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"When the flowers fade, you know it's time to water them."

"When a person dies, you know how to cure it."

"You've already pooped your crotch, you know how to wipe your butt."

"Why did you go early?"

The words that popped out of that beautiful face were shocking.

Wang Changshan, who was running over with a bunch of things "Thunderbolt Banglang" and a group of people, heard Hong Comb's words before he had walked a few steps.

For a moment, he stood still in shock.

Not only did people stop where they were, but things also fell to the ground.

There was another crackling sound.

Everything fell to the ground.

Wang Changshan looked at Hongshu and was so excited, "Sister, I'm here!"

"No, I'm afraid of losing my life."

Redcomb looked at him with a half-smile, "So it turns out you are leading the team this time."

Hongshu glanced at the group of young faces behind Wang Changshan. It was obvious that Wang Changshan was leading the team this time.

Because he is the only old one.

"Yes, Sister Shu, what a coincidence. I really didn't expect you to be here this time."

Smiling, Wang Changshan's smile stiffened.

He suddenly remembered that the last time he went out to work with people from the Xuan An Bureau and met Red Comb...it almost scared him to death.

Met her again this time...

Thinking of this, Wang Changshan wanted to cry a little.

However, the next second, he no longer meant it.

"Ouch~"

Wang Changshan covered his buttocks and turned to look at Hongshu, "What are you doing?"

"Don't call me sister. You are a generation older than me. You are so embarrassed, but I am so embarrassed."

"Look at what's lying on the ground? Why did you go there earlier? You should have received the news last night, right?"

After all, Shen Muhuai was on the mission last night.

Wang Changshan lowered his head.

Grooving?

Since when have there been so many animals lying on the ground?

and many more……

Wang Changshan squatted down and turned over a little bear on the ground. When he saw the face of the "little bear", Wang Changshan was shocked.

"This this……"

For a moment, he had many things in his mind.

Finally, settle on a few words.

"Caisheng?"

He screamed and jumped away.

"No, Master Shu..., please listen to my explanation. We are different from you. You just ran here and there in a blink of an eye."

"Then we have too few teleportation talismans. Look at how there are so many of us. How can we withstand such a thing? The train we took all night finally arrived at the station, and it took several trains to get here."

Wang Changshan really didn't lie.

Humanity's beliefs are gradually becoming more scientific, Taoism is declining, and countless information has been lost in the long river of history, so the success rate of drawing talismans is extremely low.

Not to mention the teleportation charm.

"Then tell me, what do you think about this matter?"

Speaking of this, Wang Changshan immediately squatted down and started picking through his "luggage".

No, it’s not this, it’s not that.

Studio:

"You're laughing so hard. Is this the legendary number of stationery for poor students?"

"Those people over there, are you cultivators? Can you please stop staring at me, Sister Shu, and slap the table.jpg"

"Buddhists can return to secular life, let alone those who practice Taoism. Besides, Sister Shu is also a Taoist monk. I still have the original Taoist uniform."

……

A few minutes later, Wang Changshan finally stood up and said in surprise.

"found it!"

A little smile appeared in the corner of Hong Comb's eyes. Let's just say that Xuanmen is still of some use now.

She has already calculated that the key to cracking this game lies in Wang Changshan.

However, the next second, she saw Wang Changshan take out a sword.

A broken sword.

It's not that Red Comb despises this sword, it's mainly that this sword is really...

Just one word.

break!

Too broken!

She didn't even know how there was such a broken sword.

The hilt of the sword was filled with red paint, and it looked like Wang Changshan had done something good.

The blade of the sword was even more indecipherable. Not to mention it was rusty and there was a hole missing at the tip.

"Master, let me tell you, this sword is very powerful. It was passed down from my ancestors. It can even kill invulnerable zombies."

Wang Changshan became more and more excited as he talked, "Let me tell you, it is said that my ancestor once followed the emperor with this and made immortal achievements."

Since the last time he encountered a zombie, he has learned how to do it.

Be sure to bring this sword with you, just in case you need it.

Red Comb glanced at the sword in his hand.

didn't say anything.

Sometimes, something has to be seen to be believed.

"How are you going to use it?"

Seeing that Hong Comb was attracted by this sword, Wang Changshan couldn't help but feel proud.

"My ancestors said that we must shed blood to recognize our master."

Hong Shumei's heart beat loudly, and she tried to hold back her breath.

Drop blood to recognize the Lord?

That requires a spiritual weapon with spiritual energy to do this. Just your broken sword... doesn't that add scars to the sword?

Seeing that the knife was about to cut, Hongshu stretched out his hand to stop Wang Changshan, "This is fake."

Wang Changshan felt that Hongshu was afraid that he would overtake her, so he immediately decided to continue rowing.

Seeing the blood falling, Hong Comb closed his mouth.

Forget it.

So be it.

tired.

Some people just like the feeling of pain and can't stop it.

There's no stopping it at all.

"It's weird, why doesn't this sword react at all?"

Redcomb: "I told you, it was a lie."

"This is true." Redcomb pulled out a sword from nowhere.

It's just as dirty as Wang Changshan's, but it's dirty in a very stylish and layered way.

"This...are you stealing something?"

"I stole from you, uncle", Hongshu couldn't help but cursed.

The red comb was given to Wang Changshan. Seeing that he was motionless holding the sword, he couldn't help but urge: "What are you doing standing still?"

"Move!"

"oh oh."

Wang Changshan hurriedly repeated the action just now.

The next second, the sword remained motionless.

Wang Changshan glanced at Hong Comb, then smiled broadly and threw the sword into his bag.

"No, no, you are also fake."

Redcomb looked at him deeply, not knowing what to say.

This sword was given to her by her master, but she didn't know why the item passed down by the ancestors of the Wang family was in the hands of her master.

Hong Comb pressed his eyebrows.

Just as he was about to speak, his eyebrows narrowed and he looked somewhere.

"Hey, why are you running so fast? Wait for me."

I saw a person running crazily behind him, with all kinds of things hanging on his body, such as onions, garlic...

As the figure continued to enlarge, Hong Comb's eyebrows became more and more frowned. It turned out that this person made Wang Changshan the key to breaking the situation.

"Is this someone from your Xuan An Bureau?"

Wang Changshan nodded.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew by. Wang Changshan pulled his face and looked over.

I saw that Hong Comb had already rushed out.

"Hey——" Wang Changshan roared.

The next second, Hong Comb suddenly rushed to the distance and kicked his obedient apprentice over.