After my loli mother became sickly, Qingmei became anxious
Chapter 269 Tips for coma
These guys must have been greedy after seeing a few bad things just now.
The owner of the convenience store seemed to be frightened by the behavior of these guys like vicious dogs pouncing on their food.
So urgent? ! !
Are you here to buy things, or are you here to rob?
"Tsk, don't today's young people know how to write the word demeanor?"
Lu Bei's mouth twitched when he saw a few figures who almost ran and fell.
As for that?
Slow down and nothing will happen.
It’s better to be as slow and elegant as yourself.
"Senior is still being hypocritical. It's too much."
Xiao Wanting had also moved next to Lu Bei at this time.
She looked at her lover with a rather helpless look.
"No way, I didn't mean to bully you, Xiaoxiao-san, not even in my heart."
"Have you ever heard of the principle of looking at plum blossoms to quench thirst? I just want to use this method... to make Xiaoxiao feel thirsty and to resist the cruelty of military training."
Lu Bei raised his hand. He seemed to be particularly honest at this time.
And with his other hand, he handed over a bottle of iced Coke that he had never drank.
"You ate all the ice cream."
Xiao Wanting obviously didn't buy it very much.
She hugged the ice drink that Lu Bei handed over, which she had not yet drunk... At this time, her eyes were looking directly at the other glass in Lu Bei's hand that he had already drank.
"I can't help it. Your instructor just refused to let you go. If I don't eat it, it will melt. How about I buy you another one now?"
Lu Bei looked at classmate Xiaoxiao's performance.
He was also quite helpless.
"No, I want this, bring it, you."
At this moment, Xiao Wanting was like looking at a man who couldn't satisfy a cat.
She looked left and right.
Finally, under Lu Bei's puzzled eyes.
She was so bold that she reached out her hand and snatched the ice Coke from Lu Bei's hand.
"I've already drank this."
Lu Bei looked at the ice coke that was taken away from him.
He poked his mouth to indicate that the drink had been used.
At this time, classmate Xiaoxiao completely ignored Lu Bei's behavior.
Directly facing the place where Lu Bei had just drank the iced Coke, he drank the remaining bit in one gulp.
In response, Lu Bei could only smile with a helpless expression.
He was also a little troubled by the off-line behavior of the loli mother in front of him.
"Hmm~, I don't mind."
Xiao Wanting snorted softly.
She was a bit "overbearing" at this time.
And at this time... those smart boys have returned.
Many of them gave their moisture to some good-looking girls in the class.
This look is actually...positive.
But after seeing the interaction between Xiao Wanting and Lu Bei, some of them suddenly paused.
The smart guys who buy water may have strange thoughts.
But after seeing the scene of Xiao Wanting drinking Lu Bei's water, they all stopped.
"Go on, senior, let's share the drink."
Xiao Wanting looked at the other ice coke in Lu Bei's hand.
She stared at Lu Bei with expectant eyes.
"It's true... little classmate, you have a lot of fun."
Seeing this, Lu Bei had no choice but to open the bottle cap, and after taking a sip, he handed it to Xiao Wanting.
"How do you feel about military training?"
"I'm so tired...I regret it. I should ask someone to help me issue a fake certificate."
After Xiao Wanting took a few sips of the drink, she suddenly became decadent.
I saw that she was lying on Lu Bei's back without caring about her image.
Tiredness was written all over his little face.
"Are there any other female students in your class asking for leave now?" Lu Bei asked silently.
"Not yet, but...I feel like I should find a reason to take a few days off to take the lead among my classmates."
Xiao Wanting made a gesture to Lu Bei.
She pinched Lu Bei's clothes with a lazy look on her face.
"Classmate Xiaoxiao is already lucky. You don't know how miserable the accommodation is during military training."
Lu Bei said with relief.
"Is it bad?" Xiao Wanting blinked.
She tilted her head and began to think.
The senior said the military training accommodation was terrible...is there anything bad about it?
"Well, that's it."
"You don't know the bathing situation in our school. There are many old dormitories without showers."
Lu Bei slowly explained to Xiao Wanting.
In the absence of a shower, most students took a bath in a self-built bathhouse in the school.
Let’s not talk about trouble or cleanliness.
I had known that during the military training, the whole freshman year was together.
This means that you have to queue up with at least hundreds of people at night, waiting for the shower to wash off the sweat on your body.
Just thinking about it... is scary! ! !
"There is still such a thing."
When Xiao Wanting heard Lu Bei's words, she patted her small chest in fear.
She, who always loves to be clean, can't imagine such a harsh environment.
"To put it bluntly, our school's hardware is quite poor."
"In a few years, it should be better if the new dormitory is renovated, but it's a pity that we won't be able to enjoy it."
Lu Bei nodded.
The reason why he doesn't live in the dormitory is not only because of habit, but also because of this.
"Hey, senior, if I use one sentence to attack you, how would you respond?"
Xiao Wanting looked at Lu Bei's appearance and suddenly asked with curiosity, "That is, everyone can tolerate it, why can't you? Do you want to be special?"
As Xiao Wanting spoke, she opened her teeth and claws and imitated some parents and teachers at Lu Bei.
"It's all relative. It costs more to rent a house, but it costs less to live here. There's no way it's special. Isn't this essentially the principle that you get what you pay for?"
"Besides, I didn't spend their money when I went out to live."
Lu Bei's answer was impeccable.
"meet."
Xiao Wanting listened to Lu Bei's answer and thought about it for a while, but found no problem.
As Lu Bei said, he spent his own money to rent a house outside, and there was nothing worthy of criticism.
Hey...why can't all the seniors just eat soft rice?
In other aspects as well, even if he needs to rely on himself in some areas, he will not just lie still, but try to make an effort.
Damn...it makes me feel very unfulfilled by eating hard food like this.
Whoa whoa whoa!
While Xiao Wanting was thinking.
The students in the middle of the playground started boxing again at this time.
Suddenly, the loud sound attracted the attention of many people.
"Senior, does he know military body boxing?"
Xiao Wanting asked, pointing to the playground.
"I learned it, but I didn't have a chance to use it, so I forgot about it."
Lu Bei gave a concise answer.
"It feels like it will be easier there."
Xiao Wanting glanced at her classmates on the side of the playground, and then at the students in other classes beside her who were still standing at attention.
Suddenly... he lowered his little head.
"It's just a question of whether it's boring or not. It's really boring to stand all the time."
Lu Bei patted Xiao Wanting's head and said.
"Senior, do you have any ideas for me to be more motivated? Well...except for asking for leave, I was very motivated to participate today, but it feels so weird that I won't be able to attend anything tomorrow."
Xiao Wanting lay on Lu Bei's body.
"Yes, and it's quite reliable, with a [-]% success rate." Lu Bei answered slowly.
"What is the solution...?"
Xiao Wanting's eyes lit up.
She knew the senior had a solution.
"That is to stay up late, make yourself drowsy the night before military training, and then fall asleep directly while standing during military training, pretending to have heat stroke."
"And if you do this, it will be much more convenient if you want to take a break and take leave later."
Lu Bei held his chin and said what only bad students in the teacher's eyes would do.
This move was something he had used before.
The effect is quite good.
At least, the classmates and instructors at the time didn't notice it.
Of course, this good approach is not without its disadvantages.
In any case, being comatose is not a good thing... After doing this, other students in the class will probably regard him as a weak dog.
However, such disadvantages are only for normal boys and girls.
If Xiaoxiao-san uses this method, there will be no problem at all.
After all... Isn't it natural that little lolita's physiques are slightly inferior to those of big men? (tremor)
"It's really...a good idea."
"Why is the senior so smart?"
Xiao Wanting's eyes lit up.
Obviously... She has completely believed what Lu Bei said.
The owner of the convenience store seemed to be frightened by the behavior of these guys like vicious dogs pouncing on their food.
So urgent? ! !
Are you here to buy things, or are you here to rob?
"Tsk, don't today's young people know how to write the word demeanor?"
Lu Bei's mouth twitched when he saw a few figures who almost ran and fell.
As for that?
Slow down and nothing will happen.
It’s better to be as slow and elegant as yourself.
"Senior is still being hypocritical. It's too much."
Xiao Wanting had also moved next to Lu Bei at this time.
She looked at her lover with a rather helpless look.
"No way, I didn't mean to bully you, Xiaoxiao-san, not even in my heart."
"Have you ever heard of the principle of looking at plum blossoms to quench thirst? I just want to use this method... to make Xiaoxiao feel thirsty and to resist the cruelty of military training."
Lu Bei raised his hand. He seemed to be particularly honest at this time.
And with his other hand, he handed over a bottle of iced Coke that he had never drank.
"You ate all the ice cream."
Xiao Wanting obviously didn't buy it very much.
She hugged the ice drink that Lu Bei handed over, which she had not yet drunk... At this time, her eyes were looking directly at the other glass in Lu Bei's hand that he had already drank.
"I can't help it. Your instructor just refused to let you go. If I don't eat it, it will melt. How about I buy you another one now?"
Lu Bei looked at classmate Xiaoxiao's performance.
He was also quite helpless.
"No, I want this, bring it, you."
At this moment, Xiao Wanting was like looking at a man who couldn't satisfy a cat.
She looked left and right.
Finally, under Lu Bei's puzzled eyes.
She was so bold that she reached out her hand and snatched the ice Coke from Lu Bei's hand.
"I've already drank this."
Lu Bei looked at the ice coke that was taken away from him.
He poked his mouth to indicate that the drink had been used.
At this time, classmate Xiaoxiao completely ignored Lu Bei's behavior.
Directly facing the place where Lu Bei had just drank the iced Coke, he drank the remaining bit in one gulp.
In response, Lu Bei could only smile with a helpless expression.
He was also a little troubled by the off-line behavior of the loli mother in front of him.
"Hmm~, I don't mind."
Xiao Wanting snorted softly.
She was a bit "overbearing" at this time.
And at this time... those smart boys have returned.
Many of them gave their moisture to some good-looking girls in the class.
This look is actually...positive.
But after seeing the interaction between Xiao Wanting and Lu Bei, some of them suddenly paused.
The smart guys who buy water may have strange thoughts.
But after seeing the scene of Xiao Wanting drinking Lu Bei's water, they all stopped.
"Go on, senior, let's share the drink."
Xiao Wanting looked at the other ice coke in Lu Bei's hand.
She stared at Lu Bei with expectant eyes.
"It's true... little classmate, you have a lot of fun."
Seeing this, Lu Bei had no choice but to open the bottle cap, and after taking a sip, he handed it to Xiao Wanting.
"How do you feel about military training?"
"I'm so tired...I regret it. I should ask someone to help me issue a fake certificate."
After Xiao Wanting took a few sips of the drink, she suddenly became decadent.
I saw that she was lying on Lu Bei's back without caring about her image.
Tiredness was written all over his little face.
"Are there any other female students in your class asking for leave now?" Lu Bei asked silently.
"Not yet, but...I feel like I should find a reason to take a few days off to take the lead among my classmates."
Xiao Wanting made a gesture to Lu Bei.
She pinched Lu Bei's clothes with a lazy look on her face.
"Classmate Xiaoxiao is already lucky. You don't know how miserable the accommodation is during military training."
Lu Bei said with relief.
"Is it bad?" Xiao Wanting blinked.
She tilted her head and began to think.
The senior said the military training accommodation was terrible...is there anything bad about it?
"Well, that's it."
"You don't know the bathing situation in our school. There are many old dormitories without showers."
Lu Bei slowly explained to Xiao Wanting.
In the absence of a shower, most students took a bath in a self-built bathhouse in the school.
Let’s not talk about trouble or cleanliness.
I had known that during the military training, the whole freshman year was together.
This means that you have to queue up with at least hundreds of people at night, waiting for the shower to wash off the sweat on your body.
Just thinking about it... is scary! ! !
"There is still such a thing."
When Xiao Wanting heard Lu Bei's words, she patted her small chest in fear.
She, who always loves to be clean, can't imagine such a harsh environment.
"To put it bluntly, our school's hardware is quite poor."
"In a few years, it should be better if the new dormitory is renovated, but it's a pity that we won't be able to enjoy it."
Lu Bei nodded.
The reason why he doesn't live in the dormitory is not only because of habit, but also because of this.
"Hey, senior, if I use one sentence to attack you, how would you respond?"
Xiao Wanting looked at Lu Bei's appearance and suddenly asked with curiosity, "That is, everyone can tolerate it, why can't you? Do you want to be special?"
As Xiao Wanting spoke, she opened her teeth and claws and imitated some parents and teachers at Lu Bei.
"It's all relative. It costs more to rent a house, but it costs less to live here. There's no way it's special. Isn't this essentially the principle that you get what you pay for?"
"Besides, I didn't spend their money when I went out to live."
Lu Bei's answer was impeccable.
"meet."
Xiao Wanting listened to Lu Bei's answer and thought about it for a while, but found no problem.
As Lu Bei said, he spent his own money to rent a house outside, and there was nothing worthy of criticism.
Hey...why can't all the seniors just eat soft rice?
In other aspects as well, even if he needs to rely on himself in some areas, he will not just lie still, but try to make an effort.
Damn...it makes me feel very unfulfilled by eating hard food like this.
Whoa whoa whoa!
While Xiao Wanting was thinking.
The students in the middle of the playground started boxing again at this time.
Suddenly, the loud sound attracted the attention of many people.
"Senior, does he know military body boxing?"
Xiao Wanting asked, pointing to the playground.
"I learned it, but I didn't have a chance to use it, so I forgot about it."
Lu Bei gave a concise answer.
"It feels like it will be easier there."
Xiao Wanting glanced at her classmates on the side of the playground, and then at the students in other classes beside her who were still standing at attention.
Suddenly... he lowered his little head.
"It's just a question of whether it's boring or not. It's really boring to stand all the time."
Lu Bei patted Xiao Wanting's head and said.
"Senior, do you have any ideas for me to be more motivated? Well...except for asking for leave, I was very motivated to participate today, but it feels so weird that I won't be able to attend anything tomorrow."
Xiao Wanting lay on Lu Bei's body.
"Yes, and it's quite reliable, with a [-]% success rate." Lu Bei answered slowly.
"What is the solution...?"
Xiao Wanting's eyes lit up.
She knew the senior had a solution.
"That is to stay up late, make yourself drowsy the night before military training, and then fall asleep directly while standing during military training, pretending to have heat stroke."
"And if you do this, it will be much more convenient if you want to take a break and take leave later."
Lu Bei held his chin and said what only bad students in the teacher's eyes would do.
This move was something he had used before.
The effect is quite good.
At least, the classmates and instructors at the time didn't notice it.
Of course, this good approach is not without its disadvantages.
In any case, being comatose is not a good thing... After doing this, other students in the class will probably regard him as a weak dog.
However, such disadvantages are only for normal boys and girls.
If Xiaoxiao-san uses this method, there will be no problem at all.
After all... Isn't it natural that little lolita's physiques are slightly inferior to those of big men? (tremor)
"It's really...a good idea."
"Why is the senior so smart?"
Xiao Wanting's eyes lit up.
Obviously... She has completely believed what Lu Bei said.
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