How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

Along the way, the goods carried on Team Chen’s shoulders were particularly eye-catching.

attracted the attention of many passers-by.

Even the traffic policemen on the road were stunned. Jiang Chen’s takeaway... the more it was delivered, the more interesting it became...

When the motorcycle drove into Hongqiao Community.

The security guards stuck their heads out, wondering who bought such a conspicuous bag.

And the packaging is... so exquisite.

The residents in the community also looked at it one after another. It seems that one of the owners is going to be famous today! !

Jiang Chen stopped the car.

Then he waved his hand and led Captain Chen towards a building.

It’s such a heavy thing, Team Chen, come on!

At the same time, he took out his cell phone... and thought about it again.

The customer didn't let me call...

good! do not fight! !

The elevator quickly reached the 17th floor.

According to the customer's request, ring the doorbell!

then…

What about the doorbell? ! There's no doorbell!

"It can't be this, can it?"

At this moment, Captain Chen pointed to the screaming chicken that fell on the ground.

There is still some transparent glue on the door that is not firmly adhered.

It looks like it just fell off.

"No, he calls this screaming chicken a doorbell??"

Jiang Chen was stunned.

This looks like it was just installed. Are you trying to deceive others? ?

Don’t want to knock on the door and be discovered by others?

Who is this customer guarding against?…

Not too lazy to think about it, Jiang Chen picked up the screaming chicken and pressed it hard! !

"Huh? Deflated?!"

"It seems like someone is deflating?"

"Well, there's such a big hole in my butt..."

Jiang Chen and Captain Chen looked at each other.

Suddenly, they noticed a little kid walking beside them.

The little kid held an embroidery needle in his hand, lowered his head and walked out as if nothing had happened.

Can't see me...can't see me...

I was really scared... The two elder brothers were carrying a body and they had to go back and call the police.

"Go and write a review, 3000 words!"

Team Chen threw a large piece of paper directly at the child's face, and added a pen: "Just write here, quick!!"

As he said this, when he saw that the kid was about to run away, Captain Chen grabbed him and showed his police ID card!

Little brat: (??w?)?

I won’t be in debt next time, damn...

With snot, tears and words, the child was forced to start today’s composition...

Team Chen smiled happily.

At that time, I will add the review of the 'robber' just now.

Piece it together and give each braille to the director!

"Now you ask him to write 3000? Look, it's all written in Pinyin..."

Jiang Chen glanced at it.

Too lazy to bother, since the doorbell doesn't work...

I can't shout...

Take out the [Super Amplified Microphone].

Use some equipment, I didn't shout...

“Cough, pee~takeaway~~”

Make the sound longer so you can hear it more clearly!

One after another, nearby residents opened their doors after hearing the sound.

I even heard the door opening of the resident downstairs...

Sure enough, at lunchtime, the migrant workers were crying out for food.

All eyes were focused on the goods on Team Chen’s shoulders...

The atmosphere boiled instantly! !

"Old Zhao bought it? Damn, it's so exciting!"

"I remember that Lao Zhao is not capable, so his son Xiao Zhao should be the one."

"How do you know if he is okay??"

"Every night his wife curses, guess what..."

"I guess it's Xiao Zhao too. He graduated from college and went to work, and he's still being controlled by his mother. I heard that he planned to install surveillance cameras in his bedroom a few days ago."

"This?? 6!"

...

People talk about it.

In front of Jiang Chen, a middle-aged woman opened the door suspiciously.

After seeing Jiang Chen, he frowned slightly: "We didn't order takeout."

"Huh? 1703 Mr. Zhao, right?"

"Yes..." The woman felt even more strange.

"How about you let him get it by himself?" Jiang Chen said...

These words made the woman feel even more strange. She looked at Jiang Chen curiously and opened the door completely.

Check out the takeaway.

Just at this time.

Suddenly a figure came out of the house! !

One of them lost his balance, landed on his hands and feet, and quickly rushed out in a panic.

"Mom, it's okay! My takeaway!!"

Rushing to the door, the young man looked at Jiang Chen, his eyes full of resentment.

I asked you not to shout, so you not only shouted while riding a horse, but also used a trumpet? !

"Why didn't you call!!"

The young man gritted his teeth and was very dissatisfied.

"You didn't tell me you wanted to make a phone call. Didn't you tell me to ring the doorbell?"

Jiang Chen looked innocent...

"Then you get on your horse and ring the doorbell!!"

The young man yelled! Didn't you see that I secretly pretended to be a screaming chicken? That thing would definitely not make my mother curious and open the door. She is naturally afraid of chickens! !

"Doorbell...ask him..."

Jiang Chen pointed at the little kid beside him who was writing a confession with tears in his eyes.

The little kid raised his head and struggled to squeeze out a smile: "Brother, I'm sorry."

Young guy:...

The woman at this moment frowned even more as she listened to the conversation.

Her son actually secretly ordered takeout again, which made her angry and yelled:

"I told you not to eat takeout! It's so dirty. Throw it away immediately."

"Okay, throw it away..." The little brother was in a panic.

Looking at this posture, his mother must still be checking the takeout...

I can't get this thing today. I spent a long time saving money to buy it.

too excited! You shouldn't place your order so early in the day.

"Brother... take it and withdraw it... Damn it?!!! ∑(??д??llll)"

The disappointed young man raised his head and said.

But suddenly he saw the 1.7-meter-long cargo that Jiang Chen was carrying! !

I was afraid that they couldn’t see clearly, so I brought it in front of me!

"Are you sure you don't want to?"

Jiang Chen asked. Judging from the weight, the material is not bad. The little brother must have struggled for a long time before placing the order.

Are you really willing to retreat?

Young man: ...I don’t want to talk now! ! !

The woman's expression almost twisted into a ball when she saw the goods!

She pulled the young man's hair, her hands trembling with anger:

"You, you, you, how dare you buy a corpse!!! How could I give birth to a person like you!!"

Crowd: ? ? ?

The woman took out her cell phone and called the police! Just destroy relatives! !

"What the fuck?! Mom, no!!"

The young man quickly stopped him, please don’t do it. This really calls the police and asks the police to open it up on the spot...

This guy needs to be thrown somewhere.

"Mom, let me tell you, it's inflatable...the inflatable kind."

The younger brother said helplessly, let’s go home and talk about it...

The eyes of the neighbors are almost staring straight now...

"Inflatable?! Human skin?! How can I teach a son like you!"

The woman was about to cry. Being out of touch with the Internet, she naturally did not immediately think of what this could be.

Young guy:...

"Then you call the police..."

Giving up struggling, the little brother sat down on the ground.

Anyway, it’s embarrassing enough. Neighbors from the upper and lower floors are all here to watch...

"Auntie, let me explain to you!"

At this time, Jiang Chen walked up!

How can we allow customers to misunderstand what they bought?

Followed by.

People saw Jiang Chen pulling the woman to make gestures.

"Auntie, you misunderstood. This is your son's girlfriend."

"what?"

"Uh...that's not what I meant. She is dead."

"what??"

"No, no, she is not a person."

"Why are you still scolding people?"

"No...I mean..."

"Stop talking???!!!"

The little brother rushed up and hugged Jiang Chen's thigh, almost crying.

"This is your son's education teacher!"

Jiang Chen added one last sentence.

The little brother instantly collapsed on the ground.

The neighbors around pointed at the little brother and whispered.

"Hey~ I can't tell. Xiao Zhao is usually so strictly controlled by his mother, but he really has such fun behind his back (￢_￢)"

"Sure enough, I guessed right! Did Xiao Zhao forget to keep this packaging confidential and deliver it?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you know people but not their hearts. Xiao Zhao, if you have any difficulties, you can go to your sister."

"Which store did you buy this from? You can never go to this store in the future..."

……

The water friends in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy

——[If I were a little brother, I would have to take the anchor and leave this beautiful world today! ]

——[Brother: Hello! King of Hell? Yes, please ask Black and White Wuchang to come pick up these two people. ]

——[I can’t stop laughing. Hahahaha, it’s better for the anchor not to say it. ]

——[By the way, haven’t I given you a bad review yet? I stand by my brother in this wave of bad reviews. ]

——[What did the neighbor just say? ! If you have any difficulties, can you contact her? ? good! I come! ! ]

……

After hearing this, the woman finally came to her senses.

His eyes instantly changed from shock to murderous intent, and he pointed at the little brother:

"you you you……"

The woman was so angry that she couldn't speak.

He rushed into the room and rushed out menacingly, holding a kitchen knife.

The neighbors were so frightened that they took two steps back.

When Team Chen saw this, he was so frightened that he quickly stepped forward and prepared to grab the kitchen knife.

I saw the aunt holding the knife in her right hand, and slapped the little brother lying on the ground with her left hand, and said:

"How could I teach you, how could you buy such a shabby thing!"

Team Chen saw the opportunity and was about to come forward, but the aunt turned around and scared Team Chen to step back.

The aunt cursed, picked up a kitchen knife and started slashing at the courier like crazy.

Team Chen was relieved when he saw this, but also a little regretful. Where is my performance...

The little brother was lying on the ground with tears in his eyes.

I feel sorry for myself, and I feel even more sorry for my teacher.

damn it! Delivery boy, you're screwed! !

Boil! !

Jiang Chen felt a little sorry, so he bent down and secretly whispered in the little brother's ear: "I have a teacher here. I'll give it to you after you give me a good review."

The little brother's eyes were full of distrust, do you know how much this costs for me?

suddenly!

The woman picked up the takeout that was broken into several pieces and took out the big garbage bag from nowhere! !

Get away! Throw them all away! !

"What are you looking at! Damn it!!"

The woman grabbed two black garbage bags and walked onto the elevator.

Behind her, Captain Chen was thoughtful.

This skillful swordsmanship...

The speed of taking out a garbage bag to ‘destroy corpses and traces’…

"Wai! Xiao Chu, help me check someone... Oh, the slaughterhouse during the day, and the hotel cleaning at night... That's quite professional..."

When Team Chen answered the call in disappointment.

Jiang Chen looked at the young brother.

I don’t know where I pulled out a new doll! ! !

The simulation doll given by the system a few days ago has finally come in handy!

I just don’t know that what this sinister system...gives me is not normal...

At this moment, the little brother’s eyes lit up! ! !