Universal Mechanic

dinner time

Anna rolled up the spaghetti with a fork and said: "In the end, Luo Yuan didn't come back. It seems I was right."

Lin Changye sighed and said: Just don't kill my subordinates.

Anna: You have so little confidence in him?

Lin Changye just shook his head lightly and said: I know him too well. If it is really as you saw, then we will be in trouble.

Anna smiled and said: You won't hold back, will you?

Lin Changye shrugged and said: "...If you attack our people, you will have to pay a price. This is my promise, but if we all attack, how many worlds will be destroyed? Even if Luo Xiaoyao is not here, the destructive power of you and me can easily do this."

Anna said nonchalantly: At worst we can use more force and blast directly into the void, Luo Yuan will not die because of the armor.

Lin Changye thought for a while and said: In that case, they don't have to worry either. Wuhen is not afraid of Xukong Ji Qianhua at all because he has his protection, so he is not afraid of the only exception.

Ana: Eight out of ten of Hiyori's skills are defensive. If she didn't know how to shoot arrows, we would have to have two MTs.

Lin Changye: One can provide shields for everyone, and the other is good at establishing strongholds. Generally speaking, they each have their advantages.

Anna: But we basically don’t fight city defense battles, and Rihe is Ji Qianhua’s personal bodyguard and he’s not like Wuhen, so his border guarding ability can’t be used.

Lin Changye: There is no other way. After all, Rihe’s job is to be responsible for construction-related matters. She is usually either repairing ancient monuments or doing infrastructure construction. But the most important thing is that she can protect Ji Qianhua.

Anna: Although for someone like Ji Qianhua who is the only god as long as he stays in China, bodyguards are just decorations.

Lin Changye: But for her, the sister she has known since childhood is better than dozens of maids.

Charlotte said as she poured tea: The only useful thing she had was that face that was so friendly to everyone.

Anna: Haha, you say that, but you are actually very worried about her, right?

Charlotte almost spit out the water from her mouth when she heard Anna's words.

Charlotte: ...Ahem, please don't make me sound like a tsundere! But if she's gone, who would I compete with in archery?

Chu Yunqi rolled her eyes and said: But what you said really sounds arrogant.

Charlotte:……

Lin Changye: Okay, stop talking nonsense and eat quickly, and then get ready to let the world know that we are back.

As he spoke, Lin Changye looked at the other people who were eating quietly and preparing to alarm the world.

At this time in the ruins

Luo Yuan, who was sitting on a pillar eating fruit, suddenly raised his head and said.

Luo Yuan: It's really rare that Your Majesty is finally willing to be serious. So it seems that I should be serious too.

As he spoke, Luo Yuan stood up and leisurely moved through the ruins. He was looking for an opportunity, an opportunity to open the door.

after an hour

Luo Yuan stood in a corner of the ruins. There was a road in front of him without any traps, but he could not move forward.

Luo Yuan: Sure enough, the reason why these guys let others in to explore is because of the rule that gods cannot enter, hahahaha! Hiyori, you are really cunning! You actually used the rules created by Ji Qianhua! But now there is still a problem. As a smuggler, I don’t seem to have the qualifications to explore unknown areas? Can’t this idiot leave a backdoor for his own people?

While complaining, Luo Yuan drew his weapon but put it away again.

Luo Yuan: Forget it. Takama-ga-hara is not that easy to destroy. Let’s not waste our energy. I’ll just be a bystander.

At this time, Lin Yuxia stopped in a corner of the ruins and said.

Lin Yuxia: Your Excellency, let’s take a break here today. There are a lot of records in this room, which will take some time to sort out.

Everyone set up camp, repaired, and then cooked.

While the knights were busy, Lin Yuxia looked at the records on the wall and began to translate.

Lin Yuxia: The Rider of Black Nightmare? Could this be the answer Luo Yuan gave? But if the record above is about him, then who built this relic? And why did they leave these records?

The more I read Lin Yuxia, the more troubled I became, as if I were stuck in a tangled ball of wool.

Lin Yuxia shook her head to get rid of the mess in her mind and continued to read the records on the wall.

Lin Yuxia: The Knight of Black Nightmare... is subordinate to the Knight King... and under his command is the Knight King's most... sharp sword?

Knight King? I didn't expect this relic to have existed for so long.

Lin Yuxia shook her head and said: It’s hard to say. After all, this relic is too clean, unless someone cleans it here every day.

...This game isn't that kind, what else is written on it?

Lin Yuxia: Just like before, most of it is just gossip and only a few pieces of information are related to this mysterious knight.

...Could it be that these gossips are meant to hide information about this knight?

Lin Yuxia: Then why didn’t you hide it at all in the beginning?

this…….

Lin Yuxia: Really, I am actually starting to regret it. This relic might have been left for someone on purpose.

……

At this time on a pillar

Luo Yuan shook his head and said: It seems that the information she left here has reached its limit. Even the content of their quarrels was written down.

At this time, in the imperial palace of China.

Ji Qianhua sat on the dragon throne and said to Yu Tianquan beside her: Why are they petrified?

Yu Tianquan shrugged and said: Most likely, he was scared by Wuhen's large number of souvenirs.

Yao Wuhen looked at the pile of fruits and vegetables beside him and said: Hey, I won't take the blame! These are what the Emperor wants.

Yu Tianquan: Can’t you stop it?

Yao Wuhen: I can’t stop them and my warehouse is almost full.

Yu Tianquan: ...Anyway, let’s move these fruits and vegetables away first, otherwise we won’t be able to hold the meeting.

after an hour

Three people sitting in a tea room drinking tea and resting

Yao Wuhen: So who do you want me to fight?

Ji Qianhua took a sip of tea and said: Anyone who trespasses into the border will be killed without mercy. These gods are not the ones who have been slaughtered by the End for several epochs. They are brand new and don’t know the rules. Remember to strike them hard. Anyway, they will be refreshed in the next epoch.

Yao Wuhen: I see, but what about our Chinese? At least those on the Conferred God List should be able to be resurrected.

Ji Qianhua: Unfortunately not, otherwise why would those brats be so arrogant?

Yao Wuhen: They dare to come and cause trouble? Even if they are newly refreshed, they can't be so bold, right?

Ji Qianhua tapped his head lightly with his fingers and said: There is something wrong with their brains. They don’t know why they firmly believe that China has no God.

Yao Wuhen: What? Are those substitutes really mentally ill?

Yu Tianquan: Not long ago, Poseidon even came here alone to kill me, but I killed him on the sea.

Yao Wuhen: Not surprising after all, you are China’s number one swordsman.

Yu Tianquan spread his hands and said: But I can't compare to Lin Changye and Luo Xiaoyao, and I didn't use a sword at that time. I used Gonggong's ability to control the sea water and blew him up.

Yao Wuhen: ...Brother, why don't you go see Li Yisheng later? I think you need to see a doctor.

Yu Tianquan: For me, seeing a doctor is not as good as maintaining good health. Speaking of this, try my new tea.

As he spoke, Yu Tianquan picked up another teapot and poured tea.

At this moment, the door of the tea room was suddenly opened and a woman spoke seriously.

Reporting abnormalities in border detection phenomena, it is speculated that it may be an invasion by gods.

Ji Qianhua said calmly: Which one?

Eighty percent are the Hindu god Indra.

Ji Qianhua looked at Yu Tianquan and said: You'd better not make tea in the palace next time. It's the same as the rule that it will rain when you open a new tent.

Yu Tianquan: ...I just don't believe it! How could I, the great Chinese Sword Saint, be so unlucky!

Ji Qianhua spread out the scroll and said: Okay, it’s almost time to get down to business first, Wuhen should start working.

Yao Wuhen stood up and said: How to deal with it? I can kill this noob even if I stay here.

Ji Qianhua gently brushed the scroll and said: Of course you can, but that won’t be handsome enough.

Yao Wuhen: Got it. I’ll be back soon.

While pouring tea for Ji Qianhua, Yu Tianquan said: Don't be away for too long. The tea will not taste good if it is too cold.

Yao Wuhen: Don’t worry, I’m always afraid of getting burned.

As he spoke, Yao Wuhen walked leisurely towards the door.

The next second he suddenly appeared on the border wall and countless gun barrels were immediately aimed at him.

Yao Wuhen looked at the soldier in front of him who was nervously pointing his weapon, and instead of getting angry, he nodded with satisfaction and said.

Yao Wuhen: Not bad, there is no problem except that it is not strong enough. Although I also want to train you, but Lord Human Emperor, you should explain it to me. After all, the real show is about to begin.

Ji Qianhua appeared beside Yao Wuhen and said: Haha, that's true. General Mu, please step back and see clearly what the strongest person in China is like.

...All troops, put down your guns! We, the 065 squad, welcome the Emperor!

As he spoke, General Mu and the other soldiers put away their guns and saluted.

Ji Qianhua waved her hand and said: This is not the imperial palace, please don't be polite.

Just at this moment, bursts of thunder were heard, and before General Mu could make any move, a hand blocked them.

Yao Wuhen: Sorry kid, you did a great job, but this stage is mine!

As he spoke, Yao Wuhen slowly stretched out his arm and crushed the sudden lightning.

Yao Wuhen opened his blood-red eyes and looked at the figure standing in the sky and said: That's it? Are you here to tickle me? Oh, by the way, who allowed you to look down on our Emperor? Kneel down!

The next second, before Indra could make any move, a huge pillar like a tower smashed him from the air into the ground!

General Mu looked at what happened at that moment and said in a daze: Is this a pillar? No, this is a hand! ?

It was not until then that they saw clearly that it was not a pillar at all, but just a little finger!

Ji Qianhua smiled with satisfaction and said: Wuhen, hit me!

Yao Wuhen: Yes, sir!

The next moment, the arm that was originally standing in the sky reached down to grab Indra who was lying on the ground, threw him upwards, and then suddenly pinched it.

Yao Wuhen: Oh, by the way, how badly does the beating have to happen?

Ji Qianhua thought for a moment and said: Hmm? I want his godhood, so don't use the axe.

Yao Wuhen loosened his giant hand and released Indra and said: I see. This can be used as a teaching material. Boys, show me what real boxing is.

After saying that, Yao Wuhen appeared in front of Indra in a flash. The bloody murderous aura condensed into a boxing glove in his hand. He punched Indra in the face, directly blowing off half of his face!

boom! boom! boom!

At the same time, huge thunders struck Yao Wuhen, but they were destroyed by the endless evil spirit before they could even get close to him.

Yao Wuhen shook his head as he looked at Indra in front of him, who was like a sculpture constantly mobilizing thunder attacks.

Yao Wuhen: It’s almost over or the tea will get cold.

The next moment, the second punch was thrown with infinite murderous energy, which directly smashed Indra into pieces. Until the last moment of death, Indra's mouth curled up slightly and said.

Thanks

Yao Wuhen caught the divine power falling from the sky and said: You’re welcome, let’s wait until you come back and then we’ll have a good fight.

Then Yao Wuhen came to Ji Qianzhao and handed the lightning-shaped divine power to her.

Ji Qianhua took out a jade box with Sanskrit on it, put the divine power away and said: Now you know why Tianquan was so heavy-handed?

Yao Wuhen: Yeah, I would do the same. Let’s go or the tea will get cold.

Ji Qianhua: Yes.

After saying this, Ji Qianhua waved his hand, and the two returned to the tea room.

Yu Tianquan looked at the two people calmly and said: Welcome back, this tea is just right for drinking after exercise.

Yao Wuhen touched the teacup and said: No, it's still too hot.

Yu Tianquan: ...I didn’t ask you to drink it all in one breath.

Ji Qianhua picked up the teacup and shook it slowly a few times, then said: Okay, get ready, we will go out together. By the way, Tianquan, bring the tea and teapot you specially prepared to meet Anna, you must bring a gift.

Yu Tianquan: Got it.

After saying that, Yu Tianquan stood up and left the tea room to prepare a gift for Anna.

Ji Qianhua: Okay, we still have some extra lessons for you, although you probably already got the answer.

Yao Wuhen: Thank you for your help.

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Okay, okay, I know this is not what I should record now, so let’s change the perspective, dear viewers.

At this time in the end of the small world

Lin Changye leaned against the wall and said: Is this okay?

Anna played with the silver key in her hand and said slowly: What do you think I am, Chang Ye?

Lin Changye: Our boss is the biggest heretic in the world and also a madman.

Anna lowered her head and said: Oh, I'm really sad that there was no thunder.

Lin Changye rolled his eyes and said: Stop pretending, you are obviously smiling so happily.

Anna said with a happy smile: Because it is the truth, people often lie to me.

Lin Changye: After all, you are a saint, and as long as I make you happy, it will be beneficial.

Anna: But I am not God, and even God is not omnipotent.

Lin Changye: Anyway, I don’t believe in God, so why not ask if anyone among us believes in this? At most, we can put your photo on the table and worship it as a god.

Anna: Well, speaking of this, I have another question. I don’t have any divinity, so why is it useful for them to worship me?

Lin Changye:...I thought it was you who did it.

Anna thought for a moment and said: Azathoth made a deal with me at that time and created a possibility in exchange for all his power and soul.

Lin Changye: What does he want to do?

Anna: It’s not about what he wants to do, but what I want. By the way, what do you think would happen if I wanted to go to another dimension?

Lin Changye's mouth twitched and said: You are the boss and you have the final say, but I am also a little interested. Anyway, you are not the kind of person who would play with other people's lives.

Anna: Haha, yeah! That’s me!

Lin Changye shrugged and said: So how do you feel now?

Anna said happily: "Well, it feels good to have a goal! But aren't you afraid that I will mess up?"

Lin Changye sighed and said: Charlotte once said that the boss is responsible for having fun and it is the younger brother’s job to clean up the mess.