Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Regardless of whether he was slashing forward, a black shadow suddenly appeared. Before he could see his face clearly, he ran away as if he was running away.

If it weren't for the blood stains left on the ground, I would have thought that I was just dazzled.

"Damn, he ran so fast."

The bride looked ugly and couldn't stand it. Although in the situation just now, the other party should indeed run, and it was the same for herself. After all, if she didn't run, she would be waiting to die.

But why is she still so unhappy in her heart?

Xu Ye turned around and loudly assured the bride: "Don't worry, I will tell the village chief now and I will definitely be responsible for you."

"No, it's too late."

"I entered into this marriage of my own free will."

"Oh." Xu Ye stopped talking and stood there looking a little at a loss.

The bride realized that she couldn't do anything to the person in front of her today, so she closed the door harshly: "You go~"

Xu Ye, who was still in the warm and fragrant jade just now, was kicked out in the blink of an eye and met with disgrace.

He was so anxious that he patted the window: "Hey, wait a minute, don't we two love each other?"

"I can't just watch you marry someone else."

"Come out for me."

He was impatient at being harassed. The most important thing was that Xu Ye's voice became louder and louder, and he had the consciousness to shout everyone in the village.

The door to the room was opened again, and this time, a sachet was thrown out. The woman's voice was shrill and perfunctory and comforting: "This is a token of love between the two of us. You should leave first. We will have another chance in the future." See you."

Xu Ye had no choice but to pick up the sachet on the ground and put it into his pocket, reluctantly saying, "Okay, you keep your word."

Turning around, a pale human head suddenly appeared in front of him, staring straight at Xu Ye, looking weird.

After accidentally getting blood on the chainsaw, he pulled his head back and saw clearly that there was a complete person in front of him.

"Let's go. It's late at night, Gouwazi. Don't wait for someone else's door. I'll take you back to your room."

……

Nearly one-fifth of the chosen ones were eliminated in this level. People found that as long as the bride opened the door, she would be easily found no matter where she was hiding in the room.

Those who were not eliminated tried to prevent the bride from opening the door in the first place, thus eliminating the possibility of being discovered in the first place.

"How could this happen? The Chosen One will be known wherever he hides. The groom must be too powerful."

"Oh, it's weird. It's normal to be strong. Maybe I found it based on the smell."

"I still feel something is wrong. Why did the bride open the door even though she knew there was an odor? After all, cuckolding would not be good either for the chosen one or the bride herself after being discovered."

Chen Yue followed the old man in front of him who called himself "Second Uncle" and walked forward.

The man was wearing a brightly colored long undershirt, his cheeks were flushed, and he was holding a white lantern in his hand, which emitted a limited amount of light that happened to illuminate a half-meter radius.

Strangely, judging from the details of the room just now, there are two large porcelain teapots on the table, with a portrait of a certain great man on them. The copy he is in should be modern, more than ten years ago.

Why are you still traveling with such an ancient product as a lantern?

Chen Yue, who is about to enter his third year of life, does not know anything about the living conditions more than ten or twenty years ago.

What's more, he was holding a gun in his hand. Even the bride just now trembled when she saw it, but the second uncle in front of him was very calm.

Not right, so wrong.

At this time, a gust of wind blew by, and the man in front and the lantern began to swing from side to side.

left~right~

!!!

Chen Yue was excited.

Something shook when the wind blew. There was an answer ready to come out, but he didn't dare to show it.

The more you get to this time, the more calm you need to be.

The wind was only temporary. When the air flow calmed down, the second uncle who had been rushing ahead suddenly stopped and turned around: "Why don't you leave?"

The wind did not blow out the lantern. On the contrary, after experiencing some hardships, the candle inside jumped up and became brighter.

How bright is it? - Chen Yue could clearly see his second uncle's true form.

The round hat, the chubby head, the blush on the face is the blush painted with a brush, round and regular.

As for the colorful clothes, how can the shroud worn by the dead not be colorful?

It turns out that the reason why it was swaying when the wind blew just now was because the second uncle leading the way was not a human being?

No, he is also a human being, a paper man.

grass (a plant)

Chen Yue turned around and ran away.

Think about it with your toes, if a paper man suddenly appears in the middle of the night, what decent place can you take him to?

I'm afraid that just after leaving the wolf's den, I have to enter the tiger's den again, right?

The paper man was left standing there with a sinister smile, his face wrinkled with laughter.

Under the pressure, he returned to the original place and knocked on the bride's door: "I still can't worry about you. Come back and have a look. How about I stay at your place for a while?"

"Go away, don't touch me~"

Chen Yue insisted on knocking on the door and kept chattering: "It's too far, I don't want to go back."

A disgusted voice came from inside: "I said you are harassing people, at least find a decent excuse. Your room is next to the big locust tree opposite, and it is only a few steps away."

"Oh fine."

I successfully got the key information. The big locust tree is indeed very close. You can see it clearly even standing at the bride's door.

……

On the other side, Xu Ye followed the second uncle, a paper man, walking on an invisible country road.

Suddenly, the sachet in his arms accidentally dropped,

Xu Ye bent down and reached out to pick it up. At the same time, the paper man's eyes happened to fall on the sachet.

Xu Ye hurriedly explained with a shy smile: "I'm sorry, this belongs to my lover. It's not convenient for him to meet me, so he gave me a token of love as a token of comfort, so that we can keep in touch in the future."

The paper man was shocked for a moment.

Xu Ye has a strong sense of agency. Since he has identified his identity, he must continue to act and focus on true feelings.

then,

After Xu Ye was shy, he showed a bitter smile again, but the smile was uglier than crying: "It's just a lie to talk about more contact, just to perfunctory me. She is getting married, how can she talk to me? keep in touch?"

"do you think so?"

The second uncle of the paper man: "..."

Ah...how should he answer this?

Besides, he couldn't open his mouth or speak.

The paper man silently changed direction and led Xu Ye towards the other side. After a stick of incense, the two of them arrived under the big locust tree.

The paper man picked up the lantern in his hand and swung it towards the front door, gesturing for Xu Ye to come in.

Xu Ye was angry: "Second uncle, are you a roadie? Take me in a big circle at such a short distance."

"At your level, remember not to give directions next time."

The paper figure was shaking, either speechless or angry, and was not stable for a moment.

My dear grandson, I originally sent you to hell, but now I’m bringing you back to a safe place and I’m still being picky.

But thinking of something, he stabilized his body, held the lantern and left.

The room was not big. Xu Ye pushed the door open and walked in. The decoration inside was very ordinary compared with the bride's room.

Xu Ye searched for a while and took out a note from under the bed:

[Copy of Strange Tales: Happy Events in the Mountain Village. 】