Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

[Rule [-]: There is only one adult in this family who loves you. Having a good relationship with him/her can save your life when necessary. 】

Telling dad the location of the wine bottle seems like a good opportunity to build a good relationship with adults.

Pierre's lips moved,

Just when he was about to blurt out the words "in the flowerpot", he caught a glimpse of his mother's expression out of the corner of his eye.

The whole family, except his father, all stared at him with a hint of nervousness on their expressions.

He changed his words temporarily, with a confused smile on his face:

"No, Dad, did you bring back the wine bottle? Why didn't I see it? Why don't I help you look for it?"

After saying this, Pierre noticed that his mother and brother were obviously relieved at the same time.

Dad: "No, maybe I remembered it wrong."

Bald eagle, William is not as careful in observing people's expressions as Pierre is, so when his father asked where the wine bottle was, he answered without hesitation: "It's in the back cover of the toilet."

Dad: "Oh, I'm such a great boy."

Dad got up and went to the bathroom, successfully found the sealed bottle of transparent "Cat Tai", and went upstairs holding the bottle.

The two people and one dog who stayed on the dining table stared directly at William with strange expressions and traces of black air coming out of their chests, which became increasingly weird.

"Oh, this idiot William, how did he get the S-level talent? Putting this kind of talent on him is simply a waste."

"Can't he see that there is something wrong with the family's attitude, so they just stupidly handed over the bottle."

"Even Pierre, that A-level talent, saw something was wrong..."

"It must be a matter of skin color. Why do you choose a white person despite the weird rules?"

“The brains of white people are as blank as their skin color.”

"Down with the white race, reject color discrimination, the next president will be our black people..."

William's live broadcast room was full of all kinds of swear words. From the issue of IQ to the issue of skin color. This made the person in the Presidential Palace jump:

"shift!"

"A mere black man, just a hundred years after liberation, is spreading rumors everywhere."

"Suppress me, come here and ban their accounts!"

And all this, William, who was in the strange story about the rules, didn't know that the three opportunities given by the country to remind him had already been used up.

At this moment, he vaguely felt that his mother's expression was not right, but he ignored it.

It doesn't matter, dad will protect him!

William is full of confidence and feels that he will definitely win this round of strange rules.

Dragon Kingdom Live,

two o'clock in the afternoon,

Xu Ye got up from the bed, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and looked up at the clock on the wall.

It's already past dinner time,

Today's mother didn't specifically ask him to eat.

Stretching, he put his palms on the bed and touched a crumpled piece of paper.

Barrage: "Ah ah, Mr. Xu Ye, are you finally up?"

"In just a few hours, do you know what you missed?"

"I know, I missed the risk of being almost killed by two people and one dog."

"Hahahahahaha."

"Hahaha~"

For a moment, the barrage was noisy.

Originally, they were worried that Xu Ye missed the opportunity to please his father. They just watched William's live broadcast and took a breath.

Being sarcastic and trying to please a hammer is just digging a hole for yourself.

They were really afraid that if Xu Ye couldn't think about it while eating, he would return the wine bottle to his father.

After all, judging from Xu Ye's attitude towards his mother, the people of the Dragon Kingdom unanimously believed that this was a man who valued family affection.

After Xu Ye read the rules, he crumpled the note into a ball and threw it into the trash can.

The moment he opened the door, a large khaki-colored dog came up to him. He stuck out his tongue and licked it. Xu Ye touched the dog's head.

The big yellow dog rolled forward, showing an expression of comfort after being touched by its owner.

A bit ecstatic...

It's more like trying to kill a chicken...

There were several leftover dishes on the dining table, which were served by my mother alone.

Xu Ye sat down at the dining table. The big yellow dog next to him took out an iron basin from nowhere and vomited into Xu Ye's legs with a clang.

That means, it wants to eat too.

Xu Ye poured all the vegetables into the dog bowl and took a piece of fish for himself.

The moment it enters the mouth, the meat is tender and smooth, with a layer of fresh chili attached to the surface.

Great, I haven’t had meat in days.

Xu Ye narrowed his eyes, tasted it for a while, then picked up a piece of spicy chicken next to it and threw it into his mouth.

Served with rice in a bowl, it's perfect.

The big yellow dog next to him looked at the things in his basin and then at Xu Ye's table, drooling. It keeps biting its owner's trouser legs.

However, Xu Ye ignored him and got tired of being bitten, so he lectured him: "Children can't be picky eaters."

"What's so good about eating meat? If everyone eats meat, it doesn't look cool."

"You have to be a dishdog, different from other dogs."

The big yellow dog obviously had some intelligence in him. After hearing this, he froze on the spot in confusion and fell into deep thought.

After a while, he really stopped making trouble and went to eat the vegetables in the basin seriously.

There was another burst of laughter in the live broadcast room,

"It made me laugh so hard. It turns out that vegetable dog means this, a dog that eats vegetables..."

"It's so different. If you ask a dog not to eat meat, it's like asking a cat not to catch mice. The result is totally different."

"Xu Ye is becoming more and more proficient in CPU technology."

After Xu Ye finished eating, he planned to pack the dishes and basins on the table into the kitchen.

Right now,

"Boom, boom, boom!"

There was a knock on the living room door.