Daming: I asked you to hang yourself, but I didn’t ask you to rebuild the Ming Dynasty

"The guilty minister Huang Degong, please punish him!"

Huang Degong knelt on the ground, lowered his head and stretched his neck.

His face was firmly pressed to the ground.

My shoulders, I don’t know whether it’s because of fear or something, are shaking...

no way!

The emperor's acting skills were so good that he couldn't hold back his laughter...

Very hard!

It’s really hard work!

I can't bear it anymore...

"Huang Degong!"

Zhu Youjian gritted his teeth:

"I wish I could kill you!"

"call!"

Upon hearing what the emperor said, the ministers breathed a sigh of relief.

Huang Degong will never die...

What do you mean I wish I could kill you...

Doesn’t that mean he won’t kill him?

They have seen this kind of rhetoric a lot.

As for the emperor's anger, the emperor's rage...

It’s not a big deal…

Qi is healthier...

Besides, this man, since he escaped from the capital, has begun to transform more and more into the Taizu and Chengzu of the Ming Dynasty.

Such an emperor is not good!

So bad!

How can a powerful emperor have the comfort of his ministers?

An emperor who rules by doing nothing is a wise emperor!

Moreover--

Even if the emperor is angry to death...

That's a good thing!

When the new emperor takes the throne, most of the courtiers can take a step further...

Zhu Youjian looked around with an inexplicable sneer on his lips:

“But what the ministers said is also true.

Confucius was killed, and the biggest responsibility still lies with Kong Yinzhi.

As the Holy Duke Yan of the Ming Dynasty, Kong Yinzhi turned his back on the country, forgot his ancestors, and sold his ancestors for glory!

Became Donglu's lackey! "

The more Zhu Youjian talked, the angrier he became, with veins popping out on his neck.

This time, it's not just pretending.

Kong Yinzhi, the kowtowing bug, really disgusted him.

"Fang Yuegong!"

Zhu Youjian let Huang Degong kneel on the ground, but called Fang Yuegong, the Minister of Industry.

Fang Yuegong hurriedly tidied up his messy clothes and walked out.

There are several footprints on the hem of this Ming Dynasty Sikong's skirt...

This was kicked by an old friend...

"The minister is here."

Fang Yuegong stood on the left side of Huang Degong.

Zhu Youjian gritted his teeth:

"Kong Yinzhi was unruly and committed suicide without telling anyone. He also caused Ming Dynasty to lose its most holy teacher and descendants.

This beast is dead. If not, I will definitely give him three feet of white silk! "

"Kong Yinzhi's funeral is cancelled. Give him a roll of straw mat and dig a foot of ground to bury him!

In addition, this beast betrayed the country and the saint!

Even if you die, you must not go unpunished!

Remove the ancestral tomb of Confucius for me and bury it on a deserted island three hundred miles away!

The land of Qilu is the birthplace of Chinese Confucianism.

This is the source of the birth of the Holy Religion.

Such a beast!

He does not deserve to stay in the land of Confucianism!

The most holy teacher, I am a Chinese saint.

The ancestral tomb of the Kong family is where the virtuous live!

For such scum to enter the ancestral tomb of Confucius is an insult to the most holy teacher! "

As soon as Zhu Youjian opened his mouth, he gave Kong Yinzhi "preferential treatment" of "hanging alone overseas" and "exposing his corpse in the wilderness"!

I was given a roll of straw mat...

Don't let him enter the ancestral grave.

Even buried on a deserted island...

As for where to bury it, it depends on Fang Yuegong's understanding.

Anyway, the emperor was talking about three hundred miles overseas...

outside!

How extra?

Three thousand miles offshore, also three hundred miles away...

Following Huang Degong, he was assigned [-] li, but it was still [-] li away.

Where it is buried depends on Fang Yuegong's mood.

Based on Fang Yuegong's attitude towards Kong Yinzhi, if he didn't lose more than 1000 miles to him, it would be considered that Fang Yuegong was not upright.

Huang Degong, who was kneeling on the ground, couldn't help but...

His shoulders were shaking hard.

What the hell!

Isn’t this how beggars are treated?

wrong!

Worse than a beggar!

After the beggar died, when the government collected the body, they would take it and bury it.

beggar……

At the very least, he was buried in his hometown!

Huang Degong was full of slander.

Let Fang Yuegong dig a foot to bury...

Kong Yinzhi, the "eldest son" of Confucius who was not engaged in production and was pampered, had already become a fat man.

That fat one weighs over 200 kilograms!

Huang Degong remembered clearly that Dongguo's "Fuhan II" sniper rifle almost failed to penetrate Kong Yinzhi...

One foot deep - I'm afraid it can't even cover the body!

He was also asked to choose a desert island for "burial" three hundred miles away from the Ming Dynasty.

Isn't this subtext - corpses exposed in the wilderness and allowed to be eaten by wild dogs?

The meaning behind that is to chop it into pieces and feed it to the dogs!

what!

Huang Degong's eyes lit up.

He served as a soldier in Liaodong in his early years.

Over there in Liaodong, there is an uninhabited island called Snake Island.

It was full of poisonous snakes and rats.

At this time, it is the time when poisonous snakes are hibernating. Isn’t it the perfect place to carry out His Majesty’s burial order?

Huang Degong secretly made up his mind to tell Fang Yuegong the news later.

……

Just now he was talking about Huang Degong, but he turned around and wanted to expose Kong Yinzhi's body to the wilderness...

Half of the courtiers did not react to the emperor's sudden turn of events.

It's not that the courtiers are not smart.

But the civil servants, who are so pampered that they usually have to sit in a sedan chair to walk a few steps, have really poor physical strength.

The "aerobic exercise" just now consumed too many brain cells, making my head feel dizzy.

For a while, I couldn't "digest" the emperor's "gift"!

But a few officials from the Department of Science and Technology who heard the subtext kept their mouths shut.

He's already dead, why do he care so much?

Come naked in life, die...

Being naked is just too normal.

It’s not that they are unwilling to speak for Kong Yinzhi, but——

The shady Emperor Gou has given them too much benefit!

A dead Duke Yansheng, is it worth them offending the emperor?

Not to mention that Kong Yinzhi is dead, so what if he is alive?

Can you give them this kind of eternal wealth like Your Majesty?

Profit comes first!

This is the first rule of Confucianism.

——"Confucian scholars are the worms that others need!"

The middle-level officials remained silent.

Senior officials are even more deaf-mute.

Their interests are greater!

As for the cabinet boss...

Chen Qiyu, the number one boss trusted by the emperor, kept silent.

Confucius is weak and is most helpful to the emperor. Even if he understands, he will not say anything.

……

Ni Yuanlu, the Secretary of the Ministry of Household Affairs, who was in charge of money and food and controlled the money bag of the Ming government, sneered silently.

The emperor was almost gone, and the Ming Dynasty was almost destroyed!

Kong Yinzhi’s body exposed in the wilderness?

What a shit!

The old things of last year are right before our eyes.

At that time, he took his servants, cooks, bearers, and several half-year-old sons with him...

Holding weapons with your own hands, prepare to die in battle under the Zhengyang Gate!

Your Majesty will be out of trouble, and the Ming Dynasty will be glorious again...

Not to mention that His Majesty gave him so many shares, even if he didn’t give him a penny!

He will not ruin His Majesty's important affairs!

……

Meng Zhaoxiang lowered his head and seemed to be counting the ants under his feet...

Yesterday is still before my eyes.

The sight of him on the Zhengyang Gate Tower was as clear as yesterday in his mind.

At that time, he was sitting on the imperial chair, and with his determination never to go to the city, he went to the front line to boost the morale of the soldiers...