Travel through time and become a stall owner! My girlfriend is the boss! lie flat

Yun Fan saw the owner of the antique shop suddenly collapsed to the ground and knew why he was like this, so he stretched out his hand to pull him up and laughed sarcastically.

"Boss, I'm willing to admit defeat. I just won two antiques from you. You shouldn't be like this!"

Hearing this, the owner of the antique shop suddenly became very excited and stuttered when he spoke.

"What did you just say?"

Yun Fan smiled slightly and stretched out two fingers, "I will only choose two antiques from your store to take away."

"Really?" The antique shop owner raised his hand and pointed at all the antiques in his shop, "You won't move them all away."

Yun Fan shook his head, "I only picked two antiques from your store, and I won't ask for more."

"Thank you!"

The owner of an antique shop is a man of the highest level of commitment, and he sticks to his word. If Yun Fan really wants to vacate his antique shop, he has nothing to say.

Immediately, Yun Fan took Yue Ruge's jade hand and began to select antiques.

In the end, Yue Ruge chose a jade pendant, and Yun Fan chose a set of ancient gold needles, suitable for acupuncture.

The owner of the antique shop was quite puzzled when he saw this.

These two items were not the most valuable in his store, but when he thought that the other party had given up his entire antique store, he felt relieved!

If the other party really wanted something of high value, he would have asked for his entire antique shop.

After Yun Fan and Yue Ruge selected the antiques, they were about to leave.

Yun Fan was wearing a mask on his face, but was accidentally touched by Yue Ruge's raised hand and fell to the ground, revealing his entire face.

People at the scene became excited when they saw Yun Fan showing his whole face.

Mr. Yun! It's you? Can you take a photo with me?

Master Yun, will you go to the Xijiang Riverside Night Market to set up a stall tonight?

……

In an instant, a group of people gathered around Yun Fan.

Seeing this, Yue Ruge protected Yun Fan by her side and glanced at everyone with cold eyes, her aura like an empress was fully activated.

Everyone was glanced at by her captivating starry eyes and took a few steps back.

The owner of the antique shop knew that he had lost to Yun Fan, a man of great talent, and his somewhat lonely look disappeared immediately.

Being able to compete with the legendary Mr. Yun in literary couplets, even if he is zero-blocked and loses miserably, it will definitely be a good thing if word spreads in the future.

He is the only person so far who can discuss literature with Yun Fan, and he is excited just thinking about it.

The owner of the antique shop suddenly asked:

"Mr. Yun, the three pairs you just played are the first couplets that will last forever. Can you match the second couplets yourself?"

Hearing this, everyone at the scene became interested.

Yue Ruge is also curious as to whether Yunfan can answer the second line.

Yun Fan shook his head and then nodded.

Seeing this, everyone was stunned.

This affectionate little stall owner shook his head for a while and nodded for a while. What did he mean?

"I can produce some second couplets, but the artistic conception is relatively average, and I'm not very satisfied with it myself." Yun Fan said slowly.

Hearing this, everyone's jaws almost dropped in shock!

Come up with some! That doesn't mean that three lines are eternal and absolute, but he can produce several second lines.

Is Master Yun still a human?

Is it too shocking?

The owner of the antique shop slowly came to Yun Fan and cupped his hands, "Mr. Yun, please enlighten me."

Yun Fan joked: "The second couplet of the smoke locking the willows in the pond can be compared to the Teppanyaki in the port city."

Hearing this, everyone at the scene laughed.

Mr. Yun, in your second couplet, the radicals of each word do contain metal, wood, water, fire, and earth, but is this artistic conception acceptable?

Master Yun, are you trying to laugh someone to death?

"Emotional stall owner, you did it on purpose, you are good, bad, and humorous. I guess the real second line is not this."

……

Then, Yunfan said a few second lines at once.

"The second couplet of 'Smoke locks willows on the pond' also includes the mirror culvert and the fire tree embankment, the peach burning brocade river embankment, the lantern pinned to the river dam bridge..."

"However, these second lines are somewhat unsatisfactory. I hope someone can come up with better second lines in the future."

When everyone heard Yun Fan, they were extremely surprised to see so many second lines in an instant.

Although these second couplets cannot be compared with Yansuo Pondliu in terms of artistic conception, it is really terrifying to have such quick thinking!

The owner of the antique shop continued to ask for advice humbly, "Mr. Yun, what is the second line of 'Lonely, cold, windowless, and widowed'?"

Yun Fan said softly: "Melancholy, worry, and fear of recalling love."

"Clap! Clap! Clap!"

Hearing this, the antique shop owner raised his hands and clapped continuously.

"It's so wonderful! Mr. Yun, you make me admire you so much."

Master Yun is worthy of Wenquxing's existence. Such eternal absolutes can be matched so neatly and the artistic conception is also excellent.

The owner of the antique shop humbly asked for advice again, "Mr. Yun, what is the second couplet of 'Painting with Lotus and Monk'?"

Yun Fan smiled calmly and said: "I can only reluctantly say 'Shu Lin Han Tie Hanlin'."

Hearing this, the owner of the antique shop was almost shocked by his words, and he burst into a few quintessences of Chinese culture.

Everyone at the scene gave Yun Fan a roll of their eyes.

Is there anyone who can hit people like this?

He still reluctantly said it. If he didn't force it, he wouldn't be able to go to heaven.

Master Yun, I advise you to be kind and not to attack us again.

……

Afterwards, Yun Fan and Yue Ruge put on their masks again and left the antique store, leaving two silhouettes of their backs to everyone.

Yue Ruge held Yun Fan's arm and looked sideways at him, unable to hide the love in her eyes.

"Xiaofan, where should we go next?"

"Didn't you say you wanted to go shopping and watch a movie today? Let's go see a movie now."

Immediately, Yue Ruge bought two movie tickets, and the two walked into the cinema hand in hand.

Yue Ruge specially selected a horror thriller.

The two of them were sitting next to each other. The movie had a scary and gloomy scene. Yue Ruge pretended to be scared and got into Yun Fan's arms from time to time.

"Xiaofan, it's so scary! I'm so scared!"

Seeing this, Yun Fan was speechless for a while and complained in his heart.

I said Ruge!

Your acting skills are too bad.

You, a female tyrannosaurus, are afraid of these scary scenes, but those people inside are not much afraid of you.

Since this girl likes to act like a little girl, Yun Fan has to protect her.

"Ru Ge! Don't be afraid, I'm here." Yun Fan gently patted her back with his hand and kept comforting her.

Hearing this, Yue Ruge felt happy.

She is powerful, but there is that woman who doesn't want to be cared for and pampered by the man she likes.

In Yue Ruge's mind, she suddenly remembered the scene of Yun Fan angrily attacking Xuanyuan Feng and standing up for her at Qingyuan Yashe in Kyoto.

Two hours later, the movie ended and the two left the cinema.

Today, Yue Ruge is very happy and relaxed. She is like a little girl, being cared for by Yun Fan.

After spending this day together, Yun Fan almost mistakenly thought that Yue Ruge was just a weak female.

It's a pity that this illusion will disappear after a while.

After all, she, Yue Ruge, was a valiant and heroic woman, and her little-woman status only occasionally appeared in front of Yun Fan.