Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

The three of them were about to go out, but they encountered another problem: "How to deal with the body?"

Placing it at the door will easily cause confusion, and the smell will be overwhelming.

At the end of the discussion, Xu Ye dismembered the body, and Song Jian and Zhou Minghua froze the body parts in the refrigerator together.

As for why two people are needed for such a trivial matter as installing something, since it is a common crime and no one can escape.

Song Jian: "Amitabha, no offense intended, but I have no choice but to go back and burn paper for you."

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According to the prompts in Rule [-], the community is divided into five parts. The three of them plan to go to the supermarket closest to home first.

On the road, a woman wearing a bikini, dripping wet with every step she took, walked towards her.

This young woman is not young, she looks about 35, but she is fat where she should be, and thin where she should be. She has a unique flavor that is not comparable to that of ordinary yellow-haired little girls.

Song Jian couldn't help but look at places he shouldn't have looked at, but he happened to meet the woman's gaze.

He was a little embarrassed and was about to apologize for his impoliteness, but the woman was not angry. Instead, she blew a kiss to him, and she was very charming for a moment.

Song Jian was stunned on the spot. Fortunately, he had received professional training and this temptation was not enough to lose his mind.

"They say the residents in the community have bad tempers, but I don't think so. The... beauty just now is very good."

Zhou Minghua lamented: "It's so beautiful, but it's a pity that I'm unlucky and the neighborhood where I live is covered in ghost stories."

Only Xu Ye was confused, staring at his back and wondering: "Where is the beauty?"

Song Jian: "You are young, so it is normal for you not to understand."

"I'm young and don't know...Oh, forget it."

The topic was terminated under ambiguous circumstances, and the three finally arrived at the supermarket. There is a piece of paper taped to the door glass.

[Supermarket shopping rules:]

[Rule [-]: Supermarket business hours are from [-] am to [-] pm, please purchase items during this period. 】

[Rule [-]: The clerk will never take the initiative to sell you anything. If you encounter one, please refuse immediately and report it to the cashier. You will receive a reporting reward of fifty weird coins. 】

[Rule [-]: Store clerks wear orange uniforms. If you encounter a clerk in black uniforms who greets you, ignore them. Report it to the cashier at the front desk immediately, and you will receive a reporting reward of one hundred weird coins. 】

[Rule [-]: Supermarkets do not sell soap, shower gel and other cleaning items...]

After reading the rules, Zhou Minghua spoke first: "Rule [-] says the supermarket closing time is eleven o'clock, which is one hour later than the owner's curfew. Aren't supermarket employees worried about death threats during this period?"

Xu Ye: "There are two possibilities. One is that all supermarket employees have been destroyed, and it doesn't matter whether they are contaminated or not. Second, what do you think?"

Zhou Minghua: "The supermarket is safe. If you accidentally wander outside after ten o'clock, you can go in and take shelter temporarily."

Seeing that Xu Ye had no objection, he suddenly thought of the delivery man. If the delivery man was still there, he could share the information with him, and maybe he wouldn't send it so quickly.

The three of them walked into the store. This supermarket was medium in size, selling clothes, daily necessities and food. It was larger than the convenience store that Xu Ye had stayed in before.

To be honest, they don't have anything special to consume. I came here purely to complete the mission.

And throughout the entire supermarket, there are very few customers. Even if there were, each person would only have a small amount in his hand.

Logically speaking, if the community is suddenly sealed off and residents are unable to obtain supplies from the outside world, the flow of people in the supermarket should be greater.

"If you use weird coins to pay, everything will be explained."

Xu Ye walked through a row of shelves and suddenly turned around at the end. A waitress was half squatting behind the shelves, eavesdropping furtively.

When Xu Ye noticed her, he stood up hurriedly and ran behind him.

Song Jian came from the other direction and formed a pincer attack with Xu Ye.

In fact, except for Xu Ye, the remaining two people who entered the dungeon this time were professionally trained and had extraordinary abilities.

From the moment the clerk followed them, several people noticed it immediately. He has been silent all this time just to catch the current situation.

The person following was a young girl in her early 20s. After being blocked, she panicked and stammered:

"You guys, what are you doing?"

Song Jian: "We should ask you, why are you following?"

The girl said harshly: "I'm not following you, it's just that, as a store clerk, I want to guide your shopping..."

"Oh, then this clerk lady, you can start now."

Girl: "I, I recommend you to buy... a mask. Wearing it outdoors can reduce pollution."

At this time, Xu Ye looked at the clerk and keenly noticed that the corners of his work clothes were black.

His gaze was too direct, and it was impossible not to notice it.

Song Jian was even more mean-mouthed: "Yeah, the walking 150 weird coins."

The clerk was stunned, squatted down with his head in his hands, and said in an extremely broken tone: "Please, don't report me."

The little girl spoke intermittently for a long time. From her description, several people gradually pieced together what happened in this supermarket.

Supermarket uniforms were originally black, but since the so-called weird rules came down, many clerks' clothes changed from black to orange overnight.

The next morning, many owners came to buy goods, and when they checked out, they found that only weird coins could be spent.

The only way to earn weird coins is to report it.

So, knowing that something was wrong, under the temptation of the strange coins, the vigorous reporting business began.

This is why there are very few customers who come to the supermarket to buy things, and they only take a little bit.

There were not many store clerks who were not contaminated, and the weird coins they got after reporting the problem were only 100 yuan, which was not enough to buy too many things.

Song Jian's eyes were sharp and he asked: "Everyone has been reported, how come you are okay?"

He didn't believe that the little girl in front of him could avoid being searched by all the customers just because of her naive appearance.

"I, I don't know." This time, the clerk was confused. She hesitated and said, "Maybe it's because I'm from the toiletries section?"

"Gentlemen, do you need anything?"

At this time, a hoarse female voice sounded, as if there was thick phlegm hanging in the throat. It was a waiter about 40 years old, wearing completely orange clothes.

Xu Ye and the other two tacitly blocked the middle clerk: "It's okay, we are discussing what to buy."

The middle-aged woman looked suspiciously toward the middle of the men's trouser legs, sensing something unusual there. But due to supermarket service rules, I didn't dare to go directly and take a look.

The clerk is smiling but not smiling:

"Okay, if you encounter any unusual people or things, you must tell me."

Song Jian responded quickly: "I know, are there any rewards for reporting? Don't worry, who would have trouble with money?"

His answer was perfect. The middle-aged woman had no reason to stay and walked away unwillingly.

Xu Ye lowered his head. The little girl was shaking all over because of fear, and she was crying uncontrollably. However, in order not to make any noise, she just kept biting her arm.

"It's Sister Ren. We used to have a good relationship..."

Xu Ye had no time to care about her sorrow: "Where is the soap? I just walked along and didn't seem to see a place for sale."

Since the only uncontaminated clerk managed the toiletries section, and soap was specifically mentioned in the store rules, Xu Ye guessed that this item was a very important prop.

The more the rules prevent him from getting it, the more he wants to get it.

"In the back warehouse, the store has removed all toiletries from the shelves since the strange rumors about the rules came."

Xu Ye got the information and prepared to leave with the people.

The little girl in black: "The place is sealed off. Only at twelve o'clock every night, the clerk will open the warehouse to conduct inspections."

"Okay." Xu Ye nodded and exchanged a message with the other party: "Now the rules have changed, and you will be reported if you actively promote products to customers. You should do less of this kind of thing in the future to avoid being targeted."

Xu Ye noticed early in the morning that when the girl saw them just now, she kept stressing the color of the clothes and seemed not to know about the promotion.

Did the girl remember the rules wrong?

Xu Ye denied this judgment. He was more inclined to believe that the supermarket deliberately changed the rules in order to find the last fish that slipped through the net.

Seeing that she had not completely lost her mind, Zhou Minghua couldn't bear it: "You come with us, I will take you out."

Song Jian frowned upon hearing this and was about to interrupt.

Fortunately, the clerk had already refused and pushed the two of them away: "You go, I'm restricted and can't get out."

Xu Ye followed the advice and took a thick stack of masks recommended by the other party from the shelf. I called a few more boys and packed a lot of snacks and vegetables.

He is relatively wealthy now, having earned a full 5000 yuan from Liu Ninghao last time.

When checking out, the cashier was stunned for a moment when he saw the mask, as if he wanted to say something. But when I saw that there were other things included in the checkout, I finally shut up.

"Hello, sir, the total is 280 five yuan."

Xu Ye paid as promised.

The two people following behind were both embarrassed. Every time they watched the live broadcast, they knew the importance of the strange coins very well.

Especially in the amusement park copy, Pierre saved his life with 200 yuan.

As a result, weird coins have now become a marketable and priceless thing in the real world. The Bald Eagle even sent troops to harass several nearby small countries, asking the chosen ones to hand over the strange coins in their hands.

They followed Xu Ye today and spent nearly 300 yuan of strange coins. They really benefited greatly.

The three of them looked at their phones and saw that the time had just reached two hours. After walking around the community again and finding nothing unusual, I returned to the room.

Song Jian sighed: "The swimming pool closes at five o'clock. Oh, it's true."

He looked extremely disappointed.

Xu Ye thought of the woman walking towards him in the afternoon: "You two have really weird aesthetics."