Daming: I asked you to hang yourself, but I didn’t ask you to rebuild the Ming Dynasty

The emperor asked him to poison him, and Shi Lang died suddenly six months later.

This must be done very accurately!

In order to control the amount of poison, Fang Zhenghua could only test it with his own hands.

Shi Lang was "unappreciated", but he didn't know that a beggar covered in rags behind him had been following him for a long time.

However, no one wanted to take a look at the beggar because he was so dirty.

Where can I attract the attention of the arrogant general?

Just then, Shi Lang saw another official's house. He was pointing at the "thousand-household house" and cursed in a low voice:

A small shit house with thousands of households dares to hang up a lantern with the word "house" on it.

It seems that when I go back, I can hang the word "Shi Mansion" on the door...

At this moment, I heard someone suddenly shouting from behind:

"Catch the thief!

Catch the thief!

Catch that beggar quickly, that bitch actually stole my wallet! "

The scolding was not far behind Shi Lang.

Shi Lang turned around and saw an old beggar rushing towards him in a panic.

Behind the court, there was a beautifully dressed girl chasing the beggar running wildly and shouting!

The girl had her hair loose and wore a light blue armor. Her waist looked particularly light when she moved around.

There are also bulges in front of me, and they are very rich.

"what!"

Shi Lang's eyes lit up.

this chick...

looks so good...

Still dressed as an unmarried woman!

Hehe, it’s time for our hero to save the beauty!

Shi Langlang laughed:

"Don't worry, little lady, these thieves dare to rob property in broad daylight. I will wait until I catch him and hand him over to my little lady!"

The Zheng family is extremely rich.

As the bodyguard chosen by Zheng Zhilong for his son, Shi Lang was naturally well paid.

Shi Lang, who was dressed in silk and dressed as a handsome man, announced his identity, which made the scolding woman look shy.

As the saying goes, beauties love heroes.

Shi Lang was young, a general, and his words were refined, which naturally attracted the woman.

How did she know that Shi Lang was trying to give herself a boost!

His commander-in-chief, Zheng Sen, had just qualified to call himself a "general".

As the head of the family's bodyguard, even if Zheng Sen believed in him, he was just a minor official serving as the commander-in-chief of the Recruiting Banner (with 50 people in charge).

His self-proclaimed name is left in the military camp, but he will be eaten by military sticks!

Shi Lang was still posing, but the beggar had already rushed to his side. He turned sideways and rushed towards the corner of the wall.

Seeing this, Shi Lang no longer cared about "pretending" and hurriedly hit the beggar on the back with his palm.

In his opinion, he was just a thief pretending to be a beggar, and one palm of his hand would surely kill him half of his life.

If you can kill a thief with one palm, you will be very graceful and powerful.

In addition to what I just called myself——

Let’s chat up a few words later…

It shouldn't be a problem to capture this girl and have a casual marriage!

Who knows, Shi Lang planned to play well, but he didn't want to kick the iron plate.

Fang Zhenghua personally dressed up as a beggar to measure his strength.

Fang Zhenghua was the most powerful eunuch in the inner palace of the Ming Dynasty. He was the most powerful eunuch in history.

Not to mention Shi Lang's casual palm, even if he tried his best, he could not survive more than three rounds in Fang Zhenghua's hands.

Facing Shi Lang's slap, Fang Zhenghua twisted slightly to avoid it, and deliberately slowed down his steps.

Shi Lang was about to pose, then his lips opened, and he was about to say:

"You don't need to thank me, little lady. The thieves robbed you in the street, so I will bear the responsibility."

Who knows, when the air reaches my mouth, before it turns into sound, I feel that I have run out of air.

He turned his head and saw that the old beggar was just an inch in front of his palm, dodging the blow he was determined to get.

Dog thief!

You dare to spoil my good deeds!

Shi Lang was furious, and immediately retracted his palm, flew up with a kick, and used [-]% of his effort to kick Fang Zheng's back heart.

If he fails again, he won't be able to hook up with the little girl tonight!

This time, Shi Lang used all his strength.

Wu, the thief, somehow managed to avoid his attack.

This time, he will definitely not be allowed to escape!

Who knows, that weird beggar didn't dodge as smoothly as he did when faced with his own kick, but suffered it all the time.

Shi Lang was overjoyed.

His kick was enough to break a stone millstone.

This old guy was kicked and he was probably going to vomit blood and die on the spot!

That old dog, you have lost my face, you are asking for death!

Shi Lang gritted his teeth with hatred.

Who knows, the next scene will make Shi Lang, who is determined to win, stunned!

I saw that the old beggar actually used the strength of his full kick to jump up and ran a few feet ahead.

After a few ups and downs, he disappeared into the crowd.

Shi Lang was dumbfounded.

I am Nima!

If you have such skills, wouldn't it be a good idea to sneak into your house and pick locks and become a lone thief?

What kind of thief do you think you are?

What the hell!

What a piece of shit, you actually made me think of this?

Now that you're done, how do you seduce that little beauty?

Shi Lang was in a daze, and the little girl had already ran to him:

"May I ask the officer, where is the thief? Has he been caught?"

Shi Lang opened his mouth and couldn't find the words for a while.

The beautiful girl saw the thief running away, but Shi Lang didn't say anything and was still blocking the road. She lost her wallet and was already angry.

Shi Lang didn't speak or move out of the way, which was just adding fuel to the fire.

The girl snorted coldly, passed Shi Lang, and walked forward.

"Hey, girl, I..."

Seeing the girl leaving, Shi Lang came back to his senses and hurriedly caught up with her to say hello.

Who would have thought that the girl not only ignored him, but ran faster and faster, disappearing into the crowd.

"I……"

Shi Lang stretched out his hand feebly...

"Snapped!"

Shi Lang slapped his thigh, his face full of annoyance...

Shi Lang, who had lost his prey and was feeling depressed, found a restaurant, opened a private dining room on the second floor, called the waiter, ordered a table of food and wine, and prepared to drown his sorrows with wine.

He had no idea that the restaurant he walked into was called "Drunken Manlou."

In the back kitchen of the building, an old beggar walked in.

The helper was about to drive away when he saw the man taking out a pocket card.

Just one glance made the man tremble with fright, and he hurriedly bent down and bowed:

"I have seen..."

Before the man could finish speaking, the beggar pulled him up.

This beggar is none other than Fang Zhenghua.

"You are guarding outside!"

The little boy didn't dare to speak. As a peripheral person, he knew not to ask about things he shouldn't ask.

Fang Zhenghua showed the waist badge to the cook in charge of serving dishes, and then asked:

"What dishes do the guests at Qingyuan Pavilion on the second floor order?"

The chef didn't dare to neglect, and hurriedly looked at the menu, then pointed to the tray on one side and said:

"Shangguan, these are the menus of Qingyuan Pavilion. There are still two dishes left to be served."