Travel through time and become a stall owner! My girlfriend is the boss! lie flat

Yun Fan gently opened the door and was about to go out. He saw a woman standing at the door and grinned, "When did you come back?"

Yue Ruge opened her snow-white arms and hugged him tightly, her starry eyes full of tenderness and love, "I came back last night and saw that you had turned off the lights and slept, so I went to Xiruo's place."

Before Yunfan could continue to speak, Yue Ruge hugged Yunfan and pushed him back into the house.

Yue Ruge slender her right leg, raised it high back, then hooked her toes back and closed the door again, leaving her and Yun Fan alone in the room.

Yun Fan was dumbfounded by Yue Ruge's sudden move. The fragrance of the woman's flesh penetrated his mouth and nose, and entered his heart and lungs.

"Do you miss me?" Yue Ruge looked at him with her beautiful eyes and said leisurely.

"I have missed you in my heart and soul for 69 years." Yun Fan met her eyes, with a smile filling his heart.

"69 years? What does this mean?" Yue Ruge looked confused.

"As the saying goes, one day without seeing you is like three autumns. You and I have been apart for exactly 23 days. It's been sixty and nine years since we last met." Yun Fan smiled slightly.

Listening to his refined words, Yue Ruge burst into laughter.

"So, I have aged 69 years and am now an old aunt." Yue Ruge's starry eyes suddenly became playful.

Damn it, what kind of brain circuit does this girl have, what kind of eyes are she looking at, this is the rhythm of something big happening! Yunfan's brain cells started to work at an extremely fast speed.

"You are indeed 69 years older." Yun Fan nodded seriously.

"I didn't hear what you said clearly, please say it again." Yue Ruge said angrily.

Yun Fan raised his hands and pinched her bulging pretty face, pretending to be serious, "I'm good at math. Multiply 23 by three, which is exactly 69 years. I calculated correctly."

"You!" Yue Ruge said angrily, stomping her foot lightly, and the floor tiles instantly shattered.

Yunfan glanced at the sound coming from the floor out of the corner of his eye, and saw that the floor tiles were chopped by her lightly and he was killed on the spot. The Moon Tyrannosaurus was still as terrifying as ever.

"I'll give you another chance to organize your words and speak properly." Yue Ruge raised her feet lightly and stepped on Yunfan's feet.

"Ru Ge, didn't you notice a strange phenomenon?" Yun Fan said softly, not worried about her threat at all.

"What's happening?" Yue Ruge rubbed her jade feet back and forth on his feet.

"You are obviously 69 years old, but why are you still as beautiful as ever? Could it be that my family is forever young and you are a fairy." Yun Fan touched his chin with his palm, pretending to be surprised.

Hearing this, Yue Ruge burst into laughter and was amused by him again.

"The answer is accurate, I am very satisfied." Yue Ruge released her arms holding him.

"As long as Moon Fairy is satisfied, my feet will finally no longer have to follow the footsteps of those floor tiles." Yun Fan said with a sneer.

"Fan'er, take off your clothes first." Yue Ruge suddenly said.

Hearing this, Yun Fan's face turned slightly red, a little unnatural. After all, it was broad daylight now.

During his stay in Wuyou Valley, Song Xiruo had healed his hidden injuries, and he could have sex with Yue Ruge at any time in the future.

"Ru Ge! Although my body has recovered, it seems too early for you and I to go to Wushan together in broad daylight. Otherwise, we can go tonight." Yun Fan held her hand and looked a little bit sad. eccentric.

Hearing this, Yue Ruge was so angry that she stamped her feet.

With a sound of "Bang!", several floor tiles in Yunfan's room were killed again.

Yue Ruge raised her pink fist, lightly knocked on Yun Fan's forehead, and said coquettishly: "What are you talking about? Am I that hungry?"

Hearing this, Yun Fan's face was full of questions, "Why did you ask me to take off my clothes so early in the morning?"

Yue Ruge then took out a piece of soft armor from her waist and said, "I want you to try on this soft armor."

"Soft armor?" Yun Fan wondered.

"This piece of soft armor was specially made for you. It is invulnerable to water, fire and water, and cannot even be penetrated by bullets."

Hearing this, Yun Fan felt warm in his heart.

"Ruge, keep it for yourself! You need it more than me. What danger could I be in?"

"I'm not as weak as you think. This soft armor has little effect on me, but it is different for you. It can protect you at critical moments."

"If you dare to refuse, I will beat you." Yue Ruge gestured with a big fist in front of him.

Yun Fan was extremely moved and nodded, "Everything is up to you."

Before Yun Fan could take action, Yue Ruge acted like a good wife and helped him undress and take off his belt.

Yunfan felt particularly comfortable after putting on the soft armor.

"This soft armor is warm in winter and cool in summer. It can be worn all year round. If there is no need to take it off, you must wear it at all times." Yue Ruge specifically warned.

"Okay!" Yun Fan took her hand, his eyes full of love.

Yue Ruge suddenly changed her attitude, "Last night, I learned how to play chess from Xiruo, let's play a few games."

"Ru Ge, are you sure you don't want Xiruo to accompany you? You want me. My level is at the ceiling level and I can make you cry." Yun Fan had a strange expression.

"Hmph!" Yue Ruge snorted coldly: "Although you created chess, there are many examples in all walks of life where the master is better than the master."

Ru Ge, you asked for this. If I want to defeat you by force, I will never hope in this life. I will use chess later to avenge your defeat and defeat you.

"Since you are so confident, let me prove your level to your husband."

Then, red and black chess pieces were placed on the chessboard.

After thirty steps, Yun Fan fully took control of the situation.

"General, dead chess." Yun Fan pressed the little soldier against her chess head.

He originally thought that like Shaucai, he could easily kill Yue Ruge instantly, but he didn't expect that Yue Ruge's level was quite good, and it took him a lot of brain cells to defeat her.

"Continue to the next game." Yue Ruge placed the chess pieces again.

In this round, she made some progress and persisted until move 39 before Yun Fan's black shogi was targeted by Yun Fan's double-shot red cannon, leaving her with no way to escape.

"Let's continue to the next game." Yue Ruge refused to admit defeat and placed the chess pieces again angrily.

Although Yue Ruge made some progress in the next few games, she was no match for Yun Fan, an old bird, and lost every game.

"How are you doing? Do you want to go down? Madam." Yun Fan looked at her with a smile.

Yue Ruge had already determined in her heart that there would be no chance of winning if she moved normally, so she had to use the edict outside the game.

"Go, I have to continue. I have found a new method, and I will definitely kill you to the last bit." Yue Ruge smiled slyly.

"Really? I'll wait and see what new tricks you have, husband." Yun Fan smiled confidently.

Suddenly, Yue Ruge stretched out her slender jade legs and stepped on Yun Fan's feet.

Yun Fan tried his best to pull his foot away, but it didn't move at all, as if he was being pressed by a huge boulder.

Yue Ruge laid out all the chess pieces leisurely.

"Go on! My husband, let's see how you beat me in this game." Yue Ruge raised the corners of her mouth, revealing a seductive and strange arc.

What the hell!

This move was even more incomprehensible to him than Song Xiruo's Flying Elephant Crossing the River, special forces, mortars, and spies.