Daming: I asked you to hang yourself, but I didn’t ask you to rebuild the Ming Dynasty

His chest was beginning to feel tight, and Zuo Laosi knew that he had to ventilate.

Zuo Laosi turned over in the water and prepared to dive into the distance.

Just when he was about to leave, he saw a red-haired monster rushing towards him.

"Hey!

I’m about to leave, and you’re here to kill me! "

Zuo Laosi did not retreat but advanced. Just when the other party showed joy and came to hug him, he stabbed the man's neck with a knife.

"Gududu!"

Large groups of bubbles began to rise.

The man's hand lost strength on the spot.

Even his body began to sway.

Blood stained his vision.

"hey-hey!"

Just being in the sea, I can’t laugh.

If not, Zuo Laosi will definitely laugh three times!

The large globs of blood attracted the attention of the Westerners.

In the mottled sea water, you can clearly see several Westerners diving towards this side.

"I belong to Cuihua from your second uncle's house!

This is going to kill me!

No, run away now! "

Zuo Laosi's mind was spinning.

Time was urgent, Zuo Laosi cut off the man's ear with one knife, and he didn't even bother to put his head back.

Mr. Liu said that if you can't get the head, get the body parts.

At that time, as long as the merit can be verified, the merit can be recorded.

After receiving the credit, Zuo Laosi didn't even look back, like a loach, his legs swayed, dived into the deep water, and disappeared.

Fishermen who grew up on the sea are like loaches in the water.

Don't look at it. It's almost reaching the limit. It's not a problem to swim another ten feet.

……

"Doron, have you found the enemy?"

Zuo Laosi left, but the red-haired man exploded.

Eb is so miserable.

The whole lifeblood, including two eggs, were taken away in one pot.

This is worse than being fucked to death!

Later I met the flower girl...

The only thing you can do is become a flower girl...

"Oh maiga!

Ebu has become a eunuch! "

Someone shouted.

This is worse than the father-in-law singing hymns in church!

At the very least, the father-in-law who sings hymns has been emasculated since childhood and does not know what it is like to live in the world.

Ebu is an old hand with flowers!

Those lazy and ugly skinny monkeys in Luzon are frequent visitors to Ebu’s house!

"Oh my god!

This is so miserable! "

Everyone shouted.

Ebu was in so much pain that he had to be held by several people to keep him from sinking.

"Find him, I want him dead!"

Ebu was weak and still roaring heart-breakingly.

Accompanying his hysteria, red sea water filled the surrounding area.

It hurts hot!

This was stung by sea water...

"Oh, dear Eb!

This can't be done! "

A soldier stepped on the water, spread his hands, and made a famous expression of Western humor:

"That kid swam faster than a loach. I chased him for a while, but in the blink of an eye I couldn't see him anymore!"

“By the way, Erwin was also killed.

I found his body, killed with a knife.

The Ming people cut off his ears. "

"Oh!

Poor Erwin. "

The soldier at the tavern shouted in surprise.

The Dutch don't have surnames.

Even if you become a soldier, a priest, or enter the ruling class, when you need a surname, you usually use your occupation as your surname, such as baker, farmer, shoemaker, hatter, fisherman, etc.

Translated, it means so-and-so from the bakery and so-and-so from the shoemaker.

Usually, in order to make it easier to understand, the translator will change it and it becomes - so and so, the young man from the bakery family.

Until the Napoleonic period, in order to facilitate management, the Emperor required people to add a region after their surname when registering their names.

Like Marco van Basten.

Van is the favorite word for Dutch men. Translated, it means "Fan", which is equivalent to the German name von, which is "Feng".

Whether it’s van or von, the real Chinese meaning is – “whose family belongs to”!

These foreign names, after the Qing Dynasty, have become uniquely cold and cool! !

In fact, if you really translate it according to the meaning, it will be rubbish.

This is just like what I mentioned before about the name of the car company.

I don’t think you can remember that thing, but——

"The Prince of the Bad Finger, calling the Prince of the Bad Eyes, wants to celebrate the birthday of Belle with a stomachache, and goes to the house of the Prince of the Blind Bear for a drink"...

No one can't remember this, right?

In Marco van Basten:

"Maroc" is his given name.

And "Van Basten" as a whole serves as his surname. (Basten is the name of a small town located in the Rotterdam area.)

The Chinese meaning of this name is: Marco, a boy from the town of Rotterdam.

……

Ruined!

Beat the chicken and the eggs...

Ebu held the bleeding wound tightly with one hand.

Damn it, this Ming fisherman not only cut off his own chicks, he even lost his eggs...

Some people saw that Ebu was so miserable and couldn't help laughing:

"My dear Ebu, I feel like what the Ming Dynasty said -

Maybe it's a good thing that the old man lost his horse while walking on the cliff? "

"You see, we are employed by the East India Company and our annual salary is not many guilders.

Since you don’t have a birdie, why don’t you apply for a job at the church?

The choir needs a lot of eunuchs! "

In modern times, some people always say that only China has eunuchs, which is a symbol of ignorance and backwardness...

But they won’t tell you that there were not only eunuchs in European history!

And there is also a huge art group composed of eunuchs - cAStRAtoR.

What is it for?

Sing a hymn!

That is, the choir.

Because of the sacred choking, I feel that women singing hymns are impure...

Therefore, young people are needed to sing him.

At the beginning, some eunuchs with congenital deformities were only selected to fill the choir.

That is, "born eunuch".

It is the "stone girl" and "hermaphrodite" in Chinese vocabulary.

But soon, as the number of churches increased, how many people were born with deformities?

Therefore, the priests in the church who preached about "Pearls loving the world" turned their attention to eunuchs.

Since then, a large number of eunuchs have emerged in Europe.

——The noble Europe that some people say has no shortage of eunuchs.

Even according to the history compiled by Europe itself, a large number of eunuchs had already appeared as early as the Roman era and even the Greek era.

So, whether it is noble or not depends on whether the licking posture is weird enough!

As long as the licking speed is fast enough, even "I Shengqing" can't keep up with the speed of pooping.

All choir boys must be castrated before puberty.

This is to maintain a light, high-pitched, yet hollow voice.

To put it bluntly, it’s a child’s voice!