What? junk picking system

Who is Chen Xiaotian? Of course he can see the middle-aged man's little thoughts at a glance. Grabbing the baseball bat is a pinpoint shot.

"call out!"

"Bang!" Hit the back of the head.

"Plop!" The middle-aged man failed to steal the chicken, so he lost all the rice and fell in front of Zhao Tingting.

At this time, Zhao Tingting was still confused, "What happened? Why did he faint when he walked towards me?"

Chen Xiaotian had no intention of continuing to play, so he made them all fall to the ground with three strokes, five divisions, and two divisions.

Throw them all in a pile.

"You, go get a basin of water," Chen Xiaotian pointed at a little fat man and said.

The little fat man was excited when he heard this. "Okay, big brother, go right away."

"Clatter!"

A basin of water was poured on the middle-aged man. He suddenly woke up, but as soon as he opened his eyes, his heart went cold. He saw only seven or eight people, who might have been lying in a pile from exhaustion in order to beat Chen Xiaotian.

The secret passage is terrible, I got hit hard today.

"Hey, brother, I was just joking with you to lighten the atmosphere, do you believe it?

"I believe it, haha, but do you think you are very humorous?"

"Brother, just believe me."

"I don't want to talk nonsense to you. How much is it? I have other things to do."

"Brother, I'm just kidding. I don't have much money. You can go! How dare a middle-aged man ask for money? After encountering such a harsh situation, I wish he would leave quickly. Moreover, those tires are not worth much and are of inferior quality." old tires.

"I walk upright and sit upright. I'll give it to you as much as you want, or do you want to replace the bad tires for me?"

When the middle-aged man heard this, he said "Oops" in his heart.

"Brother, listen to my quibbles, ah! Bah, no...

"Brother, please listen to my explanation. There are a few new temporary workers who didn't know that your car is expensive, so they changed the tires for you with cheap tires. I will ask them to replace them for you immediately. Brother, please wait for me for 10 minutes, 10 minutes at most.

Chen Xiaotian sneered and said, "Okay, I'll give you another chance and give me 10 minutes to change the tire. How much is it, I'll give it to you, don't waste my time."

"Yes, yes, brother, you are right, I will do it for you immediately! I will do it for you immediately!"

After saying that, the middle-aged man seemed to feel that he had stood up again. He turned to a bunch of pig teammates and shouted, "What are you still doing there? Why don't you hurry up and let the big brother do it? In 10 minutes, if anyone can't do it, I will Kill him!"

Everyone was excited. Some drove machines, some held wrenches, and some dismantled tires. No one was idle anyway.

There was a ping-ping-pong-pong sound, and Chen Xiaotian looked at their workstation and said to Zhao Tingting, "Zhao Tingting, look, everyone is working. This is called speed, and this is called efficiency."

"Haha, Chen Xiaotian, do you think you are very humorous?"

"No, no, I just want to say that now they are worthy of me paying them each labor hour, and it only takes less than 10 minutes, just over half an hour. It's obvious that one person did it by himself, and he still wants to Lie to me, I’m not a fool.”

Zhao Tingting said with disdain, "You are really stupid."

Chen Xiaotian......

"Brother, okay, please check. I will replace the tires with the best ones for you."

Chen Xiaotian raised his hand and looked at his watch.

"Yeah, it's good. It's quite on time. It was promised 10 minutes, but now it's only 8 minutes and 5 seconds, which is not bad."

The middle-aged man nodded and bowed and said, "Ah! Yes, yes, you are all serving eldest brother! As long as eldest brother is happy."

o (╥﹏╥) o

"How much"

"Brother, all four tires are the best, but I'll charge you 1000 yuan each. For 4000 yuan, the labor time fee is fine. They are all for brother."

"Oh, really, I didn't force you."

(▼へ▼メ)

"No, no, we speak from the heart."

o (╥﹏╥) o

"Okay, no problem, I'll scan it for you!"

After speaking, Chen Xiaotian paid the money.

"Brother, please walk slowly"!

More than a dozen people stood in a row and bowed, shouting in unison, "Brother, please walk slowly." It was really spectacular. I don't know, I thought Chen Xiaozhen was the eldest brother here.

But that's the fact, it's just that Chen Xiaotian has convinced others with his virtue, and they regard Chen Xiaotian as their eldest brother.

Pull the car out of the tire shop.

Zhao Tingting asked, "Chen Xiaotian, you didn't tell me when I asked you just now, so it's like this! They just deliberately deceive people, it's a black shop, so you mean they are responsible for the nails on the road!"

"Not yet, too stupid."

"You're stupid, I just didn't think of it."

"Are you ready to let them go like this?"

"If you think too much, give them a beating. It will be too easy for them."

"Then what else do you want to do?"

"Just watch. Remember not to talk for a while, just watch my eyes."

"Ah, no problem, but Chen Xiaotian, remember to take off your sunglasses later, otherwise I won't be able to see."

Chen Xiaotian......

I saw Chen Xiaotian driving the car back and came to the place where the tire had punctured before.

Chen Xiaotian looked surprised, "Good guy, it turns out that there are two groups working together to divide the work. The car tires before have taken away many nails on the ground. Unexpectedly, now that they come out, there are neat rows of nails on the road again.

Seeing this, Chen Xiaotian dialed the unified hotline 110.

Am I 110? I want to report the crime, blah blah blah...

"So you are planning to call the police." Zhao Tingting suddenly realized.

"Yes, the police need to educate them about this matter."

"But you are so bad."

Chen Xiaotian seemed to be a bad guy and didn't tell the police officers that there were nails on the road.

"Didi~wu~~di~wu~~di~wu".

Bang!Bang!

Bang!Bang!

The siren sounded from far away, followed by the sound of a tire blowing out.

"Chen Xiaotian, how bad are you! You didn't even tell anyone."

"Zhao Tingting, now shut up and act like a mute." Chen Xiaotian looked serious.

Zhao Tingting curled her lips and said, "Okay, okay."

Chen Xiaotian quickly walked to the police car and heard curse words coming from inside.

"Holy shit, what bastard is putting nails on the road... (automatically blocked by everyone 1, [-] words of Chinese quintessence)"

"I'm sorry, officer. I did tell you at the time that you were brought here because of the nails. I didn't expect that the signal might have been bad just now or something, but I suddenly hung up. I thought you heard it. Look. This is a big deal.”

"You reported the case"

"Yes, sir, I reported the case. My surname is Chen and my name is Chen Xiaotian. You can just call me Xiao Chen."

"Oh! I, just call me Officer Chen." Now, tell me your story clearly and without any deception. "

"Okay, Officer Chen, the thing is like this, we drove our car and passed by here, and then blah blah blah blah...that's what happened (???????)

"Oh, then this is a black shop, and the nails on the road are also caused by them. It is too dangerous to damage the road. The law must be used to severely punish them.

Officer Chen listened to Chen Xiaotian's explanation of the situation.

"Okay, I'll make a call"

Not long after,

"Didi~wu~~di~wu~~di~wu".

A tow truck arrived and towed the police car away.

Chen Xiaotian and the two accompanied by two police cars went to the so-called black shop.

As soon as I arrived at the door of the store, I saw a man with a frightened look on his face. He quickly stepped back and went to inform others. Is it because he was frightened that Chen Xiaotian was back again? Or are you scared of the arrival of the police?

However, the police will not care about him and stop the car.

Wow! get off.

A total of 10 people, each armed with a gun, rushed in.

"No one is allowed to move, hold your head and squat down!"

The middle-aged man looked pale, but he pretended to be calm and said, "Sir, we didn't commit a crime."

"Yes! Yes, sir."

"Sir, we are all good citizens."

When everyone saw the middle-aged man quibbling at first, they also followed suit.

"You don't need to tell me now. Let's go have some tea in our office first! Cuff them all and take them away."

"Roger that!"

"Roger that!"

"Roger that!"

When Chen Xiaotian saw this, he also knew about this. Forget it, Officer Chen, if we have something to do, we'll leave first.

"Well, according to normal circumstances, you should go back with us and make a record. But you have just explained the cause and effect of the matter to us clearly, so! Just treat our record as completed just now. Let’s go!”

"Next time you encounter something like this, don't conflict with them to avoid unnecessary physical harm. You can fight with them and call the police later. Remember that you are relying on the country. We are the public servants of the people. We will always All serve the people.

Chen Xiaotian felt so impassioned when he heard that.

“good good”

"Good job, comrades"

"The people have faith, the country has strength, and the nation has hope."

Happy holidays to people all over the country!

I also wish all readers not only happy holidays, but also happy every day (?w?)

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2022.10.01