Universal Mechanic

Chu Yunqi: Very good. Let’s talk about why my supplies were not sent to the front line not long ago, a few days ago, shall we?

Minister Lu: (Damn! It’s actually this! Damn it, I shouldn’t have come here just for that little money! This damn thing has nothing to do with me!)

Chu Yunqi: What's wrong? Why don't you look up? This is not good for your health.

Lin Feng silently took a small step back to escape the pressure unleashed by Chu Yunqi.

Lin Feng: (Oh? I haven’t seen this pressure for a long time. He is worthy of being called the God of War. No wonder the two of them asked me to prepare to drink tea and watch a show on the side...but just watch the show on the side. It’s really a bit of a waste. I think I’d better record it. Some guy who can’t leave the house will definitely pay for it with me.)

Lin Feng made up his mind and turned on the high-definition mode of the camera.

Chu Yunqi: Huh? (Is this recording?...Haha, if you sell it to your dad, you should be able to get a lot of pocket money, right?)

Minister Lu: (...This, what a terrifying smile! I have never been so scared in all the years I have been messing around in the court! It is not the feeling of treating people as chess pieces, but the feeling of looking at the things on the dinner plate. Eyes that look like food. The reason I'm still alive now is just because she hasn't decided who to start with! As soon as she decides the order of dining, I and the others will definitely be eaten to pieces without being able to escape. Clean!)

clatter!clatter!clatter!clatter!

At this moment, a rhythmic tapping sound interrupted his thoughts.

Minister Lu: (What is this sound? Could it be!)

While thinking about it, Minister Lu raised his head and saw a scene that frightened him. Chu Yunqi was still looking at them with a faint smile, but her fingers were tapping the armrests of the chair rhythmically.

Minister Lu: (Damn, are you urging us? And Lin Feng, you bastard, you still have the time to whistle!)

At this time, the rhythm of the originally rhythmic percussion suddenly accelerated!

Minister Lu: (Is this suddenly accelerated tapping sound warning us that we are too slow!? But, damn it, I can’t die in a place like this! I’m different from those stupid pigs who only have women in their minds! Why? I can die in a place like this! But if this continues, I will definitely die. But... if we kick out those fat pigs who can only fill up the mess, what can I say to ensure my own value?)

At this time, the author thoughtfully provides readers with a free reactor so that you can understand Chu Yunqi's Morse code.

Chu Yunqi: Very good, very good, that’s right.

Lin Feng: It's so cruel. I really have to admire the fact that Her Royal Highness did not take the initiative but led people to the abyss.

Chu Yunqi: Haha, it’s just of course. If it weren’t for the fact that they were too jumping and it was really unpleasant to watch, otherwise I wouldn’t want to deal with these bugs myself.

Lin Feng: Having said that, aren’t you having a great time, Princess?

Chu Yunqi: Since I have put down my body to deal with them, then naturally I have to give priority to my mood.

Lin Feng: But that bitch named Lu will definitely spit out a lot of information, but please note that he will definitely hold back some important information.

Chu Yunqi: That’s why I’m happy. Guys like this who think they are smart are easy to take advantage of, and the look in their eyes full of despair when they know that they are just a clown from beginning to end is simply perfect!

Lin Feng: This is really bad, but I'm really looking forward to what you plan to do, so I'll add some information.

Chu Yunqi:...oh?

Lin Feng: This bitch named Lu is the subordinate of a certain shrew.

Chu Yunqi:...Hmph! Sure enough, dogs are as mean as their owners!

Lin Feng: Well, I can't deny this, but what are you going to do?

Chu Yunqi: Don’t worry, I really have to deal with that bitch in any number of ways. The reason why I haven’t done it yet is because there is no way to completely make her collapse in despair. Why did I have to do it to me in the first place? I'll give it back a hundred times a thousand times, but now I don't mind helping to discipline an unruly dog ​​first, and I want [-]% of Uncle Lin's performance fee for this time.

Lin Feng: I want a beautiful little girl at most [-]%!

Chu Yunqi: [-]%! And Uncle Lin, why are you fighting with me if you are not short of money?

Lin Feng: [-]%, no, you have to fight, otherwise it won’t be fun when I rob your dad of your money!

Chu Yunqi: What’s the point of doing this?

Lin Feng: There's no way that guy has been so useless these past few years. If we hadn't been able to beat him up, the four of us would have sent him to the hospital!

Chu Yunqi: ...Is it really okay for you to say such things in front of me?

Lin Feng rolled his eyes: "I don't believe you don't want to beat him."

Chu Yunqi: Frankly speaking, I really want to. Because he is here, I can’t attack a certain bitch, but I can’t usurp the throne or anything like that. Seriously, Uncle Lin, why don’t you sponsor me, and then I’ll go and kill that bitch? When this bitch is beaten down in her hometown, her expression will definitely be quite wonderful.

My school has final exams in the next two weeks, so the content shouldn't be too much.