Back to the 80s, I was a military wife and was pampered by a tough guy with a pure heart.

After a while, Ye Ying finally couldn't bear it anymore.

She stopped jumping jacks and asked, "Hey! Kid, why are you laughing?"

"Just laughing at you, giggle!"

Ye Ying couldn't help but roll her eyes: "Are you a hen? Giggle."

Xiaotian made a face at her, "When you jump up, you look like a flying sow. It's so funny, giggle!"

Good boy! Sure enough, I didn’t hold anything back!

Ye Ying calculated that there were only three groups of exercises left, so she simply ignored him.

Then the little devil disappeared.

Just when she started to do the last set of exercises, a steel ball the size of a soybean flew out of nowhere.

"Ah! I'm going to die!" Ye Ying grinned in pain and rubbed the arm that was hit.

When I looked down, I saw that it was already green.

She picked up the marble and looked at it carefully, confirming that it was the kind of steel ball used in slingshots. She had played with it when she was a child.

Which bastard did this?

She looked around, but she didn't find the culprit.

So let’s just treat it as a child accidentally hitting the ball while playing.

Ye Ying didn't think much about it. She lay down on her bloated body again and continued to do push-ups and jumping jacks. Unexpectedly, another steel ball flew towards her.

This time the steel ball hit her butt firmly!

Although the steel ball is small, it is quite painful to hit someone.

Ye Ying wailed softly in pain, then glanced around again, but still didn't see anyone.

"Who is playing a prank? Come out!"

Holding back her anger, she shouted at the top of her lungs, but no one paid any attention to her.

Playing hide and seek with her, right?

Once could be said to be an accident, but twice, the intention to target her was obvious.

"Okay, that's really good!"

Ye Ying sneered, lay down, and made a preparatory move for push-ups.

With a click, another steel ball shot out.

This time she could clearly sense the direction in which the marbles were flying, which was on a big tree diagonally opposite behind her!

Ye Ying stood up and walked a few steps, raised her head and swept around, and sure enough she saw the naughty boy Xiaotian hiding behind the dense branches and leaves on the tree trunk!

Taking a closer look, isn't it the slingshot that Xiaotian is holding in his hand?

She wanted to crush the steel ball in her hand and explode it!

It's this dead kid again!

Ye Ying gritted her teeth. It seemed that yesterday's lesson was too light.

Seeing that his whereabouts were exposed, Xiaotian not only was not afraid, but also stuck out his tongue at Ye Ying very arrogantly.

"Luan Luan Luo, flying sow, come and catch me if you can!"

Is this damn naughty kid sure that she won't climb up and catch him?

Ye Ying made a visual inspection and found that with her current bloated body, it was indeed a bit difficult to climb up.

She put one hand on her waist and pointed at the naughty kid with the other: "He Xiaotian, come down as soon as you feel like it. What's the point of hiding in a tree?"

"I won't get down until I get down!" Xiaotian shook the slingshot in his hand proudly: "Come up and catch me, big fat man! You can't get up, you can't get up!"

After saying that, he picked up the slingshot and shot a steel ball towards Ye Ying's thigh.

This damn kid, if you don't educate him well today, things will get worse in the future.

Today I am hitting people with a slingshot, but what about next?

"You damn child is waiting for me on the tree! See if I don't skin you today!"

She's getting serious.

Bullying her for being too big to climb up?

ridiculous!

Ye Ying moved a chair nearby that someone had placed under the shade of a tree, grabbed a thicker branch and climbed up.

It was a bit strenuous, but she grew up in a rural area and had some experience climbing walls and trees, so with the help of a chair, she could still climb up.

Seeing Ye Ying really climb up the tree, Xiaotian's immature face began to show a hint of panic.

"You, how did you get so fat?"

"You know you're scared? Didn't you say I can't climb up?" Ye Ying sneered, ignoring Xiaotian's panic, and continued to climb up slowly.

"It's too late! I let you provoke me!"

But Ye Ying soon discovered that while she was struggling to climb up, Xiaotian was also climbing up.

Seeing that the distance from the ground was getting higher and higher, Ye Ying frowned.

Now she only needs to climb one more branch and reach Xiaotian's feet.

But she couldn't do that. The tree was so tall. What if the dead child was frightened and fell down?

Seeing Ye Ying stop, Xiaotian thought she didn't dare to move anymore, and proudly stuck out his tongue: "Fat woman, you don't dare to come, do you?"

Ye Ying suppressed the anger in her heart and scolded in a low voice: "Get down quickly!"

Go down and see how she handles him.

However, the dead child seemed not to understand the seriousness of the matter and continued to challenge Ye Ying's patience again and again.

"I won't go down! You can't catch me, you can't catch me!"

Ye Ying could only stare as he saw the naughty boy who was only one meter away from him swaying a branch in his hand proudly.

But she couldn't climb up and catch him!

When the naughty boy was feeling proud, due to the violent shaking, the branch on his right hand suddenly made a "tearing" sound and was broken in half.

Xiaotian was instantly frightened, subconsciously dropped the slingshot in his hand, and hugged the trunk of the big tree tightly with both hands.

Ye Ying saw that the branch was half broken and hanging on it, and she was so shocked that her eyes were as wide as bells.

"Damn kid, don't move around, hold on tight!"

Ye Ying felt a little scared, and then realized that she had been too impulsive just now.

If this naughty child really fell down because of this, she would not be able to escape any involvement.

"Woooooooooo... Big fat man, what should we do?" Xiaotian said with a cry.

Ye Ying raised her head and glanced at Xiaotian: "You know how scared you are! What else can you do? Just climb down slowly!"

After saying that, Ye Ying took the lead and climbed down little by little.

Xiaotian saw this and slowly followed.

But Ye Ying soon discovered that the chair under the tree was missing.

Damn it, who took the chair away? How could she get down there without a chair?

It's at least two meters above the ground. She weighs more than 200 kilograms. She can't fall into a meat pie if she jumps like this?

"Big fat man, why don't you move?" Xiaotian asked.

"I can't go down." Ye Ying murmured, then suddenly raised his head and glared at Xiaotian: "It's all your fault! Why climb the tree when you have nothing to do?"

When Xiaotian heard the words "I can't go down", coupled with the fright from the broken branch just now, he suddenly let out a cry like a slaughtering pig.

Ye Ying was so noisy by the deafening cries that her head hurt. She hated children crying the most!

But there is no way, now only the cry of this dead child can find someone to save his life.

A few minutes later, someone heard a child crying in the tree and ran over.

"Oh my God! Am I dazzled this early in the morning? Zhao Ting, look, I actually saw the sow climbing up the tree!"