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Chapter 11 Would you still love me if I was bald (11)

Bai Yao held his face and rubbed it hard deliberately. He was not angry, but laughed happily.

He is often silly and can't even do simple math problems. She taught her basic addition and subtraction. It really makes people wonder if this worrying IQ will be passed on to the next generation if they have children with him. But he Every time I can easily feel happy by her little actions.

It's so easy to be satisfied.

So the issue of his worrying IQ can be put aside for the time being.

It was over, Bai Yao felt like she had been infected by his stupidity.

Shen Ji looked at Bai Yao's frowning face. He was still being rubbed by the girl. He could only ask vaguely: "Yao Yao, what's wrong?"

Bai Yao lay on his back in frustration, and said melancholy: "I feel like we are going to become a stupid couple."

Shen Ji comforted her, "Yao Yao ranks first in every exam. She is not stupid at all."

Bai Yao immediately regained her energy, "Yes, I am smart. If I were stupid, there would be no smart people in this world."

Shen Ji nodded in agreement, "Yes, Yaoyao is the smartest person in the world."

Bai Yao pinched his face, "It just complements you."

Shen Ji reacted for a while before he understood the implication of her words. He pursed his lips and said dissatisfiedly: "I'm not stupid either."

Bai Yao smiled and asked: "What is five plus five?"

Shen Ji thought seriously, his brows furrowed, but he still hadn't come up with an answer.

Bai Yao stretched out one of her hands in front of him and spread her fingers. She taught him, "Count, how many fingers are there on one hand?"

Shen Ji counted them one by one, "One, two, three, four, five."

Every time he counted, Bai Yao withdrew one finger. When one of her hands clenched into a fist, she asked him again: "How many?"

Shen Ji said: "Five."

Bai Yao stretched out her other hand in front of him and asked him, "One hand has five fingers, and this hand also has five fingers. You can count from five to the back."

Shen Ji counted to ten.

Bai Yao waved both hands in front of his eyes, "So five plus five equals ten, right?"

Shen Ji nodded in realization.

Bai Yao poked his face, "You still say you're not stupid, yet you still want me to teach you such a simple addition."

Shen Ji was not convinced. He opened his mouth and bit one of Bai Yao's fingers into his mouth. Bai Yao was startled by his sudden movement.

He slurred, "If you eat one, it won't equal ten."

His teeth seemed to have really exerted force, and Bai Yao cried out: "It hurts!"

Shen Ji subconsciously let go of his mouth.

Bai Yao desperately wiped the saliva from her fingers on his clothes, "Shen Ji, are you a dog? Are you disgusting?"

There was a shallow tooth mark on her finger, and she said angrily: "If you dare to bite off my hand, I will chop you with a knife!"

If he bit off her finger, she would just chop him with a knife instead of breaking up with him.

Really, she must love him so much.

Shen Ji's body tensed with excitement. He decisively changed the path and carried the girl on his back into the side path. There was a rose bush here. Because it had been abandoned for many years and no one had taken care of it, the flowers and plants here grew wildly. The thorns are even sharper than ordinary rose flowers.

However, Shen Ji was not afraid of the pain that the thorns would bring to him. He strode into the flowers. Bai Yao was placed on the grass almost in the next second. She didn't have time to ask him again. If you want to go crazy, there is already a young man covering you.

His usually thin body was very strong at this moment, rubbing against her like a big impatient dog, "Yao Yao, kiss me, kiss me..."

In fact, he could take the initiative to kiss her, but he just wanted her to take the initiative. The feeling was very different and made him feel comfortable and exciting.

A rose flower with thorns drooped down due to the boy's random movements. When it was about to fall on the girl's face, the boy raised his hand and caught it.

Even if the thorny flower pierced his skin, he seemed to feel no pain. His hand held it very firmly. Bai Yao could clearly feel that all the dangers in the world were isolated from her at this moment.

The surge of adrenaline swallowed up the girl's modesty. She raised her hand to hold his face and bit him hard.

As a result, the big dog finally calmed down.

The dormitory manager in dormitory building B is an old aunt. She has bad eyesight, so unruly boys can always sneak in with their girlfriends when the dormitory manager is not paying attention.

Bai Yao limped into the dormitory. Her long black hair was mixed with some dead grass at some point, and her beautiful new skirt was stained with flower juice. It was the juice when the rose flower was crushed. In short, she I have never been so embarrassed.

Shen Ji followed her, "Yao Yao, your feet feel uncomfortable, let me help you take a bath."

Bai Yao replied with the word "go away", the wound on the corner of her lip was pulled painfully, and she closed the bathroom door mercilessly.

Shen Ji accidentally bit the corner of her lip just now. He felt that he was at fault and knew that he was dirty, so he did not dare to sit on Bai Yao's bed. Instead, he moved a chair and placed it at the door of the bathroom, and sat there himself On the chair, he hugged his legs with his hands, his whole body curled up in a ball, and he stared at the bathroom door without blinking, waiting for the people inside to come out.

Bai Yao took a shower and changed into a comfortable nightgown. She stepped out in slippers. When she opened the door, she met the abandoned look of that big dog at first sight.

Shen Ji jumped up immediately, grabbed her hand, and asked her to sit on the edge of the bed, "Yao Yao, I'll put a band-aid on you."

He turned around and found a small box from the desk drawer, rummaged through a pile of miscellaneous items and found a band-aid. Then he ran back eagerly, sat on the ground, and held up Bai Yao's injured foot.

He was very familiar with her room. Bai Yao was wondering for a moment if this was her dormitory or his dormitory?

Shen Ji first blew on the injury on her heel gently, then tore off the band-aid and put it on gently and gently.

This is what he and Bai Yao learned. Bai Yao saw a scratch on his hand before, and she did the same thing, first blowing the wound gently, and then putting a band-aid on it.

He's not very smart, but his imitation skills are pretty good.

Bai Yao was in a better mood. She wanted to smile, but the wound on the corner of her lip hurt again. The skin was broken and it was still red, so she became angry again. The eldest lady got angry and she He raised his foot and stepped on his face, "Next time you bite me like this, I will trample you to death!"

Shen Ji was stunned for a moment and didn't know what he was thinking. He hugged Bai Yao's calf and said with a moved expression and tears in his eyes, "Yao Yao, you are so kind."

She was already so angry, yet she still wanted to reward him like this.

If this is not love, what else can it be?

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