue searched for a while and found stainless steel scissors in a place similar to a mouse hole in the corner.

He quickly put his things away and hurried out of the room.