Universal Mechanic

next day

Lin Changye: Is it really okay for you to do this?

Luo Yuan: It’s not because you opened the wrong door! It took me a full five hours to escape!

Lin Changye: Oh, I wasn't careful. Anyway, I thought that with your strength, you wouldn't have much trouble... It would be better to say that we thought you would definitely run over directly.

Luo Yuan: ...Then why do you put a lot of traps and traps? Doesn't this make it difficult for people to run through? And what happened to the last boss? ? Damn it, it’s hard enough! It's obviously made of wood, but its defense is much harder than steel.

Lin Changye: What? Is there such a thing? I haven't been there for a while. When did this thing appear?

Luo Yuan: ...wait, isn’t this your thing?

Lin Changye: Of course not. If I made it, it must be made of the alloy I am still testing. How could it be made of wood? The thing you mentioned was probably caused by Final or Alpha.

Luo Yuan: Are they two demons?

Lin Changye: One is a holy sword and the other is an AI based on a knight. Neither of them has anything to do with demons, right?

Luo Yuan: ...If it's so bad, are you sure you're not being used as a prototype? There is only a heretical version of knight like you in the world... You must know that even fallen knights still have their own rules.

Lin Changye: What does it have to do with me? They keep theirs, why do I care? As long as you don't bother me, it has nothing to do with me. The knight's code is of no use.

Luo Yuan: You really sound like a devil.

Lin Changye: What? Are you interested in rules that are outdated and rigid, even harder than titanium alloy steel plates?

Luo Yuan: Hey, please spare me. Who is interested in that thing? It would be better to say that talking about the code of chivalry on the battlefield is simply risking death.

Lin Changye: Isn’t this nonsense? If you have time to pose, you might as well slash the enemy, not to mention that it would be best if there are enemies who will wait for you to finish the pose before taking action.

Luo Yuan: People will engage in a lot of useless etiquette on the battlefield. The only ones who have never been on the battlefield and think they are old men. When playing RPG, the most annoying thing is to encounter this kind of NPC in the novice level. I would really like to cut him off with a knife.

Lin Changye: That’s why I don’t like those things. They’re too troublesome and useless at all. Plus, guys who talk about such things as the Glory Code and Rules are the easiest to betray.

As he spoke, Lin Changye's tone became colder.

Luo Yuan waved his hand as if to dissipate the murderous intention: Hey, hey, I told you that if you calm down, the murderous intention will come out. If you continue, some (people?) will be very happy, but from the perspective of a friend It's better to stop you... Otherwise, this alpha thing of black history will start to become a lifelong psychological trauma.

While speaking, Luo Yuan raised his head and looked at the sky at a 45° angle.

Lin Changye: ...Oh, no one will be angry when I see you looking so stupid, but I still want to thank you, and your tone is almost going back to the way it was before, ...and you two also put down the camera. I've calmed down. No matter how long you hold me, I won't lose control, especially where did you finally say that your professional-grade camera came from?

After finally hearing what Lin Changye said, he put away the professional video camera in his hand with a face on his face and then said: I took this with Mr. Lin Feng. I only said I wanted to take pictures of His Majesty, so you just asked someone to bring it to me. Woolen cloth.

Lin Changye: Hello! It turns out that you said you were leaving for a while before you came back to do this?

Zhongyan: I also took this.

As he spoke, he finally took out a book that looked quite heavy.

Lin Changye: Hey, that can’t be the case.

Zhan Yan: Your Majesty, your photo album is a rare item to me. After all, it is quite rare to grow up in such a normal environment and live happily.

Lin Changye: ...Strictly speaking, it was a state of amnesia during that time, so don’t think of me, okay! And I was gradually recovering at that time, okay? It means don’t call me Your Majesty! Have you ever seen a country where there are only kings and princesses? A country that doesn’t even have a single citizen has a ball!

Luo Yuan: ...Tsk, tsk, I haven't seen you taunting like this for a long time. Please take care of yourself tonight... Do you need some special medicine?

Lin Changye: Do you think I do? And get out of here!

Li Yisheng smiled: It's so happy that she actually said that I am the princess.

Zhongyan: Haha, it’s such a pleasant atmosphere, but there’s nothing I can do about it. I felt the familiar atmosphere and subconsciously changed my name back.

Lin Changye: ...This is my fault, but please hand over that sinful photo album to me! That is simply a collection of my dark history!

Zhong Yan: ...Can you wait until I make a copy before returning it?

Lin Changye: Of course not!

Zhongyan: Really not possible?

Lin Changye: I really can’t... Please, this is really too hellish for me...

Li Yisheng: Just pay him back, otherwise it would be too pitiful.

Zhong Yan: ...Okay, but it’s such a pity.

Lin Changye: Thank you Yi Sheng!

Li Yisheng: It doesn’t matter, because I have a whole set of carefully selected photos here! Look how handsome this photo is!

Zhongyan: Oops! Really! Can you make a copy for me? In exchange, I can tell you about his past affairs.

Li Yisheng: Okay!

Lin Changye: ...Alfa locked the printer, ...Alfa?

Alpha: ...to shut down (?+?_?+?).

Lin Changye: ...even you.

Li Yisheng: Hehe Alpha won’t help you.

Luo Yuan: Oops, it seems that the status of the princess is relatively high in someone's kingdom. What is our original topic?