How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"Come on, fourth brother, I have chosen a gift for you for a long time!"

The younger brother No. 3 handed over the ‘firecracker’ and patted his fourth brother on the shoulder.

it is more than words!

Brother No. 4 quickly took it, with tears in his eyes: "Brother 3rd, you are so good to me. Unlike my second brother, you didn't even give me a gift."

talking.

He also glanced at Brother No. 2.

But I found that younger brother No. 2 had already run out for a few steps...

"Great disaster, great disaster!"

Brother No. 2 held the prayer beads and kept rolling them, shaking his head repeatedly!

Others give gifts to make people cry, but this guy gives gifts to make people cry.

"cut!"

Brother No. 4 rolled his eyes at Brother No. 2.

The second brother is indeed a stingy man!

"By the way, where is my eldest brother?"

Brother No. 4 held a firecracker and asked Brother No. 3.

But I haven't waited for anyone to reply.

He seemed to feel the smell of something burning, and the sizzling sound.

I sniffed hard with my nose...

Ok.

this smell...

boom! !

Crack, crackle, crackle! ! !

--[Wow! It’s blooming! ]

——[Hahahahaha I just got out of prison and will be hospitalized next. ]

——[I’m laughing so hard, you all have to grab it when the anchor is having a firecracker, hahahahaha. What a disaster! ]

——[What a miserable fourth brother, hahahaha, I’m glad it’s not on my butt this time! ]

——[Um, usually it’s not the fourth child who gets injured butt, it’s the second child, and the fourth child is more durable...]

——[…]

...

"call………"

After a loud noise, Brother No. 4 took a long breath and spit out all the smoke he inhaled at once.

Fortunately, the firecrackers were not very powerful, which meant that his face was completely black.

Brother No. 3 retreated in time and was not affected.

But the shock was clearly visible on his face.

What I bought was a ‘duck’ toy!

Which product is particularly flammable and explosive? ?

"Third brother, you and I don't have such a big hatred, right? You guys set off fireworks to welcome me, I understand. But I shouldn't let you set them off directly in my face, right?!"

Brother No. 4 has a dark face. He looks dark enough on the outside, but his feelings in his heart make his face even darker.

Not real brothers, but four who are better than real brothers! !

How could such a thing be done? Wow!

"Uuuuuuuuuah, stop talking and look at me!!"

Beside him, Brother No. 2 was holding his buttocks.

The cloth on my butt was torn.

My butt, which had just recovered from an injury a few days ago, suffered another inexplicable disaster today.

The female secretary next to her covered her face.

I really don’t want to say that I know these people!

What a bunch of idiots! ! !

"Well...it was all him, he did it!!"

Brother No. 3 immediately locked onto Jiang Chen!

Pinpoint the culprit.

Jiang Chen:......

"Why am I bothering you by playing with firecrackers? Is it easy for me? I just deliver takeaways to you, but I also help you set off fireworks, and now you blame me?"

Jiang Chen became angrier the more he thought about it.

Simply take out all the fireworks and shoot them in a row!

ignite.

Zila...bang! ! !

There was a loud noise, almost as lively as the Chinese New Year.

"Fucking master, someone is robbing the prison, Zhuo!!"

Suddenly, there was a sound from inside the detention center.

Then I saw a young policeman rushing out with a baton.

Completely ignoring the pull from the police around me!

"Master, don't drag me! Second-class martial arts, second-class martial arts of walking, hahahaha! There are still people who dare to rob a prison these days! Master, can I use a gun? How about we, master and apprentice, fight our way out today?"

The young policeman's door was ajar, and he looked as if he was ready to die heroically.

At the same time, I also realized that the sound was wrong.

Could it be that the other side used a gun?

boom!

At the moment when the young policeman and the master looked at each other.

Something instantly lay on the door!

bullet?

The young policeman frowned: "Master, we, we want to make a great contribution!"

"Your sister, you idiot, is such a fucking duck!!"

The master scolded him all over the place.

Then take down the duck on the collapsed wall.

Come a little closer...

"Huh? Why does it smell like shit?" The master threw the duck aside.

Then he dragged his apprentice out of the detention center.

The young policeman originally looked panicked until he saw Jiang Chen...

"Master, I understand. It's usually fine. This guy is an anti-crime propaganda ambassador!"

Snapped!

The master gave the young policeman another headache.

Whispering in his ear: "This guy will only get into trouble when he comes! Don't you know how many police officers are working overtime by the Lujiang River today?!"

"right!"

The young policeman suddenly understood.

Wouldn't that be...

There is a performance! !

His eyes lit up for a moment.

The master quickly walked up to Jiang Chen and said, "Xiao Jiang, the fireworks are almost done. Why don't you take people away? This is a detention center after all..."

While speaking, the master glanced at Junior No. 4 from the corner of his eye.

It's quite miserable. I got such a beating right after I came out.

There is also a younger brother number two.

That ass is miserable.

Tsk! !

Um? butt! Duck toys! Smells like shit! ?

"Fuck...Xiaojiang, just do it yourself, I'm leaving!!"

The master covered his mouth and ran to the detention center.

Young people are so good at playing, Zhuo!

Everything is stuffed everywhere!

Look, I was so scared that I almost collapsed!

The master has just left.

The young policeman smiled and hugged Jiang Chen's arm, blinking his eyes: "Brother! I heard that you are super cool. Wherever you go, your achievements will be there!!"

Those eyes kept flashing.

It’s all about the performance expectations of young police officers! !

——[I can only say that he is indeed very young...]

——[Sister Yunyun was like this before. Looking at it recently, she feels so tired that she almost looks ten years older. ]

——[But at this point, it seems a bit unjustifiable for you, the anchor, not to give people some performance points! ]

——[The performance at the gate of the detention center, do you really think someone dares to rob the prison? ? ]

——[It’s really hard to talk about this, the anchor is here...]

——[As an enthusiastic crowd! I’m going to take a baseball bat and witness history hahahaha! ]

——[It’s a bit ridiculous, but it’s not completely impossible...]

——[…]

...

"Brother, there are some things that you can't grasp at such a young age!"

Jiang Chen patted the young policeman on the shoulder and sighed.

Young man, can you say this casually?

At this moment, the continuous blast of firecrackers around them was finally coming to an end.

Buy too much...

"Hey, let's go if nothing happens!!"

The female secretary couldn't stand it anymore and greeted several younger brothers.

"Sister! You go first. I'm here to remember you and won't leave for the time being!"

Brother No. 2, whose robe was torn, was sitting on the ground, unable to move.

pain.

Even the slightest movement would cause excruciating pain! !

"It's okay, second brother, it's just a minor injury!"

Brother No. 4 pulled No. 2 up!

Everyone doesn’t want to have an easy time!

"Ouch, ah, ah, ah, please be gentle!!"

"Oh, this little injury is nothing. I remember back then..."

Brother No. 4 wants to trace his past glorious deeds.

But after looking at the door of the guardhouse...

never mind!

A hero does not mention his bravery! !

suddenly.

Amidst the noise among several people.

"Ahem! It's so lively today..."

A man in a suit with a scar came over with a sneer.

Behind him was a boy in a flowery shirt.

When the boy in the flower shirt saw so many people, he snorted: "Get out of the way, my eldest brother said, we are going to rob the prison today!!!"

Crowd: ? ? ?

The young policeman's eyes lit up and he couldn't hold back his smile at all.

Whatever the hell comes your way.

Jiang Chen, baby! ! !

Jiang Chen:......

Snapped! !

The man in the suit with the scar slapped the boy in the floral shirt hard on the face!

...

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(I’m busy today, so I’ll be late for another chapter. I’m so sorry.)