Daming: I asked you to hang yourself, but I didn’t ask you to rebuild the Ming Dynasty

Even the "History of the Ming Dynasty" was compiled after being tampered with for hundreds of years.

This passage is still retained:

In the seventh year of Chongzhen (1634), King Qing complained that "the salary of the emperor was in vain" and mentioned that the palace of Qingcheng "only gave the salary of the 26th year of Wanli in the sixth year of Chongzhen"...

——A total delay of 35 years!

So much so that Emperor Chongzhen sighed, "Where is the Secretary?"...

……

For those who want to understand the issue of royal family salaries in the Ming Dynasty, I would like to recommend a paper to you——

Huang Yujia's master's thesis "Research on the "Zonglu Issue" in the Ming Dynasty".

His data is relatively clear and clearly listed.

Zhang Mingfu and Huang Yongmei, "The Other Side of "Abandoned Things" - An Essay on the Clan's Concern for the Country in the Ming Dynasty".

This one is compiled directly into a table.

Of course, there are a lot of papers like this!

……

However, the painstaking restoration by the academic community is not worth a rumor——

"One million clans defeated the Ming Dynasty by force"...

My mother is very impressed!

The rumormonger has a mouth that spits shit...

I ran away and broke my legs to refute the rumors...

……

Everyone fell silent when they saw Zhu Mazi, and some started laughing:

"General Zhu, you said your family is really a clan, why doesn't General Liu come to see you?"

Zhu Mazi rolled his eyes and said angrily:

"You opened your mouth and pulled out what you ate last night?

How did you know that General Liu didn't come to see me?

If you think of me as a fishing boat, can my house be blown by strong winds? "

Everyone thinks so.

We are all from the same place, and no one knows who is on the bottom three boards! (This word should originate from horse tag, and later became the colloquial name for "hole card".)

This guy was so poor that he urinated blood last year!

Even in the middle of last year, when the capital was undergoing drastic changes and the emperor fled, Mr. He in the town took a thirteen-room concubine.

This guy tore off a faded couplet from someone's door, wrote a few words, wrapped it into a red envelope, and threw it on the gift table.

Then, as usual, sneak in and have a big meal.

As a result, I just ate a plate of peanuts before the dinner started...

Master He ordered his servants to drive him out, hang him up and beat him...

That's miserable!

However, not long after General Liu arrived, a group of workers came to Zhu Mazi's house and forced him to enter the yard.

A [-]% new fishing boat was also given.

Looking at it this way, this guy...

Is it really a clan?

"Then Zhu Ma...General Zhu."

The young man who had previously revealed that Zhu Mazi was hung up and beaten by Mr. He shouted halfway and quickly changed his story.

He scratched his head and asked sheepishly:

"Then you are really from the clan, why don't you have the rank of general?

Why doesn't the imperial court give you a salary, but you still have to make a living like the rest of us by fishing? "

Mentou is a common saying.

In fact, Mentou is what is commonly known as a well-matched match.

"Mendang" is a pair of stone piers or stone drums placed at the door.

In ancient times, the hierarchy of family members of different levels was very strict, and the door members placed were also different.

"Hudui" is a wood carving on the door frame with a small protruding section parallel to the ground. Because they are usually even numbers, they are called Hutui.

Both of these things are status symbols.

Zhu Mazi was not annoyed either.

What can I do?

He can't get the name of the clan without money!

You don’t even have the money to bribe the official, but you still want to get your salary?

Wash and sleep!

Go to bed early and move less...

Only with the peanuts can it endure its hunger!

but--

Listening to what General Liu Fangliang said, His Majesty said that from now on, clan members can earn their own business with their own hands.

That day, when General Liu came to drink with him, he confided that as long as he had money, he could go to Handu and participate in the workshop.

From now on, you can just lie back and wait for dividends.

but……

After General Liu got drunk, he told him half of the story...

The general meaning is - accumulate merit first, this is a good thing!

——As for what the purpose is, he himself drank it to pieces, how could he remember it?

Hey!

That's good wine!

Mellow and mellow!

Drink it in your mouth and it will stick to your mouth!

Oh my god, why don’t you drink more if you can’t drink enough?

Zhu Mazi was very upset.

What a great opportunity, I wasted it.

I have never had such a good wine in my life...

In fact, if he didn't want this fishing boat, he could have gone to work under the king of Tang Dynasty in the capital of Han Dynasty and did an errand to inventory the land.

However, General Liu said, that is more risky than fishing...

If you are not careful, you will be tricked to death.

Might as well go fishing!

At the very least, fishing involves visible risks.

"What do you want that thing for?

I can’t eat or drink, and I can’t even exchange peanuts! "

Zhu Mazi rolled his eyes.

This kid won't pick up any pot!

Isn’t this because the credit is not enough and cannot be redeemed...

"Ha ha ha ha!

Zhu Mazi, you remember that peanut! "

Several older fishermen laughed.

The crowd laughed along.

It's just that there's less teasing in the words.

What a look on Zhu Mazi’s face just now!

This guy has a story!

……

On the choppy sea, as soon as Zuo Baldy's head popped up, he heard someone laughing.

"Oh my god, I fell into the water. Is it so funny?"

Zhu Mazi's eyes narrowed, and when he saw the bright reflective head, he knew it was Zuo Baldy, and he immediately cursed at the top of his lungs:

"Zuo Baldy, you damn girl has won the first prize again!"

"puff!"

Zuo Baldy spit out the seawater in his mouth.

Why is this voice so familiar?

Like I owe him something?

Zuo Baldy touched his head, which had no hair at all, and the obvious "extremely intelligent" sign.

He reached down and wiped the seawater from his face.

Look up.

I see.

Yo!

It's Zhu Mazi.

He was immediately happy.

The guy in front of him was cursing himself, but he threw a rope with a big gourd tied to it.

"Hehe, our buddy opened again today.

Zhu Mazi, don't worry, just think that I owe you two drinks! "

Zuo Baldy responded with a smile, then held the gourd in his arms, stirred the sea water with one hand, kicked his feet, and began to swim towards the fishing boat that was helping him.

"Your mother-in-law already owes me three drinks!"

Zhu Mazi cursed loudly.

But a hand stretched out.

Zuo Baldy grabbed Zhu Mazi's hand and put one foot on the fishing boat.

“When I go back this time, I’ll treat you to a month of drinking!

Full of peanut tubes! "

Bald Zuo was finally generous for once.

Great work!

I got a lot of credit!

Inviting this shabby clan member to have a drink is a waste of time!

"This is what you said. Whoever reneges on this will be the one who will lose!"

Zhu Mazi's eyes lit up.

The royal relatives who have been starving all their lives cannot walk when they hear the fragrant peanuts...

"If I regret it, you will be my grandson!"

Zuo Baldy quickly blocked it, fearing that Zhu Mazi would hear it, and asked anxiously:

"Mazi, where are the second, third and fourth children in my family?"