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In the magic city, Yue Yunya lives inside.

Yue Ruge's star eyes kept staring at Yun Fan without blinking, as if she wanted to see through him completely.

Yun Fan raised his hand and waved it in front of her, jokingly saying:

"Ruge, have you seen enough? Just tell me whether you want arms or legs, and I'll give it to you right away."

Hearing this, Yue Ruge pursed her lips with her jade fingers, and smiled, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised, and her eyes shining with brilliance.

"Fan'er, you said this yourself, then take off one arm first."

Yunfan pretended to look around, then sighed softly.

"Hey! There's no knife here, so I can't remove it yet. Otherwise, keep the arm first."

"Fan'er." Yue Ruge raised her hand, pointed at herself, and continued with a smile:

"Aren't we still here? What kind of knife do you need? Come on! Let me personally help you remove your arm."

"That's right! My Ruge's martial arts are off the charts. A simple matter like removing an arm with bare hands can be done by raising your hand. It only takes a few tenths of a second."

"Come on! Take it off! Hurry! Don't blame me for looking down on you if you wait a second."

Yun Fan stretched out his arm directly in front of her, his expression and words full of provocation.

Seeing this, Yue Ruge was so angry that she stamped her feet.

"Bang!" There was a sound.

She used the floor tiles as a punching bag, and several pieces broke into pieces in an instant.

Hearing the sound, Yun Fan looked at the floor and said deliberately:

"Ruge! Why are you always looking for trouble with the floor tiles when you have nothing to do? The few floor tiles at Yueyun Village in Kyoto have not been repaired yet."

"Humph!" Yue Ruge snorted coldly and stared at Yun Fan fiercely.

"You know what I'm asking because I'm angry with you. If I don't take it out on the floor tiles, I'm going to take it out on your little body."

Small body?

After hearing these three words, Yun Fan will stop doing it!

"Ruge, can you speak well? I'm so small."

Yun Fan raised his arm and gestured, "Open your eyes and take a good look at my biceps."

Then he touched his own belly and said, "And my eight, um! A few abdominal muscles."

"My body is too small! I am a strong man, and you are a weak woman, so I will let you."

Seeing Yun Fan's movements, Yue Ruge laughed so hard that her branches trembled.

"Ruge, you!" Yun Fan directly put his finger on her forehead, "That's too much!"

"What? Am I smiling wrongly? Yun Mengnan, how about we have a showdown?"

"You are a retarded girl. I'm afraid of hurting you. I don't have money to compensate you, so I won't compete." After saying this, Yun Fan kept snickering.

It's okay to quarrel with Yue Ruge and hurt her secretly, but to show off your skills with this female tyrannosaurus, isn't it because you have a long life and you feel uncomfortable?

Seeing Yun Fan smiling so proudly, Yue Ruge felt that something must be wrong.

She had suffered a lot from Yun Fan's words.

Yue Ruge's IQ is incredible, and she quickly figured out the problem: a weak girl, a mentally retarded girl.

"Fan'er, do you think I can't hear the unintended meaning of your words?" Yue Ruge's eyes were playful, and the corners of her mouth were raised high.

"Ruge, what's the implication? What are you talking about? Why can't I understand?"

"If you confess, you will be lenient, but if you resist, you will be lenient. Fan'er, are you sure you want to be tough to the end?" Yue Ruge's eyes became more and more playful.

"Ruge, the more you say, the more outrageous you are, and I'm confused."

"Okay, okay! This lady has given you a chance, but you don't cherish it."

"Ruge, what do you mean? Please speak clearly first, don't accuse a good person unjustly!"

"Fan'er, the word "zhi" in the weak 'intelligent' women you just mentioned is not the quality of quality, but the wisdom of wisdom!"

I rely on!

What the hell!

Oops!

This was all noticed by her. Why did this girl's IQ rise instead of falling after she fell in love?

Seeing the shocked expression on Yun Fan's face, Yue Ruge's eyes became more cunning.

"Fan'er, how dare you say that I'm mentally retarded? Tell me! How do you want to die?"

"Ruge, this is all your own imagination. What does it have to do with me? Don't impose the accusation on me. You have to be reasonable."

Yun Fan felt that he could still save her, but he could not admit that he had harmed her at this moment.

"Are you being reasonable?" Yue Ruge stared at him with a smile, "What I, Yue Ruge, am sure of is that it is reasonable."

"Ru Ge! Weren't we just talking about taking off our arms? That's a far-fetched topic!" Yun Fan was about to change the subject.

"Why, do you expect me to take off your arm with my bare hands?" Yue Ruge's smile became more and more cunning, "Okay! That's as you wish."

Immediately, Yue Ruge clamped his entire arm with both hands, her eyes filled with amusement.

"Fan'er, if you beg for mercy now, it's still too late. Are you willing to surrender and admit your mistake?"

"Hmph!" Yun Fan snorted softly and spoke out forcefully.

"I, Yun Fan, am a good man from the Dragon Kingdom. I stand upright with the sky and the earth. I can break my head and bleed, not to mention a mere arm."

"If you want me to beg for mercy or admit my mistake, there is no way. Ru Ge, please take off your arm! Maybe I can become the one-armed Xi Kuang Condor Hero."

Hearing this, Yue Ruge giggled and then let go of his arm.

Seeing her letting go of him, Yunfan continued to joke:

"Ruge! Why did you stop me from becoming the Western Mad Condor Hero?"

"Fan'er, you're so skinny!" Yue Ruge glared at her and continued:

"If you were some kind of Western Mad Condor Hero, you would lose one of your arms."

"Ru Ge, you don't know something. The Xikuang Condor Hero I will write in the future will be one-armed."

Shooting Condor, Divine Condor, Yue Ruge understood instantly.

"Fan'er, could there be a follow-up story after Legend of the Condor Heroes?"

Yun Fan raised his palm, pinched her pretty face, and chuckled:

"Ruge, why are you so smart? You can relate to all these."

"By the way, your wife, I, am extremely smart. If you dare to use words to hurt me secretly in the future, I will..."

Yue Ruge suddenly raised her palms and held Yun Fan's arms, "I will crush your arms into pieces."

"Madam, you just said you were extremely smart? That's not a good word." Yun Fan looked at the top of her head with a smile.

"What do you mean?" Yue Ruge asked, puzzled.

Yun Fan laughed happily and said leisurely, "The top ones are naked. The male is a monk and the female is a nun."

Hearing this, Yue Ruge became furious instantly, and smoke almost came out of her nostrils.

"Fan'er, you dare to accuse me of being a bald nun in front of me. I'm going to crush your arm to pieces in revenge."

Yue Ruge was full of energy and pouted her lips, like a cute kitten with fried fur.

"Madam, you are wrong. You are extremely smart, but you call it your own. My husband's kindness reminds you. Not only are you not grateful to my husband, but you also want me to crush my husband's arms. You are really cruel. Be reasonable."

"Fan'er, I'm just cruel and unreasonable. What can you do to me?"

Hearing this, Yun Fan laughed happily, "Come on! You cruel woman, do it!"

"Hmph!" Yue Ruge snorted proudly, "You know I can't do it, but you still provoke me on purpose!"

After saying that, Yue Ruge immediately let go of his arm.