Daming: I asked you to hang yourself, but I didn’t ask you to rebuild the Ming Dynasty

"Your Majesty, it's not good! It's not good!"

A half-hundred man who looked like a eunuch rushed into the room and shouted:

"Your Majesty, the Zhangyi Gate was opened by bandits!"

Zhu Youjian was a little confused...

What?

……

Wasn't I being drunk at a wedding?

Could it be that you are drunk and have already entered the wedding stage?

I'm so fucked!

……

He, Zhu Youjian, was originally the author of Dian Niang, specializing in historical writing, but he didn't expect that after capital became rampant, the poor were no longer worthy of writing books...

At a certain point in the business day, if you want to achieve results, you will need hundreds of thousands of operating expenses...

Fortunately, I have been writing books for ten years and have little savings. As a single nobleman who does not seek to make progress, my life is quite manageable.

The society is stable, and the four generations of ancestors have accumulated wealth from early to late.

Even if you lie down, you won't starve to death...

It's a pity that there is only one fly in the ointment - when he wakes up in the middle of the night, the one who never leaves him has only the sound of beautiful mosquitoes for company.

Although he was an honest man who transcended species and sacrificed his life to raise cubs for mosquitoes, he finally had one more thing to do, right?

A few slaps in the middle of the night were a bit comforting...

He didn't complain about anything.

He only complains that due to his special background, there are more wolves and less meat, monks have less rice, and due to the extremely disparity between men and women in the marriageable age, the otaku Zhu Youjian only has his left wife and right concubine - "Zheng" and "Fu" as his constant companions...

He is nearly thirty and does not even have a girlfriend, which has become a worry for his parents.

There are three types of unfilial piety, the greatest of which is not having offspring!

Under the tireless preaching of his parents, Zhu Youjian had no choice but to go on a blind date~~~

My fiancée is a returnee from overseas. She is tall, has long legs, is curvy and curvy...

In particular, a pair of flaming red lips and two tongue-studded bulings are even more visually tempting.

It looks so exciting!

Although - the bad friends in the circle said: "What is this -

Pack toothpicks and buy a wide-mouth bottle? "

Jealousy, these gangsters are just pure jealousy...

~

The only fly in the ointment is that the future mother-in-law demands a bride price of 48 yuan on the grounds that her daughter is rich and beautiful, has had foreign eyesight, and has seen foreign meat.

For an old peasant family like the Zhu family, this high betrothal gift is really a waste of money. In addition, relatives and friends have borrowed it all over...

In order to reduce the pressure on his parents, Zhu Youjian worked hard day and night and coded to make money.

It was not easy to marry Bai Fumei. She should have been in high spirits during happy events, and she should have been playing the shengxiao and playing the flute with her beautiful wife.

Unexpectedly, his body collapsed. After a wedding drink, Zhu Youjian...

……

Looking at the man dressed as a "eunuch", Zhu Youjian opened his mouth to yell and scold - Brother, you have gone too far!

Whose family behaves like this when they are having a wedding?

I'm getting married!

It's okay to mess with the eunuch, who are you cursing "Yang Wei"?

Damn it, your whole family is "Buju"!

Zhu Youjian is slandering...

all of a sudden...

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His eyes almost popped out——

What?

What's that in your head?

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March 17, [-]th year of Chongzhen!

Forehead motherfucker!

Zhu Youjian\u003d\u003d\u003d

Zhu Youjian? ? ?

That tragic emperor...

At the beginning, Zhu Yuanzhang, the great ancestor, smashed a bowl with a broken tooth and conquered thousands of miles of mountains and rivers; at the end, Wei Zong crooked his neck with a rope on a tree and lost thousands of miles of mountains and rivers, the fierce emperor Zhu Youjian?

Or Zhu Youjian on the eve of hanging on the southeast branch...

This is the starting rope!

This is hell difficulty within hell difficulty!

This……

Damn you thief, did I steal your girlfriend, or did I wear an environmental protection hat for you? ! ! !

I am Zhu Youjian, not Zhu Youjian!

My long-legged wife from a flash marriage...

I haven’t even hit it yet...

Zhu Youjian wants to cry but has no tears!

48...

(?w?)

huh huh...

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Huge memories filled Zhu Youjian's mind, making him almost faint...

March 17, [-]th year of Chongzhen...

Just now, Zhangyi Gate was opened by Li Zicheng's Dashun Army, with the help of civil servants inside and outside.

The follow-up is: the original owner leads dozens of eunuchs and wants to break out of the palace.

But I didn't expect that the palace gate had already been sealed by the "conscience" of the ministers who "cared about" the Ming Dynasty and were dedicated to the "Ming Dynasty"...

The helpless Zhu Youjian had no choice but to kill his wife and daughters with his own hands, and entrusted his son to the nobles, hoping that his son could make a comeback...

As a person with the highest academic qualifications in China, a master's degree student who has been studying for 22 years and specializes in Chinese history, Zhu Youjian naturally knows the final result!

The courtiers sold Emperor Chongzhen's entire family, how could they allow his heirs to continue to live!

Therefore, selling out my son is nothing, but continuing to sell my son is the truth...

After all, what is that--to remove the weeds, we must remove the roots so that the remaining troubles will not grow in clusters.

The ministers of Shixun Shilu forced Chongzhen to death, and dedicated the former little princes to the new master Li Zicheng...

After Li Zicheng was defeated and withdrew from Beijing, the court officials changed their hands and dedicated it to the Manchu Qing Dynasty.

In the end, it was tragically cut into pieces...

……

The new student Zhu Youjian felt like the world was spinning.

This is a poisonous start!

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Zhu Youjian, who replaced the useless Zhu Youjian and became the tragic emperor of the Ming Dynasty, is still in a daze.

Wang Chengen on the other side said eagerly:

"Your Majesty!

Our land in the north of the Yangtze River has been ravaged by the epidemic for four or five years. Last year, pimples broke out in the cities of North Zhili, and nine out of ten houses were empty...

The number of people who were exterminated in the capital reached one-fifth of the number of households, and the total population was reduced by as much as half!

Only ten thousand people can stand up in the three major battalions.

Li Zicheng picked a good time and took advantage of our shortage of manpower to drive straight to the capital...

Now that the forty-nine cities have been broken into by intruders again, people are even more panic-stricken. When I entered the palace, the capital was already in chaos. "