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Chapter 268 Elevator Incident (3)
"what do you want?"
Redcomb looked at it with a smile: "Become human first and then talk to me, otherwise it will look awkward!"
Ever since, the three of them watched the group of people in the elevator turn into cats, dogs, and an unknown person.
Finally, Hongshu said: "Forget it, don't change."
It immediately returned to its original state and turned into an empty ball again.
"what do you want?"
Redcomb: "I don't want to do anything. I just want you to walk naked on the street."
There was a hint of blush on the dumpling.
"You...you are perverted!"
"What are you thinking?"
Redcomb was speechless, "I just want to dissect you under the sun for everyone to see."
Guangtuan continued to be shy: "Then no need."
"Although I avenged my bestie and promoted the prestige of the word 'bestie', there is no need to mobilize troops and crowds. Oh, we can just know it ourselves."
The light group also formed a hand and waved gently.
The next second, the hand was caught in the palm of the red comb.
Manager Li's eyes widened.
This hand...a man's hand?
"Is your best friend a boy?"
Manager Li blurted out because the word "best friend" is rarely heard of in men.
"Your bestie is a man, you damn sissy!" Guangtuan suddenly pulled his hand away and started to spray Manager Li.
"Is your best friend a girl?" Manager Li's mouth grew wider.
"You are a male?"
The light group became even more violent.
"You are the man. If you don't know how to speak, I'll take you out and chop him if you can't!"
Manager Li was confused, "Then you are not a man? Are you a woman?"
The anger of the light group seemed to break through the sky.
"You are the female, your whole family is female!"
Neither male nor female?
These four words appeared in the minds of everyone at the scene at the same time, and then they looked at the light group with complicated eyes.
No wonder my heart is twisted, that’s how it is.
However, the next sentence made Manager Li's jaw drop.
"What are you surprised about, you damn sissy? I'm of the same breed as you."
Manager Li froze on the spot.
I couldn't recover for a long time.
No, when will men and women like them be no longer tolerated and have to become independent?
Hongshu looked at Manager Li and then at Guangtuan, as if he had learned something new.
"Stop being so arrogant. If you weren't of the same breed as me, I would have beaten you to death in the elevator."
Guangtuan's voice was very arrogant.
I said something else when no one was paying attention.
After paying attention like this, everyone found that Guang Tuan's voice sounded more like a female voice, but there was also a bit of male sex mixed into it.
It's not that the male and female are indistinguishable, but the magnetic voice of the male falls in the female voice.
Everyone: "..." It's hard to comment.
Manager Li curled his lips: "What's so hard to see? They are all over the street."
The ball of light lit up, "Is the development of the times so wild now? Are they all over the streets?"
After saying that, Guang Tuan glanced at Hong Comb and snorted coldly.
The confused redcomb said: "???"
Are you looking at my hair?
What does it have to do with you being all over the streets?
Manager Li kindly reminded: "If the streets are full of people like us, it will be difficult for you to find a partner."
The ball of light on the opposite side lit up again, my close friend.
Hong Comb's expression at this moment is like a subway grandpa looking at his mobile phone.
Isn’t it true that men can do it, but women can’t?
Who stipulates it?
Besides, there are so many men in the world, and girls can’t match them. It’s normal for them to digest themselves.
And the most important point is that twenty years ago, there were a lot of people who resisted the words "finding a partner."
Today, twenty years later, it has evolved to the point where some people vomit when they hear the words "finding a partner."
Who gave them the confidence to think that girls must find a partner?
Are you looking for someone to make you angry with?
Although I haven’t talked about it, from reading the comments on the Internet, I know a set of theories, and I have benefited a lot.
Over there, Guangtuan and Manager Li were already chatting.
Manager Li: "When were you born?"
Guangtuan: "2016."
Manager Li: "In what year did you die?"
Guangtuan: "2037."
Manager Li: "Why are you working in the elevator? Isn't there anyone sleeping in this elevator?"
Guangtuan burst into tears and said, "Sisters, you are such a good person, you still care about me."
"If you hadn't scolded my godson, I would have really wanted to be friends with you."
Manager Li was dumbfounded.
"When did I call you my godson?"
"You are mistaken, I am a good person~"
A hand appeared from the light ball and patted Manager Li's shoulder, "Sisters, please don't hide this from me."
"I work in an elevator. Normally, company employees will inevitably say something when they take the elevator. I know that."
So I know exactly who you are.
Hearing the implication of Guangtuan's words, Manager Li smiled shyly.
"My godson is the kid on the top floor."
Top floor...
Manager Li instantly remembered that he was caught by Lu Jingyao and called their parents for scolding the two children.
Thinking about it made him angry.
He is almost a third-year student, and he is even called a parent.
Is this appropriate?
what?
Does it fit?
Lu Jingyao really doesn't know anything about it.
"Wait a minute, your godson is the person on the top floor who has a close relationship with Mr. Lu. Then Mr. Lu was not here three years ago. Why did you have an accident in the elevator here?"
"Hey," Guang Tuan sighed in a very human-like manner.
"This matter is a long story."
"You know Lu Jingyao's wife, right? The one in front."
Manager Li glanced at Guangtuan in surprise. He was indeed well-informed. Even Mr. Lu knew that he had married two wives.
After all, the branch office was well-informed, otherwise the elevator guard wouldn't have known about it.
"I know, what's wrong?"
The light ball shone brighter again, and he said with pride, "That's my bestie, my dearest bestie."
Manager Li was surprised for a moment, "So does this have anything to do with how you appeared here?"
"Of course there is!"
In Guangtuan's explanation, it and her best friend met in Lu's company. The two joined the company right after graduation, and then they accidentally clicked and became best friends.
Until one day, Lu Jingyao didn't know what happened with her best friend.
Her best friend suddenly transformed into Mrs. Lu.
It was also noticed by Lu Jingyao because of her best friend, but Lu Jingyao was full of doubts about it because it was biologically a man.
Until three years ago, Lu Jingyao decentralized it to the branch company, saying that he would only be promoted if it made some achievements.
It was full of doubts about this, and its best friend also felt something was wrong, but still believed in Lu Jingyao.
So I persuaded it to come down, and its best friend said that she would come to the company to help it.
It agreed.
But a few days after it arrived, one day when I was taking the elevator, the elevator broke down.
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