Daming: I asked you to hang yourself, but I didn’t ask you to rebuild the Ming Dynasty

It should be said that before the emperor dragged him out of Fengyang Prison and inspected the land, he was still a handsome prince.

You should also be a little more conceited in your behavior.

——Haolai is also a prince, so he can’t be a shrew at every turn!

Zhu Yujian, the Longwu Emperor in history, also presented himself as a scholar.

but!

Ever since Zhu Youjian treated this grandfather's clan as a white glove and threw it away to inspect the fields...

How can I get rid of the insults I suffered for nothing?

That rascal--

I got scolded three times in the morning, each time for two hours without a break.

I was scolded three times in the afternoon, and each time I didn't take a breath for two hours.

Even during lunch, there were people cursing outside the wall!

It takes 21 days to develop a good habit!

And it only takes three days to learn a bad habit!

Do not!

Even, in certain circumstances – just three sentences are needed!

The loyal and honest Emperor Longwu Zhu Yujian was not incapable of being impatient.

Being scolded makes me anxious, even the prince will retaliate...

Mantras are all influenced by the environment and imitated...

Today's Old Tang King, when it comes to swearing - Jiangzuo Jiangqing and the three people are tied together, and they are no match for him.

Zhu Yujian rolled up his sleeves, raised his fingers, and opened his mouth:

"Yo ho!

You are such a jerk, you are usually a bit of a jerk. You spend the whole day either squirting about this or fighting against that!

The king also said that you are quite honest and honest, and you look a bit like a loyal minister.

Who knew - Quan Te's mother was just pretending!

Emotions are so tricking, do you think you're the boss of me?

Hey~hey!

To call you Lao Da - is to humiliate me!

Isn’t your father your Mandarin?

I don’t have unfilial descendants like you!

I'll put more effort into this, and you've been waiting for a long time!

Don’t you even know what you did wrong?

Come, let me ask you, a bottle of vinegar is priced at 6 yuan, I give you a penny of silver beans, how can you give me 1 cent of change?

What about 3 yuan?

Have you passed the sales test?

Why don't you just get out of something as big as buying jealousy?

You are getting more and more capable!

You're like an old sow selling your cunt - you're just making a profit at a loss! "

Zhu Yujian put one hand on his hips and pointed at Gong Dingzi with the other, speaking eloquently without repeating:

"That Jurchen is your father, and he makes you kowtow and call Da!

That old sow sold her pussy, and after four months, she still ended up in a pig pen.

You have been selling your ancestors and your wife for several years. What have you lost?

Kneel on the ground and become a slave?

With two Ritian Jue tattooed on your head, you don’t know who your father is?

That Nezha baby has only been pregnant for three years!

Your Jurchen father is so stuffed to your mother?

Is it so difficult to give birth? "

Gong Dingzi was stunned by the scolding.

Even when the cold wind blew, the crotch was so cold that the birds were paralyzed by the cold, so they didn't care.

His anger surged up and he trembled:

"Well, you, a prisoner of the Zhu family, you, you, you..."

How dare you?

How dare Zhu Yujian?

Could he really say this kind of village woman slang in front of so many people without changing his expression and speaking openly?

He is the prince!

Where is the prince's appearance?

Doesn't he have any respect at all?

"What are you?

If you have any nonsense, I'll hold it in for you! "

Zhu Yujian shouted loudly.

The personal attendants already knew the mantra of their prince.

Isn’t it just to scold someone?

Not unusual.

The prince has been tempered for a long time.

The prince responsible for checking the land was repeatedly assassinated last year...

However, when the assassination results in the wrath of thunder, the entire family will be uprooted. The men will be sent to work in the mines to solve the problem of insufficient population, and the women will be hired into the Jiaofang Division to solve the social problem of insufficient women...

No one dares to assassinate again!

Who dares?

This is so uprooting!

So, since the end of last year, gray-haired old women began to chase the prince and scold him.

In Ming Dynasty, it is not a crime to scold the Zhu family...

At most, he'll get a few slaps in the face, but he won't lose his head!

What's more, in order to reduce the resistance to checking the fields, the sinister emperor Zhu Youjian specifically set a rule that as long as the wealthy gentry did not resist with arms and just took advantage of a few words, nothing would be done.

——The old king of Tang Dynasty would not lose a piece of meat if he was scolded.

When the emperor deliberately gave people an outlet to vent, I don’t know when it started. It was only the old woman who was scolding him, but it turned into scolding by everyone...

After being scolded a lot, the prince learned to talk back...

In fact, her ability to curse is even better than that of a village woman...

Seeing the prince show off his talents, his entourage took out an iron trumpet from somewhere:

"My lord, use this to make the sound louder."

Zhu Yujian snatched it casually, put it against the mouthpiece, and raised his voice.

"Hey Hey hey!"

Sure enough, the volume was three times louder.

The soldiers on both sides could vaguely hear it.

Another group of people came out with a playful and smiling face.

On their shoulders, they carried a giant loudspeaker more than one foot long.

This thing is made of brass and gilded inside and out.

In the sunshine, the giant golden loudspeaker shines brightly.

Whether it was the Ming army or the Qing army, everyone's eyes were attracted to this giant.

This is the masterpiece of Song Yingxing, the leading scientist in the world at this time.

Song Yingxing has long discovered that sound can not only propagate through gases, but also through solids! "Tiangong Kaiwu·On Qi·Sound of Qi"

"Gasformation", 200 years ahead of the world, proposes three forms of matter: "liquid, gas, and solid"!

"Born by quality", leading the world for more than 250 years, and proposed the law of "mass conservation"!

"The theory of species development and variation", leading the world for more than a hundred years, proposed the provenance theory!

"Animal cross-breeding" is more than two hundred years ahead of the world and proposes the role of artificial intervention in animal evolution!

……

In addition, physics, chemistry, chemical engineering, alloys, agricultural science...

They are all ahead of the world by hundreds or hundreds of years!

Song Yingxing's greatness cannot be described in feeble words.

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Various artillery pieces from the Ming Dynasty

Song Yingxing had long discovered that sound could propagate in different media. Zhu Youjian had someone make a tin speaker, which opened another window for him.

The original hand-held iron trumpet could only amplify the sound by a small number of times.

After a series of verifications by Song Yingxing, he found that the size of a hand-held speaker can be increased by about three times.

And His Highness the Prince of Tang, who was under siege, needed an artifact - an artifact of amplification that could suppress for eternity.

Song Yingxing worked hard for half a month and built three giant loudspeakers called "Tiandiren".

The Tianzihao loudspeaker is ten feet long and uses more than 800 kilograms of brass per piece. It is cleverly equipped with spring strips inside to vibrate with the airflow and transmit it to the speaker wall to increase the volume.

The amplification effect of this thing is really great!