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"I can do either, but boss, you have to work at night, so you'd better drink beer!"

"Okay, okay, brother, if you consider me, then let's drink beer! Eat food, eat food.

The three of them ate and drank wildly together. It was true that people in the same place spoke more cordially and were more able to talk about various aspects. They soon had enough to eat and drink. Chen Xiaotian turned around and prepared to check out.

"Brother, why are you going?"

"Ah! It's okay, I'm going to use the toilet."

"Haha, I'm from Sichuan too, I understand! It's not that I don't understand. Sit down quickly and continue chatting for a while. It's not interesting that you still want to go to check out secretly!" Everyone has come to my restaurant to eat, and the checkout is Don't give me face!

Chen Xiaotian smiled. "Haha, the boss is a real Sichuanese! He also understands the wine table culture, so he can't be wrong."

"Haha, that's for sure! Otherwise, how can we be called fellow villagers? Forget it for this meal, brother, add a V letter, and we can contact you in the future."

"Okay, no problem, Chen Xiaotian took out his mobile phone and added the boss's WeChat message.

Chen Xiaotian was ready to leave, but he was too embarrassed to speak first.

It happened that a clerk in the store walked up to the boss and whispered a few words.

"Sorry, brother, excuse me. I have to deal with something now. You guys eat and drink slowly. You don't have to pay for this meal.

"Haha, thank you, brother! Then you can do your business."

When Chen Xiaotian saw his boss walking into the kitchen, he started to work. He turned around and asked Zhao Tingting, "Are you full?"

"I'm full!"

"Then let's go,"

"OK, all right."

Chen Xiaotian and Zhao Tingting got up and passed by the cashier. Chen Xiaotian still had to settle the bill.

"Table No. 10, how much"?

"Sir, let's say hello to our boss. If you don't accept the payment, you can leave!"

"How about that! How much do you say?"

"Sorry, the boss won't let me talk."

Chen Xiaotian didn't bother to follow him, so he took 1000 yuan in cash from his bag and put it on the counter, and left calmly.

Zhao Tingting looked puzzled; "Chen Xiaotian, the boss said you don't need to give it anymore, aren't you not giving him face by doing this?

"How is it possible? One code equals one code!"

The main reason is that Chen Xiaotian doesn't like to owe others, and this is someone he just met.

The second reason may be the main one. "They are all here to fool around. Be careful, it won't do you any harm. Don't have the intention of harming others, and you must have the intention of guarding against others. What if the boss says that we skipped the order by eating the Overlord meal?"

Some people may not understand, and may say that I see this society as too complicated, and there is no trust between people at all.

But I still stick to my own opinion.

There is no free lunch in the world. I've proven it through facts.

"A pie will not fall from the sky. Even if a pie does fall, it may not hit you. Even if it does hit you, it may kill you."

"Huo Huo! Chen Xiaotian can't see that you are still a philosopher!

"Hey, there's still a lot you don't know! Don't be obsessed with me, he's just a legend."

"Tch, you're just narcissistic, let's go! Get in the car and go back to rest.

"You! Can you drive? I thought you weren't ready to take a taxi?"

"Haha, you look down on me, don't you! I learned to drive when I was 18 years old, and I am considered an experienced driver now."

"Ah! Okay! Then the old driver will take care of me."

"Where can Chen Xiaotian start a fire?"

"Push that button."

"How can Chen Xiaotian choose this gear?"

……

"Why doesn't Chen Xiaotian have a handbrake?"

…………

"⊙▂⊙Zhao Tingting, how about we take a taxi back? I'll drive the car tomorrow."

"It's okay, you just need to tell me how to drive it."

"But what if I'm afraid?"

calm down! calm down! No problem~

Chen Xiaotian was half drunk and half awake guiding Zhao Tingting. Finally the car started to move. Chen Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief.

I lay on the armchair, put on my headphones, and squinted for a while.

"The time is almost here, why are you still driving?" Chen Xiaotian opened his eyes, took off his headphones and looked out the window.

call out! !

"Holy shit, something passed by." He looked closely and saw that it was the old man's electric wheelchair.

(Let’s introduce it together. Damn it! Although this review only has 2 words, it has rigorous grammar, neat wording, clever structure, and catchy words. It can be said to be concise and concise, which is enough to show the protagonist’s solid writing skills and his handy writing skills. And the tragic creative ability, coupled with the exclamation point at the end, is really a magic touch, has the finishing touch effect, it is really an exclamation? The best choice?

Wo is pronounced three times and cao is pronounced four times to express anger;

Wo is pronounced in four tones and cao is pronounced in four tones to express exclamation;

Pronounced "wo" and "cao" to express contempt;

Wo is pronounced four times and cao is pronounced two to express doubt;

Wo is pronounced four times and cao is pronounced three times, which means to be startled;

"Wo" is pronounced three times and "cao" is pronounced four times to express appreciation.

However, the author himself is uneducated, so he can take the world by saying "f*ck")

"Eh! That's not right! My uncle's electric wheelchair actually jumped my car."

"It's outrageous"

drop drop drop

beep beep~

Bah, bah, bah~

Chen Xiaotian sat up straight in disbelief and looked outside.

Good guy!

This speed is slightly faster than that of a turtle. Just a little, but not much.

The road ahead was extremely empty.

There was a lot of traffic behind the main road.

Listening to the back, there are beeps, beeps, and horns. It was obvious that they were all blocked by Zhao Tingting.

Damn it! Chen Xiaotian was so excited that he woke up from the alcohol.

He quickly rolled up the car window. He doesn't want to be scolded to death

Look at Zhao Tingting! Good guy, are you trying to feed the steering wheel? ? ?

"What are you looking at to see if you think this lady is cool when she drives?"

"It's really a torture!"

"Zhao Tingting, listen to me. Now you turn on the right signal, then pull over at the entrance of the alley in front, wipe the front windshield as fast as possible. Then put your long hair out of the car window, and then cover your ears.

"why?"

"Don't worry, just do as I say."

"Oh, ok, no problem".

Chen Xiaotian skillfully put on the headphones.

""

"Damn it, who is this person?"

"Driving so slowly, did you reincarnate as a turtle?"

"Female driver, really!"

"People's hearts are not ancient"

"Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morals? I'm driving so slowly, but I'm still on the road."

"No wonder, it turned out to be a female driver. She could turn the windshield wipers to the fastest speed even if she turned right, which is really amazing."

"I%+x-/#:?"

“Audi a6*#_*#x%”

Zhao Tingting did not listen to what Chen Xiao heard and covered her ears. She also heard everyone scolding him. He was so wronged! However, he looked at the road in front of him and then behind him, and seemed to understand something. He pulled his hair in, closed the window, and was out of sight and out of mind.

When Chen Xiaotian saw Zhao Tingting closing the car, he asked, "Where are you now? Check the navigation to see how long it will take to get there."

"I have been driving for an hour and a half. We are almost there, there are still 3 kilometers left."

Chen Xiaotian was speechless...

"Okay. You stay in the car first and wait for me for a while. I will go to the opposite side to buy a pack of cigarettes and come back."

"Oh, okay, you go!"

After Chen Xiaotian finished buying cigarettes, he turned around and saw a wretched-looking yellow man and a few gangsters seemingly surrounding the Audi A6. Zhao Tingting seemed to have been pulled out before the door was locked. What were they arguing about?

When Chen Xiaotian got closer, he heard a lot of filthy words, which were getting more and more excessive!

"It's amazing that you bitch drives an Audi A6! It's like driving a fucking turtle, taking your time on the road."

"Just show off that you have an Audi A6, right?"

"It's such a pity for such a pretty face. She should have been discovered earlier."

"Hahaha, Brother Huang is right," one of the boys said, wiping tears from the corner of his mouth. "

"Come and serve us well tonight. Don't worry, the benefits will be yours." Huang Mao took Zhao Tingting's hand.

The Huang brother the gangster mentioned seemed to be their boss, and he also looked vulgar at this time.

"Snapped!"

Zhao Tingting called over with a slap. "Get away! Don't touch me!

Girls are always considered a vulnerable group outside the home. How can they defeat street gangsters?

"Pah! Damn it, you stinky bitch. You are so shameless, brothers, fuck me, let's have a good time tonight."

After speaking, she covered Zhao Tingting's mouth. Drag it into the alley!

Woo~woo, Chen...save~! ! !