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Feng Qingqing suddenly placed ten sharp claws on Yun Fan's head and scratched him gently.

"Xiao Fan, I want to use this jade armor to open your little head and see what's going on inside."

Seeing this, Yun Fan turned to look at Yue Ruge and smiled helplessly.

"Ruge, look at Qingqing's sharp claws. I feel like I'm not in the daughter's country, but falling into the Pansi Cave."

Hearing this, the three girls Hua Xueyue giggled at the same time.

Just now, when Yue Ruge was telling the general plot of Journey to the West, there happened to be seven spider-spirit holes.

Feng Qingqing pretended to be angry, with her claws on top of his head, digging gently.

"Xiao Fan, how dare you say that I am a spider spirit? I'll see if I don't dig a few big holes in your little head."

Yun Fan turned to look at Feng Wuqing with a sneer on his face.

"Qingwu, those spider spirits are all fairies from the sky who came down to earth."

"I am obviously complimenting you, but you are so cruel to dig my head out. You are indeed a ruthless queen."

Hearing this, Feng Qingqing laughed so hard that the branches trembled.

"Xiaofan, come on, come on, keep going, don't stop."

"I like it when you praise me. If you make me feel comfortable, I won't dig your head out."

Afterwards, Yun Fan quoted from scriptures and put all the good words that could praise her on her forehead, making Feng Qingqing extremely happy.

When Hua Xueyue saw him praising Feng Ruwu so fiercely, they all refused to lag behind and wanted to go to Yunfan to praise them too.

Yunfan could only keep transporting the earth's cultural treasures, and used them all on these girls, coaxing the four of them so happily that they almost didn't make it to the north.

Seeing the four of them smiling so happily, Yun Fan also beamed with joy.

It's not a problem to be occupied by these four girls all the time, unable to move my hands and feet. I can only find excuses at random.

"People have three urgent needs. Should you four let me go first?"

Hearing this, the four girls simultaneously directed their gazes at Yun Fan's heirloom, letting out strange and charming laughter.

Yue Ruge turned to look at Yun Fan, the corners of her mouth raised high.

"Fan'er, it's okay. That guy has never peed his pants in his whole life."

Hearing this, Yun Fan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood and was so angry that he went to heaven on the spot.

Is he an infant?

And peed his pants.

Yun Fan glared at her.

"Ru Ge, can you speak well?"

Immediately, Yue Ruge whistled on her own,

Then, the three girls, Fenghuaxue, also whistled, and the rhythm was really good.

Seeing this, Yun Fan's face was filled with black lines.

Fortunately, his innate Qi was invincible, so he just made a random excuse.

Otherwise, I will definitely be ridiculed by these four ladies for the rest of my life.

The four romantic girls were a little surprised when they saw that the heirloom on his body did not move at all, but they could bear it.

Isn't his willpower too strong? Or his family heirloom is broken!

Yue Ruge spoke first.

"Fan'er, the heirloom on you is not broken, right? Why is there no reaction?"

Yun Fan glared at Yue Ruge fiercely.

"I'm so mean to you, so mean! I just made an excuse."

Hearing this, Fenghuaxueyue and the four of them breathed a sigh of relief. This is related to the lifelong sexual happiness of their four sisters.

Suddenly, Yun Fan's cell phone placed on the countertop rang.

The ringtone was so timely that Yun Fan wanted to have a close hug with this phone and be with it.

Seeing Yunfan's cell phone ringing, the four of them, Fenghuaxueyue, let go of his hands and feet and stopped teasing him.

After all, they still know how to measure some things.

Yun Fan picked up the phone and saw that it was an unfamiliar number. He narrowed his eyes and answered the call immediately.

"The one?"

"Hello! Because your credit record is good, our Niu Qiang Can Company has reserved a loan limit of 16 for you. You can log in to the APP to take a look..."

What the hell!

It turned out to be a loan promotion call made using artificial intelligence.

Bro, when I came to you for a loan before, you got nothing. Now, as I embark on the path of becoming the invincible food king, do I still need your loan limit?

However, because you called me in a timely manner, I won’t hang up on you first and wait for you to finish talking nonsense.

The four romantic girls looked at Yun Fan's serious answer and were curious about who was looking for him.

After a while, the advertising call automatically ended and hung up.

When the four girls saw that he answered the call seriously and ended the call without saying a word, their curiosity aroused.

Xue Qianxun asked curiously:

"Xiaofan, who is looking for you?"

Yunfan pretended to be serious and responded:

"Oh, it's a loan company platform. They said they gave me a loan limit of 16 yuan. They just asked me to listen carefully."

Hearing this, the four girls burst into laughter and started giggling.

Is this guy so funny and cute?

"Fan'er, these are junk advertisements sent by artificial intelligence. You can wait for them to finish speaking. Are you going to laugh me to death?"

"Ru Ge, look, I just accepted the junk loan advertisement and made the four of you laugh. What a bargain!"

Hearing this, the four girls kept laughing. Sometimes, this guy really left them speechless.

In the next few days, the wind, flowers, snow, moon, and clouds will be spent on this vast ocean, and we will spend a period of wind, flowers, snow, moon, and clouds.

Fortunately, Yun Fan has innate energy that defies heaven, otherwise, facing these four tiger and wolf girls, he would definitely be drained dry.

Beside the swimming pool, Xue Qianxun was nestled in Yun Fan's arms, looking up at him, her starry eyes blinking, with a look of helplessness on her face.

"Xiaofan, it's been a few days! Why can't you still learn to swim?"

"Hey!" Yun Fan sighed softly.

"Swimming feels like learning a foreign language when I was studying and going to school. It doesn't match my horoscope and I can't learn it!"

In the past few days, the four women of Fenghuaxueyue took turns taking turns and tried all kinds of teaching tricks, but they couldn't teach Yunfan, a landlubber, to swim.

During the teaching process, the four girls were so desperate! It's simply hard to describe in ordinary words.

Let’s put it this way! This is like teaching someone how much one plus one equals, but they still can’t learn it after ten or eight years of practice. You say how desperate you are and how much you want to strangle them to death.

During this period, in order to let Yunfan survive, he was allowed to roll around in the swimming pool independently.

As a result, to be exaggerated, this guy almost drank all the water in the swimming pool and made the four girls feel very distressed.

In the end, the four girls had no choice but to accept their fate and give up teaching him how to swim.

Otherwise, I don’t know how much water in the swimming pool this guy can drink.

Hua Yingwu swam from the swimming pool to the shore and lay down on her stomach. She looked at Yun Fan with her beautiful eyes, raised the corners of her mouth slightly, and said deliberately:

"Xiao Fan, come down and compete to see who can swim to the other side first."

Hearing this, Yun Fan's face was full of black lines, and he almost pulled the girl up, slapped her butt, and taught her a lesson.

These days, because he is learning to swim, he stretches his hips too much. Well, we can't use the word "crotch stretching". I'm so sorry for these two words.

He was often provoked by these four girls, who used various provoking methods.

such a pity! It turned out to be of no use at all.

He really has to try his best!

He drank enough water from the swimming pool several times.