Universal Mechanic

Luo Yuan: So it’s actually the same with or without me, right?

Lin Changye: I can’t say anything, it will indeed be easier if you are here.

Luo Yuan: For example?

Lin Changye: If things go smoothly, the two of us can have a leisurely date.

Luo Yuan: Am I being used as a tool by you two?

Lin Changye just shrugged his shoulders: If you don't want to, I will accept the refund.

Luo Yuan: Don’t even think about it. Compared with the workload, the remuneration is really cost-effective. What’s more, since I have taken over the job, I will be responsible to the end.

Lin Changye: I think so, so let’s first talk about what to do if they don’t follow our expected route. Originally, I planned that if they deviated from the expected route, Luo Xiaoyao and I would create some noise. They headed towards the expected route, but since Luo Xiaoyao had left beforehand, Yi Sheng and Cang Yue had to do it for them.

Luo Cangyue: Don’t worry, leave it to us!

Luo Cangyue jumped up with great momentum and performed an idol-style move and said, "Of course it would be better if there was no ketchup on the corner of her mouth."

Li Yisheng: After all, it would be too pitiful for you and Zhongyan if you, Aye, were to use Zhongyan to chop stones. And Xiao Cangyue, you still have ketchup on the corner of your mouth.

Luo Cangyue: Oops! I got used to wearing the mask and forgot to wipe my mouth again...

Li Yisheng: Oh, since you are a singer, how can you be so careless about your face? Come on, let me wipe your mouth.

Luo Cangyue: Thank you, Sister Yi Sheng. I usually have a bunch of maids to take care of me and I am almost exhausted.

Li Yisheng: Then you should pay attention to yourself. What if you don’t pay attention and the sauce gets on the mask?

As he spoke, Li Yisheng picked up a tissue and carefully wiped Luo Cangyue's face.

Luo Cangyue: Well, I will pay attention!

Luo Yuan: Hey, don’t you pay attention?

Luo Yuan walked to Lin Changye and put his arm on his shoulder.

Lin Changye gave him a look: What should I pay attention to? Are their two attributes incompatible?

Luo Yuan: ...I said, brother, the point is not here, okay? And if you really want to count the attributes, your majestic Knight King and Vampire Queen... No, it seems unexpected that there is no sense of violation? This setting is quite popular in girls' games.

Lin Changye: ...I won’t rant about why you know so much about girls’ games, but can you be normal? There are no transparent options for you to choose from.

Luo Yuan: ...My illness is not that serious yet. I just want to talk about it, okay?

Lin Changye: Whatever you say, as long as there are no problems later.

Luo Yuan: By the way, do you want to live or die?

Lin Changye: ...It depends on your ability.

Luo Yuan: Then we decided to capture them alive, but what are you going to do with those battleships? If it were a game, it wouldn't be a problem for me to become a world champion, but in reality, I probably can't even find the power button anywhere.

Lin Changye: I think so. Don’t worry, you can just find a terminal and stuff Yinglong’s clone into it and hand it over to her.

Luo Yuan: So my job is to be a bodyguard and transporter, but I can’t handle it all at once from the moment I open the door, okay?

Lin Changye: There is no way. If you just open a door, you can get through with a system error, but if you start hacking into the entire system from the beginning, you will definitely be discovered as long as the other party is not an idiot.

Luo Yuan: Got it, but are you sure Luo Xiaoyao didn't detect it wrong? Only two people can control such a large fleet?

Lin Changye: This old model can be controlled by shipboard AI, not to mention Luo Xiaoyao's detection capabilities are much better than ours. Although these warships are equipped with stealth equipment, they should not be too advanced equipment. , but there should still be a lot of technologies that can be used.

Luo Yuan: ...Wait a minute, brother, please calm down and you haven’t got anything yet. It’s useless for you to think so much here.

Lin Changye: ...Same.

Luo Yuan: So what now? Going to take a spaceship? Still have to take a battleship! ?

Lin Changye: ...Why are you so high? Save your energy. We are only traveling on a small spaceship this time.

Luo Yuan: You can’t say that. Battleships, spaceships, these are all men’s romance! It’s really helpful for a game geek like me!

Lin Changye: That’s true. Are you interested in the trip we plan to take in the future?

Luo Yuan: ...I must be interested. After all, we have never been to other civilizations before. If possible, I would also like to go. However, there is a troublesome matter to deal with recently. It is hard to say whether I can participate.

Lin Changye: Then I can only wish you good luck. At worst, we can just bring you a souvenir later.

Luo Yuan: Then I will look forward to it... I have a feeling that the scene will be quite unpleasant.

Alpha: Master, it’s almost time.

While everyone was chatting leisurely, Alpha suddenly made a notification.

Lin Changye: Is the time already up? Where are the companions on this mission?

Alpha: The passers-by for this mission have gathered and are currently explaining the mission. Now we only need you, the master, to arrive before we can set off.

Lin Changye: Then let’s go.

After saying that, Lin Changye put on his starting bracelet and walked towards the door of the reception room.

Luo Yuan: Oh, it’s finally time to go. By the way, don’t you need to change clothes?

Lin Changye: We don’t need to breathe anyway, and something that hinders our activities is really not suitable for us.

Luo Yuan: ...You are obviously the King of Knights but you are not used to wearing armor at all. And those two over there, are you okay with wearing skirts like this?

Lin Changye: I don’t think you need to worry about this.

Luo Yuan: What?

Li Yisheng said while tying up her long hair: Don't worry, I'm wearing safety pants underneath and there is magic around me to maintain normal gravity, so the skirt won't float up.

Luo Cangyue: I also wear safety pants, and the skirt I am wearing also has a lot of magic spells on it, so there will be no lucky pervert incident like the skirt flying up.

Lin Changye: That's it. Think about it, haven't we never encountered this kind of thing before? Our girls simply don’t have that function.

Luo Yuan: So our girls are basically like this. Let’s not talk about this kind of thing. None of us guys have the courage. The girls themselves don’t have any flaws.

Li Yisheng: After all, we are very innocent.

Luo Cangyue: That’s right! That's right!

Lin Changye: Okay, that’s it for the digression and it’s time for us to set off.

Because I made a mistake about the time for taking the certification exam, the exam will be suspended on Sunday, July 7th. Thank you all.