On the Throne: The King of Black and White
Chapter 87 Retired Hunter, Marriage and Parenting Guarantee Association
Among the trembling teachers.
The middle-aged woman sat down slowly, with a gentle smile on her face.
"Everyone...have you found anyone recently?"
As soon as these words came out, a bunch of teachers lowered their heads and remained silent.
The few teachers with families held their heads high, turned on their mobile phones, and approached with a proud look on their faces.
"President Shen! This is a photo of my two-year-old daughter!"
"Sister Shen, this is my family photo!"
"Come on, come on, take a look at my wedding photos. Are they handsome?"
"My wife is a hunter of the same level as me!"
……
The middle-aged woman looked at the teachers' mobile photo albums with a happy smile on her face.
"Excellent...really excellent!"
"Seeing your happy family makes me feel like I can live another 100 years!"
After the heartfelt joy, the woman turned her eyes and slowly looked at the group of silent teachers.
Her smile gradually faded and she sighed deeply.
"And you guys are really making it difficult for me..."
Shen Rou, retired hunter-Marriage and Parenting Protection Association, president of Luzhou branch.
Specially concerned about the marriage affairs of retired hunters.
The marriage and childbearing rate among hunters is very low, which is something that the Hunter Association has been worrying about.
During the military service, the mission is dangerous, and it is understandable that no one wants to fall in love.
But the problem is, now that they have retired, their life and work are very safe, but not many people are getting married and having children.
Being single will form habits.
These hunters have been single for decades, and they are completely accustomed to, even like and love the single life!
This worries the association leaders above to death.
You must know that the children of hunters generally have extremely high adaptability to power, and the probability of becoming warriors is much higher than that of ordinary families.
These newborns are the precious new blood of human society and are treasures!
The Hunter Association wishes they would get married right after they retire and have three children, three babies!
But... contrary to expectations, these people are just not interested in love and love.
Moreover, retired hunters are all meritorious officials and heroes of mankind. Their wishes cannot be forced by emotions, reason, or law.
After much thought, the Hunter Association began to think of some sideways methods.
If the hard one doesn't work, then you can use the soft one!
Thus, the Retired Hunter-Marriage and Parenting Protection Association was born.
The main task is to be a matchmaker, to persuade and seduce them to fall in love.
They have integrated married retired hunters of all levels and ages, traveling in various departments, including schools, the army, hunter associations, shops... and they have penetrated everywhere.
Even hunters who live alone and hang out at home can find their address and come to their door.
Introduce blind dates, organize social gatherings, leisure travel, carry out activities, haunted houses, board games, secret rooms, talent shows...
He even recommends things to you online all day long.
There are hunter dating websites, documentaries on happy families of retired soldiers, short videos of cute babies, tooth-dropping romantic science fiction films, movies, comics, novels, etc. that made me feel hot all over and kept me awake all night.
He does everything he can, and his working ability can be said to be quite terrifying.
"You are also 50 or [-] years old, so you are not young..."
Shen Rou sat upright, folded her hands on her knees, looked at the teachers, and said seriously:
"You are young, handsome, and beautiful now. Isn't it a pity that you don't find someone to fall in love with?"
"In a few decades, your skin will start to loosen and you will start to have wrinkles on your face, like...like me."
Shen Rou stretched out her finger, tapped the light lines on the frame of her nose and the corners of her eyes, and said with a sad expression:
"By then, everything... will be too late!"
"They will think you are old, ugly, bald, and greasy. They will call you brother or sister on your lips, uncle or aunt behind your back, and they will make wild guesses about your menopause..."
"Everyone, I, Shen Rou... really don't want to see you end up like this!"
Listening to this earnest talk, the corners of the teachers' mouths curled up slightly.
You have lived for almost 200 years, is there really a problem in calling you old aunt?
I feel like calling me grandma is a bit disrespectful!
Of course, just think about this kind of thing.
Faced with the Marriage and Parenting Protection Association's push to get married, you must not argue face to face, let alone be the first person.
Otherwise, they will pester you with unimaginable patience.
The teacher lowered his head and refused to answer, as if he was accepting the instruction with an open mind.
But Shen Rou knew that these people only went in one ear and out the other. After she left, they would be like that.
"Ugh…"
President Shen sighed softly, and his eyes moved slowly, passing over everyone's bodies.
The teachers she looked directly at were all stiff, with cold sweat breaking out on their foreheads.
And those few winners in life who have partners and families are currently crossing their legs, munching snacks like melon seeds, and are extremely arrogant.
They know that Chairman Shen's pressure has just begun, and then it's time to appreciate the ugliness of singles!
Shen Rou's eyes moved slowly and finally paused a little.
"Civet-Xu Ruomei..."
"Meow~!?"
Facing the panicked female teacher, Shen Rou said with all her treasures:
"C-level hunter, extremely good footwork, 45 years old, unmarried."
"…Why is this so?",
Shen Rou rubbed her eyes and asked doubtfully:
"Is it because of too much training that my legs have become crooked? Is it because I have low self-esteem and dare not go out on a blind date?"
"It's, it's not crooked! Look, see for yourself!"
Ignoring the female teacher who was trying hard to prove herself, Shen Rou glanced at a certain... man with messy long hair and a sloppy beard.
"Crazy Sword - Miao Fei, 66 years old. Although he has not learned alienation, he is outstanding in the field of power generation. He is an exceptionally improved B-level hunter..."
"Although your combat power is exceptional, but you haven't learned alienation, your lifespan is still that of a C-level hunter."
Shen Rou shook her head, her tone very regretful.
"Sixty-six years old... you're not young anymore. If you don't use the sword down there, it will just become noodles from now on."
"Ah…"
In response to this ridicule, Miao Fei smiled gracefully and didn't even bother to defend himself.
Seeing such magnanimous Teacher Miao Fei, President Shen thought for a while and sighed:
"I heard before... that the atmosphere among the men of the Fury Corps was anxious. I thought it was a lie? I didn't expect..."
"Of course it's fake!"
This time Miao Fei could not remain silent. His face turned purple with anxiety, his veins popped out, and he defended loudly:
"The Wrath Corps are all pure men! Straight men! We are not Thorns and Roses..."
After saying these words, Miao Fei regretted it. Two female teachers stared directly at him, which made his spine shiver.
However, because of these words, the marriage hurrayer looked away from him.
Looking at the two female teachers with stiff expressions, Shen Rou raised the corners of her lips and chuckled:
"B-level hunter, Red Ghost Girl - Wu Qinghua, 47 years old."
"B-level hunter, dark lady - Li Jingru, 46 years old."
Bang bang bang... President Shen clapped his hands and praised:
"You are really two outstanding women. Even in the Hunter Association, you are considered to have outstanding talents."
"Obviously she is so outstanding and so beautiful, it is such a pity to live alone all her life..."
Shen Rou took out her phone, with a gentle smile on her face.
"I also have many young talents here. They are all outstanding in terms of appearance, talent, personality, and age. We will add their contact information and send them to you for selection now."
"No, no need!" Li Jingru shook her head and said with a slightly panicked expression: "People like young people! I'm not interested if they are over 25 years old!"
"25 years old?" Shen Rou frowned.
"Yes, yes! I especially like college students, but don't worry, I deeply understand that this is wrong, and I will never do anything..."
"It's ok."
"...Eh?" Li Jingru was stunned.
"It doesn't matter..."
Shen Rou looked directly into Li Jingru's eyes, with encouragement in her tone:
"This is not illegal, no, even if it is illegal, we will not pursue it!"
"If you have the ability to make students fall in love with you, then this is love...the love of two adults!"
"You can take him back to your dormitory, seize the time, race against time, and get married before he graduates!"
Li Jingru's face immediately turned green.
"Of course, male teachers will never allow it. Please stay away from the female students."
After all, even if Li Jingru succeeds in eating young grass, she will be the one who gets pregnant, and the student can continue to study and work.
And if a male teacher dares to attack a female student, his balls will probably be crushed by the principal...
Shen Rou gave Li Jingru a thumbs up, then turned her eyes to Wu Qinghua.
"Tsinghua University...what about you?"
"I won't consider marriage for the time being."
"Sigh... In another four or fifty years, even B-level hunters will start to age and develop wrinkles..."
"Then I will become an A-level hunter."
Wu Qinghua pushed up his glasses and said decisively.
"…also!"
Shen Rou pondered for a while, then a satisfied smile appeared on her face.
If urging marriage can create an A-level hunter, it will really make a lot of money...
President Shen spared Wu Qinghua and directed his firepower at other teachers.
……
Li Jingru pushed her friend's shoulder and asked doubtfully: "Do you really want to become an A-level hunter?"
"I've had enough rest and I feel like I can take a step further."
Wu Qinghua crossed his arms and said calmly: "When this class of students officially graduates, I will return to the Legion and resume my duties."
"Oh~" Li Jingru rolled her eyes and a sly smile appeared at the corner of her mouth. "Then I also want to become an A-level hunter!"
"Otherwise, when we meet in the future, you are still so young and I have wrinkles. Just thinking about this kind of thing gives me goosebumps all over my body."
"Next year, we will return to the legion to resume our duties together!"
Wu Qinghua glanced at his friend, the corners of his mouth curved slightly, but he did not refuse.
……
At the main seat on the other side, the greetings and report to Vice President Jiang Shulong also ended.
The old principal refilled the hot tea for him and said with a warm smile:
"Tomorrow is the 6A qualifying match. You can stay at the school these days. The room is ready."
Then he glanced at the three uninvited guests and said quietly: "There is no accommodation prepared for you here..."
In response, the three legion cadres smiled disdainfully.
They had already guessed it, so they all came here in an RV!
President Jiang took a sip of tea and said with an elegant smile:
"There are more than 6 students evaluated by 30A this year, and there are even two psychics among them..."
"The next game is really exciting...!"
After hearing these words, Ling Sen and Lan Bao looked at each other, with tacit smiles on their faces.
"President..."
Facing everyone's doubtful glances, Ling Sen helped Bai Xu and said slightly mysteriously:
"Perhaps your expectations for this year can be a little higher..."
The middle-aged woman sat down slowly, with a gentle smile on her face.
"Everyone...have you found anyone recently?"
As soon as these words came out, a bunch of teachers lowered their heads and remained silent.
The few teachers with families held their heads high, turned on their mobile phones, and approached with a proud look on their faces.
"President Shen! This is a photo of my two-year-old daughter!"
"Sister Shen, this is my family photo!"
"Come on, come on, take a look at my wedding photos. Are they handsome?"
"My wife is a hunter of the same level as me!"
……
The middle-aged woman looked at the teachers' mobile photo albums with a happy smile on her face.
"Excellent...really excellent!"
"Seeing your happy family makes me feel like I can live another 100 years!"
After the heartfelt joy, the woman turned her eyes and slowly looked at the group of silent teachers.
Her smile gradually faded and she sighed deeply.
"And you guys are really making it difficult for me..."
Shen Rou, retired hunter-Marriage and Parenting Protection Association, president of Luzhou branch.
Specially concerned about the marriage affairs of retired hunters.
The marriage and childbearing rate among hunters is very low, which is something that the Hunter Association has been worrying about.
During the military service, the mission is dangerous, and it is understandable that no one wants to fall in love.
But the problem is, now that they have retired, their life and work are very safe, but not many people are getting married and having children.
Being single will form habits.
These hunters have been single for decades, and they are completely accustomed to, even like and love the single life!
This worries the association leaders above to death.
You must know that the children of hunters generally have extremely high adaptability to power, and the probability of becoming warriors is much higher than that of ordinary families.
These newborns are the precious new blood of human society and are treasures!
The Hunter Association wishes they would get married right after they retire and have three children, three babies!
But... contrary to expectations, these people are just not interested in love and love.
Moreover, retired hunters are all meritorious officials and heroes of mankind. Their wishes cannot be forced by emotions, reason, or law.
After much thought, the Hunter Association began to think of some sideways methods.
If the hard one doesn't work, then you can use the soft one!
Thus, the Retired Hunter-Marriage and Parenting Protection Association was born.
The main task is to be a matchmaker, to persuade and seduce them to fall in love.
They have integrated married retired hunters of all levels and ages, traveling in various departments, including schools, the army, hunter associations, shops... and they have penetrated everywhere.
Even hunters who live alone and hang out at home can find their address and come to their door.
Introduce blind dates, organize social gatherings, leisure travel, carry out activities, haunted houses, board games, secret rooms, talent shows...
He even recommends things to you online all day long.
There are hunter dating websites, documentaries on happy families of retired soldiers, short videos of cute babies, tooth-dropping romantic science fiction films, movies, comics, novels, etc. that made me feel hot all over and kept me awake all night.
He does everything he can, and his working ability can be said to be quite terrifying.
"You are also 50 or [-] years old, so you are not young..."
Shen Rou sat upright, folded her hands on her knees, looked at the teachers, and said seriously:
"You are young, handsome, and beautiful now. Isn't it a pity that you don't find someone to fall in love with?"
"In a few decades, your skin will start to loosen and you will start to have wrinkles on your face, like...like me."
Shen Rou stretched out her finger, tapped the light lines on the frame of her nose and the corners of her eyes, and said with a sad expression:
"By then, everything... will be too late!"
"They will think you are old, ugly, bald, and greasy. They will call you brother or sister on your lips, uncle or aunt behind your back, and they will make wild guesses about your menopause..."
"Everyone, I, Shen Rou... really don't want to see you end up like this!"
Listening to this earnest talk, the corners of the teachers' mouths curled up slightly.
You have lived for almost 200 years, is there really a problem in calling you old aunt?
I feel like calling me grandma is a bit disrespectful!
Of course, just think about this kind of thing.
Faced with the Marriage and Parenting Protection Association's push to get married, you must not argue face to face, let alone be the first person.
Otherwise, they will pester you with unimaginable patience.
The teacher lowered his head and refused to answer, as if he was accepting the instruction with an open mind.
But Shen Rou knew that these people only went in one ear and out the other. After she left, they would be like that.
"Ugh…"
President Shen sighed softly, and his eyes moved slowly, passing over everyone's bodies.
The teachers she looked directly at were all stiff, with cold sweat breaking out on their foreheads.
And those few winners in life who have partners and families are currently crossing their legs, munching snacks like melon seeds, and are extremely arrogant.
They know that Chairman Shen's pressure has just begun, and then it's time to appreciate the ugliness of singles!
Shen Rou's eyes moved slowly and finally paused a little.
"Civet-Xu Ruomei..."
"Meow~!?"
Facing the panicked female teacher, Shen Rou said with all her treasures:
"C-level hunter, extremely good footwork, 45 years old, unmarried."
"…Why is this so?",
Shen Rou rubbed her eyes and asked doubtfully:
"Is it because of too much training that my legs have become crooked? Is it because I have low self-esteem and dare not go out on a blind date?"
"It's, it's not crooked! Look, see for yourself!"
Ignoring the female teacher who was trying hard to prove herself, Shen Rou glanced at a certain... man with messy long hair and a sloppy beard.
"Crazy Sword - Miao Fei, 66 years old. Although he has not learned alienation, he is outstanding in the field of power generation. He is an exceptionally improved B-level hunter..."
"Although your combat power is exceptional, but you haven't learned alienation, your lifespan is still that of a C-level hunter."
Shen Rou shook her head, her tone very regretful.
"Sixty-six years old... you're not young anymore. If you don't use the sword down there, it will just become noodles from now on."
"Ah…"
In response to this ridicule, Miao Fei smiled gracefully and didn't even bother to defend himself.
Seeing such magnanimous Teacher Miao Fei, President Shen thought for a while and sighed:
"I heard before... that the atmosphere among the men of the Fury Corps was anxious. I thought it was a lie? I didn't expect..."
"Of course it's fake!"
This time Miao Fei could not remain silent. His face turned purple with anxiety, his veins popped out, and he defended loudly:
"The Wrath Corps are all pure men! Straight men! We are not Thorns and Roses..."
After saying these words, Miao Fei regretted it. Two female teachers stared directly at him, which made his spine shiver.
However, because of these words, the marriage hurrayer looked away from him.
Looking at the two female teachers with stiff expressions, Shen Rou raised the corners of her lips and chuckled:
"B-level hunter, Red Ghost Girl - Wu Qinghua, 47 years old."
"B-level hunter, dark lady - Li Jingru, 46 years old."
Bang bang bang... President Shen clapped his hands and praised:
"You are really two outstanding women. Even in the Hunter Association, you are considered to have outstanding talents."
"Obviously she is so outstanding and so beautiful, it is such a pity to live alone all her life..."
Shen Rou took out her phone, with a gentle smile on her face.
"I also have many young talents here. They are all outstanding in terms of appearance, talent, personality, and age. We will add their contact information and send them to you for selection now."
"No, no need!" Li Jingru shook her head and said with a slightly panicked expression: "People like young people! I'm not interested if they are over 25 years old!"
"25 years old?" Shen Rou frowned.
"Yes, yes! I especially like college students, but don't worry, I deeply understand that this is wrong, and I will never do anything..."
"It's ok."
"...Eh?" Li Jingru was stunned.
"It doesn't matter..."
Shen Rou looked directly into Li Jingru's eyes, with encouragement in her tone:
"This is not illegal, no, even if it is illegal, we will not pursue it!"
"If you have the ability to make students fall in love with you, then this is love...the love of two adults!"
"You can take him back to your dormitory, seize the time, race against time, and get married before he graduates!"
Li Jingru's face immediately turned green.
"Of course, male teachers will never allow it. Please stay away from the female students."
After all, even if Li Jingru succeeds in eating young grass, she will be the one who gets pregnant, and the student can continue to study and work.
And if a male teacher dares to attack a female student, his balls will probably be crushed by the principal...
Shen Rou gave Li Jingru a thumbs up, then turned her eyes to Wu Qinghua.
"Tsinghua University...what about you?"
"I won't consider marriage for the time being."
"Sigh... In another four or fifty years, even B-level hunters will start to age and develop wrinkles..."
"Then I will become an A-level hunter."
Wu Qinghua pushed up his glasses and said decisively.
"…also!"
Shen Rou pondered for a while, then a satisfied smile appeared on her face.
If urging marriage can create an A-level hunter, it will really make a lot of money...
President Shen spared Wu Qinghua and directed his firepower at other teachers.
……
Li Jingru pushed her friend's shoulder and asked doubtfully: "Do you really want to become an A-level hunter?"
"I've had enough rest and I feel like I can take a step further."
Wu Qinghua crossed his arms and said calmly: "When this class of students officially graduates, I will return to the Legion and resume my duties."
"Oh~" Li Jingru rolled her eyes and a sly smile appeared at the corner of her mouth. "Then I also want to become an A-level hunter!"
"Otherwise, when we meet in the future, you are still so young and I have wrinkles. Just thinking about this kind of thing gives me goosebumps all over my body."
"Next year, we will return to the legion to resume our duties together!"
Wu Qinghua glanced at his friend, the corners of his mouth curved slightly, but he did not refuse.
……
At the main seat on the other side, the greetings and report to Vice President Jiang Shulong also ended.
The old principal refilled the hot tea for him and said with a warm smile:
"Tomorrow is the 6A qualifying match. You can stay at the school these days. The room is ready."
Then he glanced at the three uninvited guests and said quietly: "There is no accommodation prepared for you here..."
In response, the three legion cadres smiled disdainfully.
They had already guessed it, so they all came here in an RV!
President Jiang took a sip of tea and said with an elegant smile:
"There are more than 6 students evaluated by 30A this year, and there are even two psychics among them..."
"The next game is really exciting...!"
After hearing these words, Ling Sen and Lan Bao looked at each other, with tacit smiles on their faces.
"President..."
Facing everyone's doubtful glances, Ling Sen helped Bai Xu and said slightly mysteriously:
"Perhaps your expectations for this year can be a little higher..."
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