Daming: I asked you to hang yourself, but I didn’t ask you to rebuild the Ming Dynasty

At this moment, Tang Ruowang walked in with a group of people with yellow hair and green eyes.

The little emperor fell into a coma, and Dorgon rushed to the doctor because of his illness. He called over all the Western vassals who usually boasted about the advancement of the West.

In Dorgon's view, if there is no light in the east or light in the west, there will always be someone who can cure the dwarf.

As for treating the symptoms or treating the problem...

that's not important!

What you want is immediate results!

What is important is that when moving south, the situation in the DPRK cannot be turbulent!

Tang Ruowang walked away like a tiger, and he seemed to have everything in mind.

However, there was no bottom in my heart.

Don't look at Tang Ruowang who always plays loudly.

However, one knows one's own affairs.

Western medicine……

What a fucking doctor!

That corner of your house...do you have medical skills?

There's a fart!

How could he, a native Westerner, not know this?

Eating mummies…

Eat a girl's heart...

Wherever it hurts;

Taking whatever is painful is the most conservative treatment.

As for-

Injecting feces and urine into the body can lead to immortality and eternal youth...

Sitting inside a rotting whale cures rheumatism...

Stuffing crocodile dung into women's bodies to prevent pregnancy...

Ground dead mice are used to treat inflammation...

Smoking cures asthma…

Eating tapeworms can help you lose weight...

Cut off the tongue to treat stuttering...

Cough!

Don't be surprised.

This is child's play.

Yes, this is the most basic and commonly used medical treatment.

The most advanced and useful medical technique in the West is - bloodletting!

No matter if you have a headache or a brain fever, no matter if your balls hurt or your balls are itchy.

ill?

Then bleed!

not good?

Then go on!

What?

Not good?

Then add another enema!

Enema - don't be dissatisfied~~This is the top therapy!

Bloodletting cures all diseases;

Enema can also maintain health.

This is a Western oil painting. The picture above shows the bloodletting method, and the picture below shows the following sentence

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If it's still bad, then use a big red-hot iron stick and a set of "big iron sticks to poke the chrysanthemums".

As for the doctor...

The best doctor must be a barber.

The best dentist must be a blacksmith.

By the way, you can’t wash your hands, washing your hands is not authentic…

As for dying...

Ah!

That’s not enough!

dissatisfied?

Dissatisfaction means that there is a demon living inside you, and the demon is too powerful...

Medical trouble?

If the doctor makes trouble, it means you are not sincere, and you will choke to death if you are angry. This is the Lord punishing you!

Saying Amen silently in my heart~~

Pearls are universal!

What the hell!

If you are still struggling - your disease has not been cured...

That is - the property you donated to the church is not enough!

Not sincere~~! !

Oye!

The almighty pearl is punishing you, a heretic!

perfect!

You see, my western medicine effect is good or not!

Those who were dissatisfied were put on the stake!

ok!

No bad reviews!

(Note: In a certain church, during this period, the property required to be paid after joining the church has been reduced to one-tenth.

hmm~~

That's very considerate, isn't it?

People used to do it - just donate it all~~

Yes, you read that right. When you first join the church, you have to donate all your family wealth.

Did the so-called three pillars of Wei Zhengguang subvert the perception? )

(Note: Whether it’s money being used to confuse, or it’s really ignorance...

If you are still an individual, please do not confuse modern medicine with Western medicine!

Modern medicine is China’s permanent scar!

This is what Japanese Nu 731 used countless Chinese people to test!

Do you know why the human body is 78% water? ...This is the data obtained after tens of thousands of Chinese victims were steamed alive!

Do you know how to quickly separate flesh and blood? ...This is a frostbite test!

Do you know why there is rejection reaction to human blood? ...This is an experiment of draining human blood and injecting horse blood and human blood!

Head injuries...blood clots...organ transplants...vacuum survival...bacterial tests...

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Every regulation of modern medicine was tested by the Japanese slaves using our Chinese people!

As long as there is still a trace of conscience in your heart, you will not confuse Western medicine with modern medicine! )

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Tang Ruowang has been in China for so many years, relying on his eloquence.

No, the "Chongzhen Calendar" that Emperor Chongzhen spent more than ten years verifying has just been deceived into my Atlantic masterpiece!

I also asked the Qing Dynasty to give me the name of the West and give me a platform in the Atlantic Ocean.

Oh!

Thunder gala!

Our holy religion has finally laid a solid foundation in the Qing Dynasty.

The Holy Religion spent countless costs to make friends with the Chinese, and finally established a firm foundation in the most prosperous place in the world!

Tang Ruowang felt hot in his heart.

This is a magical continent, this is a magical country!

Every bit, every bit, made him yearn for it.

I just wish I could pack up everything in China and ship it back to the West...

Tang Ruowang's thoughts were flying.

At the beginning, Zheng He's team went to our holy religion to preach.

The huge battleship made the entire West tremble.

Even the Holy Cult had to crawl at Zheng He's feet and listen to God's grace.

Since the Scourge of God swept across Europe, the West, which was already shocked by China, once again fell into a carnival yearning for the East.

Zheng He's battleships swept away the last vestiges of ignorance in the Middle Ages that were broken by the whip of God, and it became the consensus of the holy religion to learn Eastern techniques.

In the end, the pioneers of the Holy Religion defeated the conservatives.

Since then, the Holy Cult has begun to explore the world in large quantities.

Following Zheng He's footsteps, Western explorers finally discovered the route to the East.

Set foot on this civilized and ancient land!

Generations of sages of the Holy Religion pioneered one after another, taking advantage of the contradictions within the Ming Dynasty, and the Holy Religion finally succeeded in packaging them into so-called missionaries...

The Holy Cult spent a huge price to win over the three major families in the Yangtze River Estuary with the promise of "Shangzhushi" within the Ming Dynasty.

Do you know why sunflowers are the common custom in that nook - born towards the ocean? True Lord inheritance. Ancestor system, ancestral system...

With the help of the three major families, Li Zhizao, Xu Guangqi, and Yang Tingyun, the Holy Cult successfully established its foundation at the mouth of the Yangtze River, the most prosperous place in the Ming Dynasty.

There is heaven, there are Suzhou and Hangzhou!

This is the treasure land of the entire Ming Dynasty!

This is the best springboard for my holy religion career to advance further!

After receiving the help of the three pillars of my holy religion, the missionaries established a firm foothold in the Ming government.

Since then, all the technology and culture of the Ming Dynasty have been put on ships shipped to the West.

Even the "Yongle Dadian" compiled by Chengzu of the Ming Dynasty has been transported back to the Holy Religion.

This is the most comprehensive book in the history of China, with the largest number of lists, the most complete categories, and all-inclusiveness. It is the crystallization of the entire Chinese wisdom.

The holy religion commented like this - "The largest encyclopedia in the history of this world!"

It has been owned by my holy religion!

The official political book "Jingshi Dadian" compiled by the Yuan Dynasty...

The folk-compiled encyclopedia "Shilin Guangji"...

The same was sent to my holy religion!

There are four major books in the Song Dynasty: "Taiping Yulan", "Taiping Guangji", "Wenyuan Yinghua" and "Cefu Yuangui".

They have also arrived in the embrace of my holy religion!

The Tang Dynasty's "Youyang Zazu" was widely circulated throughout the world and was also acquired by our holy religion.

The essence of Tang Dynasty medical skills, "The Secret of Waitai", our holy religion has obtained the original copy!

The Sui Dynasty's "Wei Zhu", the Three Kingdoms' "Huang Lan"...

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