After my loli mother became sickly, Qingmei became anxious

"I choose to save my male god, ggbond!"

"Ah? Senior, what were you talking about just now?"

Seeing Lu Bei make his choice, Xiao Wanting soon showed an expression of disbelief.

She originally thought... the worst outcome would be for Lu Bei to choose herself after hesitating for a while.

But just now... the senior actually chose a dead pig without any hesitation?

why why why! ! ! In what way am I inferior to this dead pig?

Xiao Wanting's expression quickly turned gloomy.

Originally, she was still feeling sorry for asking her senior a willful question.

But now it seems that I paid by mistake! ! ! !

"Xiao Xiao-san, don't be excited?"

"I think... I can still tell the difference between a thank you and more than 100 kilograms of pork."

Lu Bei continued to tell the second half of the joke in his past life memory.

But it is a pity that Xiao Xiao cannot understand Lu Bei's humor.

The final result of his joking was that Xiaoxiao used the remote control to turn off the TV with a cold expression.

"No, my man!!!!"

Lu Bei raised his hands in an exaggerated manner, showing a painful expression.

"Don't worry, senior."

Xiao Wanting returned to her gentle tone, and after approaching, she touched Lu Bei's head.

Then a very cruel word came out of her mouth.

"I'm going to see if mom has stored pork or anything in the refrigerator later. Senior, can we eat ggbond today? Your boyfriend's meat... will definitely be very, very delicious. "

"Senior, don't you like your male idol very much? Then you must finish eating. If you don't finish, how can you be worthy of the male idol who was disemboweled in the slaughterhouse?"

"Well, wait a minute, do you want it steamed? Or braised?"

Lu Bei looked at Xiaoxiao, who said things seriously that would leave a lifelong shadow on children with a gentle expression.

An inexplicable feeling of panic also emerged from his heart.

So, he coughed quickly, straightened his expression and said.

"I was just joking...how could I save the dead pig instead of Xiaoxiao-san?"

"Then I'll be a senior and really think so...but I must eat pork today."

Xiaoxiao, who has already tasted the sweetness, has become as easy to coax as before.

After Lu Bei said a few nice words.

She returned to her usual state.

I also turned the TV back on.

It's just that...she now obviously has a grudge against animals like pigs.

In this regard, Lu Bei has no good way to resolve the "hatred" in Xiaoxiao's heart.

"Poor male god."

Lu Bei was like this, silently mourning for his "male god" for a while.

Then Xiaoxiao and his classmates excitedly discussed how to cook pork.

Although...you should drink pork rib soup when you are sick and hungry.

However, in terms of taste, Lu Bei still appreciates sweet and sour pork ribs more.

"Speaking of which, didn't the senior say there would be a comic convention during the summer vacation?"

"You won't want to cosplay as this character when the time comes, right?"

Xiao Wanting looked at the "dead pig" that was jumping around and eating a lollipop on the restarted TV screen.

She suddenly remembered something Lu Bei had told her before.

So...she quickly looked at Lu Bei with a frightened expression.

Although I am indeed very, very much the best in the world, there is nothing wrong with liking my senior.

However, let’s forget about C...S turning into a pig! ! !

"How is that possible? We can't wear such a thick leather case to the Comic Con on a hot day."

"Let's put aside the question of whether that will be hot... Do you really think your senior is that stupid?"

Lu Bei scratched his hair.

Regarding Xiao Wanting's concern, he looked numb.

What this loli mother said was still too abstract for him.

At comic expos...probably only the kind of live treasures who are responsible for enlivening the atmosphere can be cosplayed like this.

I am not a funny character, so this kind of thing is of course a matter of course.

"Then what was senior's original plan?"

Xiao Wanting tilted her head and said.

She thought back to the sweet couples in the anime she had watched.

An expectant expression soon appeared on her face.

"Naruto...Have you seen it? I am an old villager."

Lu Bei said slowly.

What he is talking about is a quite influential Japanese comic.

Even in the future, more than ten years after its completion, this comic still maintains extraordinary influence internationally.

"Are there any shounen romance comics? I've read more or less about them, but...if we become a couple, I don't seem to have any particular roles that I want to play."

Xiao Wanting tilted her head. After thinking for a while, she came to this conclusion.

"There is no need to cosplay as a couple."

"For example...we can all cosplay into popular male characters. I think the cp feeling of such cosplay in this anime will be much stronger."

Lu Bei shrugged his shoulders and made a suggestion.

As a hot-blooded shounen manga, the cp between men in Naruto is obviously much easier to compete with than the cp between women.

There is a saying that has been circulating on the Internet.

When Kishimoto depicts friendship, he first creates a relationship and then portrays both parties as men.

Although Lu Bei is not a gay man, there is something to be said... Some of Naruto's friendships and bonds do give people a weird feeling.

"The more I think about it, the more excited I am. Let's take the college entrance examination and start playing crazily."

Lu Bei stretched out a lot.

"But...Senior, instead of thinking about this now, you might as well think about what will happen if the fever doesn't go away?"

After Xiao Wanting thought for a while, she seemed to think of something strange.

So, after blushing and shaking her head, she took the thermometer and medicine as she would normally take care of a patient.

"alright."

Lu Bei took these things and began to cooperate seriously with "Doctor" Xiao Wanting.

With this illness...but there is always the possibility of encountering danger!

PS: Today’s writing is finished (I’m exhausted)

By the way, I would like to ask for some gifts and praise from readers, ?o(╥﹏╥)o??