Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

"Damn it, there's a big hole."

"One-tenth of the time, those who had previously allowed suppliers to replenish supplies would have to sell someone else's daily volume in the remaining two or three hours, which is simply impossible."

"That's so stupid. You don't even say anything before replenishing the goods. You have to wait until the goods are replenished before arranging this replenishment rule."

"In fact, it's reasonable. Divide 24 hours a day into ten segments, and use the remaining two hours to sell one-tenth of the performance. Is the division okay?"

"Well, the blame is that some of the chosen ones were too stupid in the past. When buying goods, they acted as if it had nothing to do with them. They thought that they would only stay for one night anyway. It didn't matter what goods they bought. All they had to do was sign at the end. ”

"As everyone knows, the convenience store owner had anticipated this situation and made strict rules for this."

……

Xu Ye continued to look down,

[Rule [-]: If a customer comes to complain, no matter whether it is right or wrong, please do your best to appease the other party and keep a smile on your face at all times. Please refrain from insults, beatings, or other actions that damage the image of the store. 】

[Rule [-]: When necessary, employees must learn to sacrifice actively, maybe let the other party beat them up, and if they are angry enough, the matter will be solved. 】

As soon as these two rules came out, the audience in the live broadcast room was all excited: "Oh, evil capitalist. Listen to yourself, are you still talking in human language?"

A large number of viewers who work in the service industry have a strong empathy for the Chosen One: "I work as a shopping guide in a shopping mall and often encounter this situation. When we encounter arrogant and unreasonable customers, the manager also allows us to tolerate it."

"Me too, I work as a waiter in a restaurant. Once when I was passing food, a naughty child ran around in the store and bumped into me. The food was spilled on the child. The parent came up to me without saying a word and slapped me. Afterwards, the manager even asked me I’m going to bow and apologize.”

In just a few words, he expressed the helplessness and sadness of the service industry.

……

[Rule [-]: This convenience store is a chain store with multiple branches within the rules. Comprehensive selections are conducted daily. Those with the best performance will receive a special reward. 】

"biu~"

The employee handbook flew out of the air and was accurately thrown into the trash can nearby.

Xu Ye patted the hand that had just touched the booklet: "Unlucky."

Why did he spend time watching something like this, teaching people how to be cowardly and accepting of others?

Does this still need to be taught?

Even a panting person can't do it.

Man: "Hey, have you seen enough? If you've seen enough, deal with it quickly. We don't want much. We'll pay tens of thousands in compensation..."

Xu Ye interrupted him: "How do you confirm that the child in your belly is yours? When you were pregnant, did you follow her 24 hours a day?"

This, this is simply humiliating. The pregnant woman blushed, Xu Ye was indirectly saying that she was cheating on her.

She looked at the man with tears in her eyes and hurriedly explained: "My dear, don't listen to his nonsense. Don't you understand me? I guarantee that I have only seen you as a man that day."

Xu Ye turned his gaze to the woman again: "How can you be sure that he used a small umbrella that day? It was just a blind act, did you see it with your own eyes?"

The woman didn't know what to think after hearing this, and there was a moment of hesitation on her face.

At this time, the man suddenly held his girlfriend's hand and said firmly: "It's okay. I believe in your character and will never betray me."

Then he looked at Xu Ye: "Stop confusing the situation and pay the money quickly, or I will smash your shop."

The doubt on the woman's face immediately disappeared, replaced by a look of emotion.

"Yes, pay the money quickly."

Xu Ye narrowed his eyes and looked at the two of them.

The barrage was also noisy:

"There must be something wrong with this woman. She is obviously guilty of being so anxious to explain."

"Why do I feel that the man is lying? He knew that his wife might have cheated on her, but he acted too calmly. On the contrary, the girl looked more normal, as if she was really trying to defend herself after being wronged."

"I think it's the man's fault."

"It's the woman's fault."

"It's the man's fault..."

Since ancient times, when it comes to the topic of antagonism between men and women, keyboard warriors fly up and want to hit the keys on the spot to make sparks.

For a time, the discussion in the live broadcast room took a more eccentric direction...

……

Strange talk about the world,

"Cat dog, go."

A giant yellow dog ran out from the direction of the shelf, howled, and threw the man down.

As a strange creature, CaiGou can control his size at any time. At this time, it increased its length to two meters, completely suppressing the humans underneath it.

From the man's perspective, after he fell to the ground, his eyes were occupied by a huge dog head.

The most important thing is that the dog looks ferocious, grinning, and a stream of saliva drips down the top onto the man's face.

Disgusting to death.

The woman stepped forward in panic, wanting to help.

Xu Ye said from the side: "Madam, it is best not to touch pets when you are pregnant. It is not good for the baby."

In front of her belly and the man, the woman quickly made a choice. Not only did she not step forward, she also took a few steps back.

Caigou stepped down hard with his legs, first humiliating the man's big face indiscriminately, pressing a few more small footprints on it, and then he bent down with satisfaction and sniffed fiercely with his nose.

Not long after, a small blue umbrella was found from the inner pocket of the man's jacket.

Xu Ye: "This is it, it's something from our store."

The woman couldn't believe it: "How, how could it be possible?"

If this thing is true, doesn't it mean that they wronged the convenience store?

The man was lying on the ground and wanted to say something, but he just opened his mouth. A dog's hoof stretched out and hit him hard on the face. He didn't make any sound or say anything, and he was forced to eat a mouthful of dog hair.

"I, I remembered." The woman looked dazed, with a trace of memory flashing across her face: "I was actually drunk that day. Afterwards, you took the initiative to say that you had used it, so I didn't check it at all."

"How can you do this?"

Knowing how the child came about, the woman no longer cared about her stomach, stepped forward, grabbed the man's arm and shook it violently.

The dish dog walked away at the right time.

He is a strong-willed dog who does not compete with pregnant women for opportunities to beat people.

"Who told you that the bride price for marrying you would be so expensive?"

"A total of 1 yuan, you are going to empty out our old Wang family's wealth." The man complained: "If I don't let you get pregnant, how can your mother marry you to me cheaply."

"Then do you know that I got pregnant out of wedlock, and those neighbors and relatives looked at me as if they were looking at something dirty, and angrily accused me of being immoral."

"Even my parents can't hold their heads up outside because of this." The woman cried as she spoke. Thinking of the rumors that had recently fallen on her, something suddenly occurred to her and she asked in disbelief: "If you want a gift of [-] yuan, how can you still do it?" Marry me?"

The man stopped pretending at this moment. He stood up from the ground, patted the dirt on his body, and said proudly: "Marry whatever you want. Anyway, you have children and you still want money."

"I'm telling you, if you don't want your child to have a biological father, marry me quickly."

The woman looked extremely sad. For a moment, her face became a little confused and helpless. She couldn't help but murmured: "How could this happen? I thought we were in love, so I don't mind that you are more than ten years older than me."

"Even though everyone is against it, I'm still with you."

She couldn't figure out why the love she thought she had ended up looking so ugly.

In an extremely helpless situation, she couldn't help but cast her eyes on the third human being present, seeking advice:

"You think, should I still marry him?"

???

Xu Ye never expected that in the end, the decision-making power would be transferred to himself, so he had no choice but to tell the truth:

"Do you like to be treated like this? If you have masochistic tendencies, you can choose to marry him and live like this for the rest of your life."

"For the rest of my life..." These three words reminded the girl that she might have to be bullied by men for the rest of her life, and her face turned pale: "No, I don't want such a life..."

Xu Ye quickly took down the most expensive steel knife from the shelf: "Then, you may need this..."

The woman stretched out her hand to take it.

Xu Ye: "180 eight."

Without thinking, the woman took out 200 yuan from her pocket and threw it to Xu Ye, and then rushed towards the man with a steel knife.

"What are you going to do?"

Following a scream, the man's voice was heartbreaking:

"Ah, you're crazy!"

"Smelly bitch, stop it."

Facts have proven that women are much more ruthless than men when they go crazy.

Xu Ye watched with his own eyes as the woman wielded the knife, cutting the man into uniform pieces thirty centimeters in diameter as if she was dealing with ribs.

Xu Ye took out a suitcase from the shelf: "1000 yuan."

The woman wanted to speak but stopped,

Xu Ye quickly sold the product: "This one is waterproof, doesn't leak from the side, and is perfect for holding body parts."

Watching Xu Ye complete another performance of 1000 yuan, far exceeding the amount stipulated in the rules.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but laugh and cry. Even the discomfort caused by the dismemberment scene had subsided a lot:

"Boss Xu Ye, I didn't expect you to be a sales genius."

"Our Xu Ye is good at talking. If you have masochistic tendencies, marry him."

"Hmph, Xu Ye, I misjudged you. You actually spoke for a woman. A gift of 1 yuan is like selling your daughter..."

……

The woman walked out of the store with her suitcase, and Xu Ye changed the channel:

On August 16th, another murder occurred at the well-known love hotel "Peach Love" in our city. A pregnant woman disassembled her boyfriend's body and packed it into a suitcase, and then committed suicide by caesarean section.

According to the investigation, this tragedy was caused by the issue of bride price.

These are the seven criminal cases that occurred in "Peach Love" this month. We hope that the general public will be informed and reduce the number of trips to love hotels.

Don't ruin your wealth and life just because of a quick moment.