Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

In Longguo, Xu Ye returned to the room with his dating girlfriend.

Seeing the damaged TV, Tang Yao's expression froze. Immediately, she looked away as if nothing had happened and said coquettishly:

"Hey, I'll take a shower first, and you can go downstairs to the cafe and buy me a glass of orange juice, okay?"

"Okay." Xu Ye agreed.

Two minutes later, Tang Yao raised his head in confusion:

"Why don't you go?"

I saw that Xu Ye not only didn't buy orange juice, but also grabbed one corner of the girl's clothes.

Tang Yao's tone turned cold: "You weren't trying to deal with me just now, were you? You men all have such virtues. You can talk nice but take actual actions..."

Xu Ye pointed to the thing in his hand: "Clothes."

"what?"

"Why don't you take off your clothes when you take a shower?"

Tang Yao's cheeks were filled with a blush: "You bastard, do you want to watch someone take off their clothes right now?"

"Yuck, I have to take a shower."

"Of course you can see it when you come back..."

however,

A stab.

Xu Ye didn't talk nonsense to her, but pulled back hard, and the leather jacket of excellent quality instantly turned into pieces of scraps of fabric.

He said stubbornly, word for word:

"You have to take off your clothes to take a shower."

"Holy shit!" The audience in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded: "What kind of shocking benefit is this? Brother Xu Ye, you don't understand the relationship between men and women. You were clearly pretending to be stupid before."

"Boss Xu Ye, you can play better than anyone else."

"Why do you have to mosaic even the weird ones? My king Dazhuang refuses to accept it."

……

"you--"

Tang Yao was shocked when her clothes were suddenly stripped off. I never expected that Xu Ye, who looked gentle on the outside, was so "violent" in this regard.

Not caring about anything else, Tang Yao quickly picked up the flowerpot next to her and entered the bathroom naked.

She really cares about that pot of flowers.

Xu Ye squatted down and touched the clothes he had just taken off on the ground.

The barrage hesitated: "Boss Xu Ye, you don't really like this girl, do you?"

"Even the clothes I wore were not spared."

"Hmph, I misjudged you Xu Ye. Under his handsome appearance, there is actually a crazy soul hidden."

……

After a while, a smartphone was pulled out from the pile of clothes.

Xu Ye clicked on the screen, and an app with the same logo as on his phone appeared on it except for the name "Taoqu".

Clicking on the Settings-Help column, Xu Ye found information that was different from that on his app.

[Dear customers, welcome to Taoqu Hotel. As a real user of this app, there are many good containers for you to choose from.

During the inspection process, please try your best to comply with the following rules. 】

"Customer." Xu Ye frowned when he saw these two words. He remembered that when he opened the Mi Lian app, he had never been called so affectionately.

And it can be seen from this passage that the hotel is very polite to users who have the "Taoqu" app, and uses a consultative tone in everything.

Looking back at the rules I got from the "Milian" app, most of the contents are very blunt, usually starting with words such as "You must..." and "Must".

Xu Ye thought of a metaphor for this situation,

It's a bit like a flock of sheep raised by the owner, giving rough instructions to the inside.

He continues browsing:

[Rule [-]: Container styles are random and diverse, full of uncertainty. Our store cannot guarantee the quality of every container that comes here, and can only be selected by customers at their own discretion. 】

[Rule [-]: When customers come into contact with the container, they must not mention the "truth about the container", otherwise they will be directly dismissed by the hotel's internal order. 】

[Rule [-]: When multiple customers have ideas about the same container, internal negotiations can be conducted first. 】

[Rule [-]: Our hotel has absolute after-sales guarantee. If we don’t find a suitable container for you that night, you can continue to enjoy the service the next day. The activity is valid for a long time until you are satisfied. 】

[Rule [-]: Guide the container to violate the rules and make it willing to cooperate with you. 】

[Rule [-]: Mirrors, TV screens, and moonlight are all good auxiliary items. 】

[Rule [-]: If you find that the container begins to doubt your identity, please notify the hotel staff immediately. 】

"Are we containers?" Xu Ye wondered:

"Then what is the carrier?"

This rule reveals a lot of information, but it is still far from discovering the truth.

It's like doing a big math problem. Xu Ye felt that the current progress should be considered as solving the first small question.

Clicking to exit the app, Xu Ye quietly stuffed his phone back into the pile of clothes on the floor, turned around and left the room to buy orange juice.

When you come to the cafe, perhaps because of urgent demand, there are still many people buying drinks at this time.

Xu Ye took a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice directly from a customer's table and ran away quickly.

A pair of confused lovers were left behind. After reacting, they breathed fragrance into the air.

It makes sense for Xu Ye to do this.

He was in the room just now and spent a lot of time checking Tang Yao's phone. If you line up according to normal procedures now, it will inevitably arouse the other party's suspicion when you return.

[Rule [-]: If you find that the container begins to doubt your identity, please notify the hotel staff immediately. 】

Xu Ye was not afraid of being exposed. After all, even if the staff came, it would be a double blow to him.

But if he wanted to find out the truth, he had to disguise himself first.

Adjusting the expression on his face, he walked onto the elevator with orange juice as if nothing had happened.

During this period, I passed by the lobby and saw that a beautiful young lady was on duty at the front desk. She didn't notice the passing of my colleague at all.

The elevator stopped and Xu Ye raised his hand to knock on the room door.

After opening it, it was a mess inside.

The little girl in the red skirt and the royal sister in tattered clothes stood on each side. Both of them were wearing colorful clothes. After seeing Xu Ye, they all complained to him about their grievances.

Oops, I forgot there was another person in the room...

……

Assanguo, Hanla looked at his "girlfriend" who walked into the bathroom and slowly left the room.

The moment the door closed, he exhaled sharply.

Hanla held two room cards in his hand, one was his own and the other was "shunned" from his girlfriend.

To be honest, it is not difficult to get your girlfriend's room card. As long as there is some close contact between two people, it is easy to touch any part of the other party - including the place where the room card is hidden.

[Rule [-]: Show two room cards to the staff at the same time and you can leave the hotel smoothly. 】

"Hmph, who said you have to leave the next day? I have two room cards now, so I can still do it."

Hanla's mind is flexible.

In the elevator, he also met the employee holding a work sign and called him to enter the employee elevator.

Han La simply ignored it and easily saw through the clerk's trick.

In fact, the Asan Kingdom seems to be lagging behind in terms of national strength in the world, but the situation of their people is different.

To sum up, it is... drought will kill you and flood will kill you.

The gap between the rich and the poor is huge, and the people at the bottom are eager to exchange their children for food. However, the upper caste people have material and educational resources comparable to those in developed countries.

Obviously, Hanla is a high-caste person, and his IQ cannot be underestimated.