Daming: I asked you to hang yourself, but I didn’t ask you to rebuild the Ming Dynasty
Chapter 1113 A good show
Zhu Yujian held a tin trumpet in one hand, put his other hand on his waist, and cursed loudly:
"You're such a bastard, you've been fighting so many times all day long!
There is not a word of truth, and lies are flying everywhere!
What bullshit the three Jiangzuo people are talking about is actually just bullshit and donkey dung!
I bother!
Counting the classics and forgetting the ancestors of the three great families!
Betray the ancestors and seek glory for the three great families!
Three families of traitors and scum!
Gong Dingzi - you are just a bastard!
Two hundred and five!
Traitor!
Traitor! "
“You, you, you fart!
Prisoner of the Zhu family, please stop slandering people here..."
Gong Ding was in great distress.
As a gentleman from the south of the Yangtze River, as a master of manipulating public opinion, he usually confuses right and wrong, and many people fall under his mouth.
Unexpectedly, he was scolded by Zhu Yujian today and was unable to fight back.
It's not that he is inferior to Zhu Yujian.
But this guy only plays dirty tricks!
Even if he is a great writer, if he really compares his skills, the three Tang kings combined could not write about him in colorful articles...
However, when it comes to swearing, Gong Dingzi is no match for a village woman.
And Zhu Yujian was the "Emperor's Glove" who could scold dozens of village women without falling behind.
Gong Dingzi's face turned pale.
The allusion of Zhuge Liang scolding Wang Lang is naturally familiar to the Jiangnan gentry who personally promoted the popularity of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in the world.
Gong Dingzi understood that if he could not win today's scolding battle, he would be as infamous as Wang Lang for thousands of years.
No one will pursue it. Wang Lang did not die because of Zhuge Liang's words...
The most important thing is that Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang, which was made up.
There are always people who are familiar with history and know that this is fiction...
But what he was scolded was for real!
Gong Dingzi became more and more impatient.
However, when encountering local slang and swearing, the more anxious you are, the harder it will be to curse.
Especially Zhu Yujian actually used the magic weapon of amplification!
Zhu Yujian ignored Gong Dingzi's scolding.
Since the "Herringbone" loudspeaker was delivered, Zhu Yujian could no longer hear the voices on the other side clearly.
He reached out to take the tea handed to him by his personal attendant and took a big sip to moisten his dry throat.
Then - take a deep breath:
"what!
I'm a grasshopper!
I have never seen such a shameless person!
You bastard, you are so stupid, how could your mother be so blind as to lure you to bed!
Why don't I drown you in a urine jar?
It's not your fault to be shameless, it's just that -
You don't find a corner to get there, but you wander across the world, what are you doing?
It's already the beginning of autumn, you hairless grasshopper can still jump around for a few days!
It’s not scary to be lazy, the old bird and magpie can still feed you!
If a person loses two goals, the eighteen generations of his ancestors under the ground will want to take off their pants and cover their faces!
Your ancestors from the underworld all know shame!
You stupid-faced bastard, how can you still have the nerve to live in this world?
If I were you, I would have found a toilet, jumped in and drowned! "
Gong Dingzi's face turned red after being scolded, his head was pounding, and he had no idea what to do.
Without him.
Zhu Yujian's scolding was really sharp.
On the warship, Niu Lu Zhangjing quietly came to Gong Dingzi:
"Master Gong, look at Zhu Yujian, he is only more than 80 steps away from us.
If we find a dozen guns, aim and shoot together, we will definitely knock this guy to the ground! "
Gong Dingzi's eyes lit up and he said hurriedly:
"Lord Kehunduo Zhangjing, I'll leave it to you.
Don't worry, when you go to Jiangnan, I will definitely give you ten beautiful women! "
Ke Huduo's eyes lit up.
This Gong Dingzai family is a wealthy man from Jiangnan!
Can the woman sent by his family be bad?
"Lord Kehuduo, you will not be missing out on white rice and chestnut rice!"
Gong Dingzi rubbed his fingers and made an internationally accepted gesture, indicating that there would be no shortage of money.
White rice refers to white silver.
And chestnuts, of course, refer to gold.
Ke Huduo was even more delighted and immediately smiled knowingly:
"Master Gong, just wait and see the good show!"
Zhu Yujian did not see the reactions of Gong Dingzi and Gong Dingzi.
There is a huge loudspeaker in front of him, which seriously blocks the view of Tang Wang, who can't see it!
Zhu Yujian didn't see it, but the hundreds of households holding telescopes behind him could see it clearly.
You son of a bitch must have done something wrong!
Immediately, several hundred households summoned their men.
The order was issued:
"Tell the brothers to target them!
No matter which ship it is or who the opponent is, if there is any slight movement, it will be killed immediately without asking for instructions! "
The Ming army snipers, who had been on alert for a long time, were authorized to fire at any time.
The snipers who occupied favorable terrain tilted their heads and put their eyes close to the scope.
Drawing a "cross" vision, he glanced back and forth on the Qing warship.
lean less.
Ke Huduo has arranged everything.
During the scolding battle between the two, he, who had already known that Zhu Yujian was a prince, felt a fire hidden in his heart.
Naturally, he had no good intentions.
As a soldier, Ke Huduo knew that once the Tang King was shot, Gong Dingzi, who was standing on the bow of the ship, would be beaten to a pulp by the furious Ming army!
There are even no bones left!
but……
Even though he shouted "Master Gong", in fact, to the Qing court, anyone who was not a bannerman was a slave!
In fact, in the eyes of the Manchurian high-level officials, they are not even considered slaves!
Ke Huduo had only one idea in his mind - to use Gong Dingzi to attract the attention of the Ming army, so that he could get the credit for killing the prince of the Ming Dynasty!
As for the furious Ming army, whether they would shoot Gong Dingzi into mincemeat, or shoot him into dregs with cannons...
What does it matter to him?
It's hard to find three-legged toads in this world. Are there not enough scholars who want to be their dogs?
One Gong Dingzi died, but there are still thousands of Gong Dingzi!
As for whether the Ming army would directly fire cannons and blow all the ships to pieces...
In addition to his men, the vanguard was composed of Han military flags and green battalions.
No matter how many people die, what does it have to do with them?
"You all listen to me. Later I will have a group of Han military flags rush onto the deck with guns to attract the attention of the Ming army.
Then, you hide in the cabin and shoot that King Tang to death!
Remember, doing this will inevitably lead to revenge from the Ming army.
Their first attack will inevitably be a counterattack by the gunners, while the artillery attack will arrive after a few breaths.
Therefore, everyone must seize this time and jump into the water to escape immediately! "
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Ke Huduo walked out of the cabin and mobilized a group of Han flag soldiers to support Gong Dingzi with guns.
These people were the targets for Ke Huduo to divert the attention of the Ming army.
Ke Huduo had no idea that this world was no longer the world he knew.
Under the cover of the boat canopy, the Qing army's gunmen who peeked out their heads had been clearly seen by the Ming army.
"You're such a bastard, you've been fighting so many times all day long!
There is not a word of truth, and lies are flying everywhere!
What bullshit the three Jiangzuo people are talking about is actually just bullshit and donkey dung!
I bother!
Counting the classics and forgetting the ancestors of the three great families!
Betray the ancestors and seek glory for the three great families!
Three families of traitors and scum!
Gong Dingzi - you are just a bastard!
Two hundred and five!
Traitor!
Traitor! "
“You, you, you fart!
Prisoner of the Zhu family, please stop slandering people here..."
Gong Ding was in great distress.
As a gentleman from the south of the Yangtze River, as a master of manipulating public opinion, he usually confuses right and wrong, and many people fall under his mouth.
Unexpectedly, he was scolded by Zhu Yujian today and was unable to fight back.
It's not that he is inferior to Zhu Yujian.
But this guy only plays dirty tricks!
Even if he is a great writer, if he really compares his skills, the three Tang kings combined could not write about him in colorful articles...
However, when it comes to swearing, Gong Dingzi is no match for a village woman.
And Zhu Yujian was the "Emperor's Glove" who could scold dozens of village women without falling behind.
Gong Dingzi's face turned pale.
The allusion of Zhuge Liang scolding Wang Lang is naturally familiar to the Jiangnan gentry who personally promoted the popularity of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in the world.
Gong Dingzi understood that if he could not win today's scolding battle, he would be as infamous as Wang Lang for thousands of years.
No one will pursue it. Wang Lang did not die because of Zhuge Liang's words...
The most important thing is that Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang, which was made up.
There are always people who are familiar with history and know that this is fiction...
But what he was scolded was for real!
Gong Dingzi became more and more impatient.
However, when encountering local slang and swearing, the more anxious you are, the harder it will be to curse.
Especially Zhu Yujian actually used the magic weapon of amplification!
Zhu Yujian ignored Gong Dingzi's scolding.
Since the "Herringbone" loudspeaker was delivered, Zhu Yujian could no longer hear the voices on the other side clearly.
He reached out to take the tea handed to him by his personal attendant and took a big sip to moisten his dry throat.
Then - take a deep breath:
"what!
I'm a grasshopper!
I have never seen such a shameless person!
You bastard, you are so stupid, how could your mother be so blind as to lure you to bed!
Why don't I drown you in a urine jar?
It's not your fault to be shameless, it's just that -
You don't find a corner to get there, but you wander across the world, what are you doing?
It's already the beginning of autumn, you hairless grasshopper can still jump around for a few days!
It’s not scary to be lazy, the old bird and magpie can still feed you!
If a person loses two goals, the eighteen generations of his ancestors under the ground will want to take off their pants and cover their faces!
Your ancestors from the underworld all know shame!
You stupid-faced bastard, how can you still have the nerve to live in this world?
If I were you, I would have found a toilet, jumped in and drowned! "
Gong Dingzi's face turned red after being scolded, his head was pounding, and he had no idea what to do.
Without him.
Zhu Yujian's scolding was really sharp.
On the warship, Niu Lu Zhangjing quietly came to Gong Dingzi:
"Master Gong, look at Zhu Yujian, he is only more than 80 steps away from us.
If we find a dozen guns, aim and shoot together, we will definitely knock this guy to the ground! "
Gong Dingzi's eyes lit up and he said hurriedly:
"Lord Kehunduo Zhangjing, I'll leave it to you.
Don't worry, when you go to Jiangnan, I will definitely give you ten beautiful women! "
Ke Huduo's eyes lit up.
This Gong Dingzai family is a wealthy man from Jiangnan!
Can the woman sent by his family be bad?
"Lord Kehuduo, you will not be missing out on white rice and chestnut rice!"
Gong Dingzi rubbed his fingers and made an internationally accepted gesture, indicating that there would be no shortage of money.
White rice refers to white silver.
And chestnuts, of course, refer to gold.
Ke Huduo was even more delighted and immediately smiled knowingly:
"Master Gong, just wait and see the good show!"
Zhu Yujian did not see the reactions of Gong Dingzi and Gong Dingzi.
There is a huge loudspeaker in front of him, which seriously blocks the view of Tang Wang, who can't see it!
Zhu Yujian didn't see it, but the hundreds of households holding telescopes behind him could see it clearly.
You son of a bitch must have done something wrong!
Immediately, several hundred households summoned their men.
The order was issued:
"Tell the brothers to target them!
No matter which ship it is or who the opponent is, if there is any slight movement, it will be killed immediately without asking for instructions! "
The Ming army snipers, who had been on alert for a long time, were authorized to fire at any time.
The snipers who occupied favorable terrain tilted their heads and put their eyes close to the scope.
Drawing a "cross" vision, he glanced back and forth on the Qing warship.
lean less.
Ke Huduo has arranged everything.
During the scolding battle between the two, he, who had already known that Zhu Yujian was a prince, felt a fire hidden in his heart.
Naturally, he had no good intentions.
As a soldier, Ke Huduo knew that once the Tang King was shot, Gong Dingzi, who was standing on the bow of the ship, would be beaten to a pulp by the furious Ming army!
There are even no bones left!
but……
Even though he shouted "Master Gong", in fact, to the Qing court, anyone who was not a bannerman was a slave!
In fact, in the eyes of the Manchurian high-level officials, they are not even considered slaves!
Ke Huduo had only one idea in his mind - to use Gong Dingzi to attract the attention of the Ming army, so that he could get the credit for killing the prince of the Ming Dynasty!
As for the furious Ming army, whether they would shoot Gong Dingzi into mincemeat, or shoot him into dregs with cannons...
What does it matter to him?
It's hard to find three-legged toads in this world. Are there not enough scholars who want to be their dogs?
One Gong Dingzi died, but there are still thousands of Gong Dingzi!
As for whether the Ming army would directly fire cannons and blow all the ships to pieces...
In addition to his men, the vanguard was composed of Han military flags and green battalions.
No matter how many people die, what does it have to do with them?
"You all listen to me. Later I will have a group of Han military flags rush onto the deck with guns to attract the attention of the Ming army.
Then, you hide in the cabin and shoot that King Tang to death!
Remember, doing this will inevitably lead to revenge from the Ming army.
Their first attack will inevitably be a counterattack by the gunners, while the artillery attack will arrive after a few breaths.
Therefore, everyone must seize this time and jump into the water to escape immediately! "
Everyone nodded in agreement.
Ke Huduo walked out of the cabin and mobilized a group of Han flag soldiers to support Gong Dingzi with guns.
These people were the targets for Ke Huduo to divert the attention of the Ming army.
Ke Huduo had no idea that this world was no longer the world he knew.
Under the cover of the boat canopy, the Qing army's gunmen who peeked out their heads had been clearly seen by the Ming army.
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