Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"Are you from the Property Management Committee?"

"This is interesting. Two groups of people came to the same place and gave two completely different explanations. Which side should you believe?"

Aunt: "Young man, if you don't wear a mask, I can't spray you with this disinfectant."

She clutched her chest and cried loudly: "Auntie, you can't do something bad, just watch you step into the sea of ​​fire."

"Auntie is responsible for everyone."

She cried so sincerely that people who didn't know it would almost be deceived.

Xu Ye: "Actually, it's very simple to judge whether it's true or false. Just do an experiment and you'll know."

Zhou Minghua and Song Jian each held the aunt's arm and held her firmly in place.

Xu Ye lifted off the aunt's mask, picked up the disinfectant on the ground, and sprayed it on the aunt's face: "Auntie, you are so great, you must not want to watch us get contaminated."

The middle-aged woman was speechless because she was trying to hold her breath, and her whole face was red.

How could Xu Ye open his mouth and squirt inside as she wanted.

Then, the inside of the middle-aged woman's lips turned black at a speed visible to the naked eye. First, the mouth, teeth, and finally the entire face developed ulcers.

"Ah~"

"Poison, poison!"

The aunt fell down in pain, rolling on the ground, and after a while she completely stopped moving.

As a result, Song Jian and Zhou Minghua were confused and subconsciously let go.

Taking this opportunity, Xu Ye sprayed both of them.

The moment the liquid stained their mouths and noses, both of them showed pained expressions at the same time.

Song Jian was in tears: "Boss Xu Ye, are we going to die?"

Men don't shed tears easily, but they are not ready for death.

Zhou Minghua held his head and said: "I have made some contribution to the country. Remember to take care of my wife and ask for more pensions from the Monster Talk Bureau..."

Even if Xu Ye sprayed the so-called "venom" on them with his own hands, the first reaction of the two people was not resentment, but to find a way to protect themselves.

They trusted Xu Ye and were already determined to die when they entered the dungeon...

After a quarter of an hour,

Song Jian jumped up first and touched his body: "Hey, I'm healed? I'm not dead."

Zhou Minghua broke the pot and said: "The pension is not just a matter of talk. If something really happens, you must apply for it specially for me."

Xu Ye, the old man on the subway, looked at his cell phone with an expression:

"Disinfectant can kill completely strange creatures, and it can also help people remove some of the pollution on their bodies."

"For ordinary people, it is not enough to cause death."

……

After disposing of the corpses on the ground, Xu Ye analyzed: "The situation is as I expected."

"As an organization that helps community owners resist strange things, the owners' committee is not monolithic. It may have been divided into good and bad parts internally."

To put it simply, there are spies inside, and there are quite a few of them.

Zhou Minghua asked tremblingly: "Then the people in this community have all become..."

They received special training and were almost killed when they were sent into the community. Not to mention ordinary residents, it is estimated that only a few will survive in the end.

Xu Ye patted his shoulder and said sincerely: "Learn to accept it."

"Becoming weird will most likely forget some things in your life, but on the other hand, you can gain endless lifespan, which can be regarded as a gain and a loss."

"But now that I've entered here, I will definitely find out the truth behind it."

Zhou Minghua's eyes turned red: "Boss Xu Ye, why did you start speaking for Weiyi?"

Xu Ye: "I'm not speaking for anyone, I'm just objectively analyzing the facts and everyone's thoughts."

"This world is already in chaos, isn't it?"

……

The three of them went out and searched for information in the community. However, they did not find any useful information after a whole morning.

When the time came to two o'clock in the afternoon, the three of them gathered in the small square.

There is a row of flower beds in the center of the square, divided into two parts: left and right.

The flower bed is filled with black flowers, one by one, blooming beautifully. When the wind blows, it has a strange and strange beauty of swaying.

To the left of the flower bed is the basketball court, where a group of neatly dressed adults are playing happily.

Xu Ye watched helplessly as an old man fell to the ground after his forehead was hit by a flying basketball.

The people watching laughed and pointed at him: "Look at that old, weak and chirping look, you are not suitable for playing basketball."

"The food looks like a pig."

The uncle fell to the ground and tried hard to get up, but he was old and too weak to do it.

The uncle felt despair, the stars in his eyes disappeared, and he completely lost his breath.

Zhou Minghua had a better memory this time and just watched from the side without doing anything extra.

Sure enough, after a while, the already cold old man woke up again. He got up, picked a flower from the flower bed next to him and stuffed it into his mouth.

His energy and energy improved at a speed visible to the naked eye, from the initial sluggishness to a rosy complexion.

But this change has not stopped,

Not only is the uncle in good health, but his temper is also on the rise. He slaps the person who just laughed at him, and then spits out sweet fragrance, and his mouth is extremely full.

The two soon started fighting. During the dispute, you twisted off an ear and he gouged out an eyeball. In the end, twist off the opponent's head.

There were two more corpses on the ground. A staff member from the Property Management Committee came forward to take away the corpses.

On the right side of the flower bed, a group of young people are dancing in the square.

The music played: "The most beautiful thing is the red sunset."

They moved in unison, stretching out their arms to the sound of the music and moving slowly to the rhythm.

Weird, so weird.

No matter how you look at it, it feels very incongruous for young people to do the things of old people.

Xu Ye quickly locked onto someone,

Wearing a green half-sleeve, he was mixed in with the crowd. Although he was dancing along, the occasional twitching of his face still showed his inner unrest.

The three of Xu Ye surrounded him in a triangle shape, surrounding the young man in the middle from different directions.

They danced to the rhythm, getting closer and closer to the boy. Until Song Jian accidentally hit the boy on the chest with his elbow.

"Oh, are you okay?" Song Jian turned his head and stretched out his hand to touch the other person's chest.

The boy backed away in horror, as if he had seen the plague, and the back of his head hit Zhou Minghua's waving fist.

His face was red and he was clearly angry.

But soon I didn't know what to think of, so I endured it silently, said "I'm sorry" to myself, and walked to the right.

Xu Ye quickly blocked his way.

The boy was about to cry but had no tears. His body was shaking like a torn grass after the rain, wilting.

Until he looked up and saw the face of the boy on the right:

"Xu, Mr. Xu Ye."

Xu Ye was surprised that this was the first person to recognize him after entering the community.

He was now certain that the boys were not contaminated.

Xu Ye shook his head at him. Looking around, many young people had noticed their unusual behavior and stared at them, as if they would all pounce on them if there was any movement.

The boy nodded and continued dancing.

The excruciating square dance finally ended and everyone dispersed.

The boy hugged Xu Ye's thigh and started to cry: "Great, I'm saved."

"Wow, you are the real boss Xu Ye, aren't you weird?"

Veins popped up on Xu Ye's forehead. He didn't know how such a crybaby could survive to this day.

At this time, Song Jian and Zhou Wenhua also came over.

The boy hid directly behind Xu Ye: "It was just the two of them who bullied me."

What do you mean two? This guy thinks they are weird?

Song Jian said speechlessly: "We are doing that to protect you, okay?"

Then the two of them introduced themselves. After knowing that they were from the Kaitan Bureau, the boy looked much more relaxed.

"Hello, my name is Liang Xing."

Zhou Wenhua immediately answered: "I know, the heir to the Liang Group. Fuhai Garden was developed by your family."

Song Jian curled his lips: "Liang Xing? Your house's housing prices are not good at all."

Liang Xing: "If you can rescue me, you can give me a few sets."

Song Jian: "Young Master Liang, I just made a mistake. Don't argue with me."

The four of them quarreled for a while, and Liang Xing's mood softened a lot, and he talked about recent events.

It turned out that he had been living in the villa on the mountain behind these days and never came out.

Until today, when he saw that the food in the room was getting less and less, he had the courage to go downstairs, wondering if he could find out some information and buy some food.

Song Jian: "That's not right. Doesn't the property management company deliver supplies every day? How could you be so hungry?"

Speaking of this, Liang Xing was a little embarrassed: "I guess he probably forgot about me."

???

He explained: "The villas at the back are surrounded by mountains. They have an excellent location, fresh air, and are close to the city. They have always been our key project at Liang..."

Song Jian: "Stop, let's get to the point. Don't take the opportunity to sell your house... I can't afford it."

Liang Xing: "Well, because these houses were so well publicized, my dad was going to auction them. He planned to invite a group of wealthy people to gather together next month..."

Song Jian: "You understand hunger marketing."

"So, there is no one in those villas except you?"

Liang Xing nodded fiercely: "Maybe it's because I don't have to pay property fees or anything, so they forgot about it. They think that no one will live in a house that is not for sale."

"Okay, you follow us first and then go back to your house in the evening."