What? junk picking system

"Open the door! I'm going to use the toilet."

"Okay mom"

Hey, Chen Xiaotian smiled wickedly and put on a mask.

Opening the door, Chen Xiaotian opened his arms and was about to speak when he suddenly felt a tightening in his neck. He thought to himself, "It's terrible. I should have known better not to wear a mask." It's too late to say anything now

With his neck restrained and unable to speak, Chen Xiaotian hurriedly tried to take off the mask with his hands.

"Hmph, you still want to play tricks in front of me. Do you think I don't know that you want to use the long-lost he~tui? You are still too young.

Chen Limin's hand tightened, and Chen Xiaotian had no choice but to squeeze his father's hand.

Chen Xiaotian "ah ba ba"

Tell me who you are and why did you come to my house?

Chen Xiaotian; Aba Aba

Chen Limin: "Oh! Are you pretending to be dumb with me? Don't tell me, right? It turns out you are a tough guy."

When Chen Xiaotian saw his father Chen Limin's eyes condensed, he felt so angry!

If you want me to talk, just let go of my neck! What nonsense can I say now? I want to take off the mask with my hands to show you clearly that it’s me, but you actually think I’m going to spit, ah! God-level brain supplement!

Chen Xiaotian is still thinking about how to tell his father? Suddenly I felt the force on my neck getting heavier, and I couldn't help but feel anxious. I suddenly thought that my mother was in the toilet, so I had to attract my mother's attention and kicked the door! .

"You bastard, you dare to kick my door."

Chen Limin turned around with Chen Xiaotian in hand, and kicked him without any hesitation.

"what!"

Li Yanran had just finished using the toilet when she heard a loud bang on the door and thought to herself, "Oh no, what is this little bastard doing?" He hurriedly walked to the living room and saw that the door had been opened and Chen Limin had kicked Chen Xiaotian out.

piu~↗↘Boom! ah! Ping ring ring! ! !

The two fire extinguisher boxes that had been knocked down a few hours ago fell over again, and the two fire extinguishers inside rolled to the side. As usual, they still rubbed against the smooth floor.

Li Yanran slapped her forehead, "When did this kid put on a mask again? He really doesn't remember to fight."

Chen Limin said seriously: "Who are you?"

Li Yanran saw that the matter had come to this and quickly spoke up to stop it. "Limin, he is Xiaotian. This child came back today wearing a mask. I also beat him. I didn't expect that he still put the mask on when you came back. He doesn't have a long memory."

"Oh, you said he is Chen Xiaotian."

Chen Limin slapped him in the face. "So that's it." He turned to look at Chen Xiaotian. "So just now you wanted to take off the mask, not to fuck."

Chen Xiaotian patted his butt and stood up and couldn't help but cursed in his heart, "Fortunately, I have a good physique and can withstand beatings."

Then he looked at Chen Limin and said, "So love will disappear, right?" (??w??) Shuan q

Chen Limin felt a little embarrassed, but thinking that it was natural for me to beat his son, he felt that it was nothing. It was a routine operation. (???????)

When Chen Xiaotian asked this question, Li Yanran was already laughing so hard.

"Hahahahaha. Little Tian's love will never disappear! According to the law of conservation of energy, love will only transfer, just from your body to my mother's body, hahahahaha." (*^▽^*)

"Oh my God! It's dad's fault. Is everything okay? Come here and let me take a look!"

"It's okay, I'm thick-skinned"o(╥﹏╥)

"Mainly because I'm not in a good mood today." (??へ??╮)

"What's wrong? Why are you in a bad mood?" Li Yanran asked with a puzzled look on her face.

"I got off work as usual today, and then I came back and suddenly saw an Audi A[-] or Su brand parked in my parking space. I originally wanted to call the owner of the car, but he didn't even leave a phone number. , I really can’t figure it out, there is a sign on such a big parking space saying that the parking space is sold, and it also says my license plate number, can’t he see it? If you say you want to stop, just stop! At least Leave a phone number and I’ll be back. You can move your car, right? I went out to find a parking space by myself, and it took me a long time to park in another community.” (??へ??╮)

Li Yanran agreed, "That's right, it's so immoral."

Chen Limin: "Didn't his master teach him?"

Li Yanran: "Maybe the teacher didn't teach him!"

....................................

Chen Xiaotian spoke hurriedly, mainly because he was afraid that they would scold him too harshly: "Mom, Dad, that car is mine,"

Chen Liming: "Yeah"

Li Yanran: "Uh"

Chen Limin and Li Yanran felt very embarrassed.

"My wife, is the meal ready?"

"Husband, the meal is ready."

"Okay, let's go eat. Thank you for your hard work, wife."

“It’s not hard at all to cook for my husband.”

"Well, okay, let's eat!"

Bang! ! ! door closed

Chen Xiaotian was confused, "Fuck! Who am I? What am I doing? Where am I going?"

Do I get the phone credit for charging? I'm really speechless

(／_＼) Big Resentment

They patted their butts and stood up to comfort themselves, but they were just busy and forgot about it.

Raising his hand to knock on the door, he seemed to have thought of something again.

Take off the mask.

Boom boom boom!

"Who is it?"

Chen Xiaotian “…………

"Boom boom boom!

"I'm coming"

Li Yanran opened the door, "Oh, my God! I thought you had just come in. Sorry, sorry, come in and let's eat."

"What else can I say? If you don't want me to eat, you don't want me to eat!" I finally figured it out. Mom and Dad, you are the true love. I was just an accident. Maybe I wasn't an accident at all. I was really recharged. It's paid for the phone bill. "

"Haha, Xiaotian, don't be unhappy. Mom just made a joke to you. Your parents love you! Look, these are all dishes prepared for you.

Chen Xiaotian took a closer look and found out that even though he only ordered two or three dishes, his mother still made a big table, even though most of them were vegetarian dishes. But Chen Xiaotian was really moved. It turned out that my mother's love for me was silent.

Chen Xiaotian finished his dinner in a moved mood.

"Mom, I'm going back to my room to rest first. I'm so tired from rushing back there."

"Okay, no problem, you go and have a rest."

Chen Xiaotian lay on the bed for half an hour. Suddenly he wanted to go to the toilet, so he gently opened the door and walked to the toilet. My parents should be going to bed by now.

Passing by her parents' room, she suddenly heard Li Yanran complaining. His physique has been strengthened and his ears are working better.

"It's true, Xiaotian's aunt said she wanted to come over and I cooked a large table of dishes for him, but he didn't come over. She wouldn't have cooked if I had known it. It's such a trouble."

Chen Xiaotian's "heart feels so cold. It's hard to imagine that a mouth of 37 degrees Celsius can say such cold words." I just said it in passing o(╥﹏╥)o

Chen Xiaotian was about to leave when the sound in the room came out again.

"If I had known he wouldn't come, I would have taken Xiaotian and ourselves out to eat something better." (-?_-?)

"It's okay. My son can take her out for a meal tomorrow or take some time. Don't think too much about it."

Chen Xiaotian's heart felt like winter had come to spring.

(* ^ ▽ ^ *)

He shook his head and stopped thinking so much. No matter how good his parents were, they were still his parents.

Chen Xiaotian went to the toilet, returned to his room and fell asleep.