Daming: I asked you to hang yourself, but I didn’t ask you to rebuild the Ming Dynasty

Looking at the wooden cross of a junior deacon in his neck, Nan Huairen secretly thought:

"If all these things are transported back to the Holy Church, even if I can't become the general assistant deacon of the diocese...

Will you also become an assistant deacon?

No matter what happens, the identity of a chief deacon is almost guaranteed! "

Nan Huairen finally laughed.

He is Belgian.

Nan Huairen, who was originally from a small landowner family, naturally could not afford to read too many books.

Even if his father wanted to take the family further and spend a lot of savings, he would have to travel around to learn knowledge.

no way!

At this time, Europe had just woken up from the darkness of the ignorant Middle Ages.

Not even the text has been codified yet.

Even though the Habsburg family castle and the church library were filled with books stolen from the East.

However, there are too few literate people.

Want to transform Chinese Chinese characters, which are "morpheme characters of the ideographic system", into Western "phonetic characters"——

Just making it into words is not enough!

——The "Dictionary" must be compiled!

For example, pneumoconiosis can be abbreviated as: pneumokoniosis, but you must have a dictionary to write out the full name - pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Otherwise, it would be incomprehensible!

This resulted in the fact that the West had stolen Eastern books and could spell them out.

However, there is no way to know the true meaning!

Because there is a lack of a dictionary for deciphering!

The missionaries can only classify them into categories and treat them one by one...

It’s true that the West is not born with the ability to summarize and categorize!

Instead, copy the homework of a top student - if you don't summarize it, it won't work!

The longest Western word today - 18 nine letters!

Made up of letters!

Yes, you read that right, close to 19 letters!

Why does it consist of so many letters?

——The new words created under the phonetic writing system, if you want to explain something clearly, you must tell it completely!

And what is this vocabulary?

——Titin!

Are there any new characters for Chinese characters?

Of course there is!

For example, the "concrete" tong created in 1953.

What is our dictionary definition - concrete.

This is the advantage of Chinese characters, because Chinese characters are morpheme characters of the ideographic system.

And disrupting the order of the characters will not affect reading.

↑For example, look at this sentence carefully.

English words you try...

(Suddenly I am very curious - if this book can be published in English-speaking areas, if I just copy a few chapters of "Titin", and under the requirement that abbreviations are not allowed and must be explained clearly, will it become the longest book in the world? It’s a novel...)

……

Nan Huairen's father sent his son to study, hoping to become a minor nobleman and get rid of his own class.

However - even if Old Nan Huairen is willing to spend money...

How could there be a school for Xiaonan Huairen?

In Europe at this time, schools were a rarity!

Although the nobles above saw the power of the East and felt their own shortcomings, they began to establish schools one after another.

However, there are not many schools that a small landowner like him can attend!

Nan Huairen could only move around.

I first studied in Bruges for one year, then in Kurtle for four years, and in Leuven for one year.

In just 6 years, these three schools have almost completed all the schools in Europe...

(Nan Huairen, who taught Western top scientific knowledge to China—only studied intermittently for 6 years.

But - master of everything, master of everything!

Or the greatest senior scientist!

Western Gundam - really awesome! )

What about Tang Ruowang?

According to the current Western interpretation——

I studied at the Roman Theological Seminary for less than 10 years...

Good guy, in modern times, I only went to kindergarten + elementary school!

And what about Matteo Ricci, another man known as the “Two Masters of Christianity”?

According to Western interpretation——

His family ran a drugstore. He studied in the town church when he was 9 years old. When he was 16 years old, he went to Rome to study law for three years.

Let’s not ask who this Italian Mr. Ding is.

These four dropouts...

Oh!

Pooh!

I studied everywhere and studied for 17 years.

Yeah, it's pretty complete.

No, according to Western terms, 25-year-old Matteo Ricci is already a participant in an academic center.

As for where...

Anyway, that’s what people say.

What else do you want?

This logic is careful enough, isn't it?

Have you not seen that except for Matteo Ricci, when has my "great" Western archeology been compiled so perfectly!

Believe it or not, people will soon unearth a drawing of Jesus teaching the people to eat pineapples...

Didn’t you say that pineapples were a fruit introduced from America after the Great Navigation?

The murals in Pompeii are dated to 2000 years ago in the West.

The great West is eating pineapples...

That’s right, right?

Look, my licking is so perfect in this position!

Alone Better Together!

Let me show you another panoramic view of the painting of Pompeii!

Hehe, volcano coverage...

Hey, Pompeii covered by volcanic eruptions...

It is indeed very ancient!

Oh my god, there is a ditch in front of my hometown that is more than [-] years old, but it is now flattened.

——I broke the bowl back then to avoid being beaten, and threw it in casually to cover up the evidence. It was buried much deeper than this!

It took thousands of years for the ancient city to dig deep into the egg buns...

miracle!

Let’s not ask about the enlarged picture above, but where does the cement slurry behind it come from...

……

Oye!

The high temperature of nearly a thousand degrees will not scorch the Western paintings!

spit!

They call it Shinhwa!

When I was in school, there was always a power outage, candles with hundreds of degrees Celsius, and a lot of burnt locust wood desks!

As long as the 89s and [-]s, who came out of the inland villages, whose desk was not covered in burnt spots?

……

Old Nan Huairen spent all his savings, but he also wanted to make Xiao Nan Huairen a master!

However, in Europe where kings were hereditary, even though old Nan Huairen spent a lot of money, Xiao Nan Huairen became an "intellectual man".

However, in Europe, where classes are severely consolidated, there is no place for Nan Huairen to climb up!

The only thing he can climb is the wild dog hole in his own straw pile...

Because this is the secret base where the serf girls in the manor, who dream of becoming housewives, pull Nan Huairen to hide in the haystacks and climb on him...

Whenever the sage like Buddha after the evil demon enters the sage mode, Nan Huairen, with straw shavings tied in his hair, falls into longing.

What he yearns for is not the girl his family is about to find a perfect match for him...

Not with the future housewife, drinking bitter wheat tea, tapping her toes, putting on high heels, and walking through the stinking manor full of shit and urine...