Universal Mechanic

Li Yisheng: Even Sister Anna came to see me... although it was more like complaining than psychological treatment.

Xiao Mingqin: How come I don’t know? ...Uh, okay, this seems to be my fault.

Li Yisheng: Who told you to stay in the kitchen and not come out... Although there is nothing we can do about it.

Xiao Mingqin: After all, there are so many of us, otherwise we wouldn’t be able to fully prepare, even though I took the initiative to bring it up.

Li Yisheng: You were supposed to be Sister Anna’s exclusive chef and not responsible for us.

Xiao Mingqin: Because I want to do it, I’ll do it together. Otherwise, if only Anna eats differently, it feels like I’m excluding her. What’s more, it doesn’t make any difference to me whether I make 1 portion or 10 portions. It’s better. It's quite interesting to say that.

Li Yisheng: Unfortunately, the dishes ordered by everyone are basically different, but you only need to put a menu.

It's better to say that it would be more convenient for us if you did this.

Xiao Mingqin: Hey, are you down? I thought you would go find Chu Yunqi?

Lin Changye: I'm not interested in calculations and scheming. The result of my going there is just to want to kill people. What's more, if I go there, I will definitely be bitten.

Li Yisheng: You are very self-aware, although I really want to take a bite now.

Lin Changye: Please spare me. I can't withstand such torture from you. Don't forget that you are infinitely higher than me in terms of your cultivation alone and not your strength.

Li Yisheng: I don’t know what you are talking about?

Lin Changye: No matter how you pretend to be stupid, it’s useless. If you only smoke a little at a time, it doesn’t matter. But you will not stop until you are full every time.

Li Yisheng: Ahaha, how do you say that?

Xiao Mingqin: Hey, can you two stop showing off your affection in front of me, a single guy?

Li Yisheng: I don’t care about you.

Lin Changye: Wouldn’t it be nice if you established your relationship with the gourmet earlier?

Xiao Mingqin: No, I already said there is no relationship between us.

Lin Changye: ...You really deserve your rotten peach blossoms.

Xiao Mingqin: ...Do you and your wife have to be so in sync? Even if you choke, you have to say the same thing!

Li Yisheng: This is called telepathy. If you are envious, just go find a partner.

Xiao Mingqin: Then forget it, I can live well alone now.

Li Yisheng: That’s why you have such bad luck.

Xiao Mingqin: Huh?

Lin Changye: Even I don’t know what to say about you. After all, of all the men among us, you are the most stupid.

Xiao Mingqin: No, I just have no interest in this aspect. There is no need to be so exaggerated, right? Rather, I don’t think many people would be interested.

Lin Changye and Li Yisheng: (...he directly set a big banner!)

Xiao Mingqin: And no one will like me just like me? In addition, I don’t have any special abilities. Besides, this is not a novel. It is impossible for things like girls to fall from the sky to happen!

Luo Yuan who just walked down: ...I think it's better if you don't continue talking.

Xiao Mingqin: Don’t worry, I’m not a harem-shaped male protagonist. It’s impossible for me to get stabbed or something like that, right? Ahaha!

Luo Yuan: ...Based on my experience of playing so many games, your words are simply full of death flags.

Lin Changye: ...I think I should help you build a set of armor first rather than myself.

Xiao Mingqin: What?

Li Yisheng looked at Xiao Mingqin who looked confused and sighed: "Aye, you'd better do it faster. I don't want to increase the workload."

Lin Changye: ...I'll try my best.

Xiao Mingqin: ...Why do I feel that you have assumed that something will happen to me from the beginning?

Lin Changye: Who made your words sound problematic?

Luo Yuan: According to my experience of playing so many love games, what you just said is really true.

Xiao Mingqin: What are you talking about? It's not like the game is so exaggerated.

Luo Yuan: The more you talk about it, the more dangerous it becomes to me, instinctively.

Xiao Mingqin: How could it be so mysterious?

Luo Yuan: Yi Sheng, what do you think?

Li Yisheng: It’s all black smoke, okay?

Wow! what happened! ?

Sorry for the lack of things to do today!